Lil' I.D.C: Kiss Mike! *holding a small spider* 

Lil' D.C: What?! NO GET THAT AWAY!!

Lil' Gov: *slaps the spider out of her hands and steps on it*

Lil' I.D.C: Sleep with one eye open tonight cousin-

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Virginia: Kentucky can you pass the salt? 

Kentucky: *throws pepper at him*

Virginia: What the fuck- This is PEPPER

Kentucky: :D

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Geo: *dressed up as Santa* What do you want for Christmas son? 

Lil' Alaska: I WANT YOU DEAD SO I CAN BE SANTA!! :D

Geo: *hides behind D.C* ,:C

D.C: FLORIDA I SWEAR-

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Lil' Mary: YOU'VE HAD THREE JUICE BOXES DUDE YOU CAN'T DRIVE!

Lil' Mass: *gets into one of those toy cars and accidentally runs over Rhode* :O

Lil' PA: Well... That's great actually :D

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Florida: It's 3 am dad time for a TikTok!! :)

Georgia: God fucking damn it...

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Oklahoma: *casually has a tornado in the living room*

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Utah: *crying* please get me out I don't wanna be stuck in the bathroom anymore-

Cali: *slides a fork under the door*

Utah: WHAT IS A FORK GONNA DO-?

Cali: I DON'T KNOW!! 

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Texas: I'm gonna do it.

Alaska: Whatever it is it's most likely dumb as hell.

Texas: *pours Oil on his sandwich* 

Alaska: I was right.

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Ohio: *breathes*

Kentucky: I'ma kill 'em-

Geo: TuCkY nO-

:P