Detroit: I am currently running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo. 

Detroit: AND I'M READY TO FIGHT GOD- OR BECOME HIMMMM!!

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Teacher lady: As you all know its pajama day and- blah blah something idk

Miami 💭: wait... It is~?

Miami: hehe hehe hehe *starts taking off his clothes*

Atlanta: AYE YOO-

Dallas: PUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON!!

Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING MIAMI?!

Miami: I sleep naked :)

Oklahoma City: Why the hell is he hard-

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Atlanta: Boobs may be fun for people who don't have them, BUT. They suck. Like. My back hurts. All THE GOD DAMN TIME.

I.D.C: True *Goes back into the kitchen to stab Florida-*

Tallahassee: dude... What the fuck?

Houston: I still want mobile Squishies.

Miami: Virgins shouldn't be speaking, Houston. Or I could change that~?

Houston: NO GT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME-

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Montgomery: I hate you so God damn much...

N.Y.C: something we have in common cousin fucker!!

Montgomery: MOTHER FUCKER I-

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Saw this on the side of the road. HOW?!