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____ it's magically delicious!!

Florida: ass.

Louie: I think you know what I'm thinking...

Mass: That steak I had a week ago that I stole from Texas, he still has no idea it was me.

Geo: Peaches. If you disagree then your opinion is wrong.

Mary: MY FUCKING CRABS BRO-

D.C: The pills Gov and I take to keep us from trying to kill ourselves.

I.D.C: Yo have you ever tried chocolate? DUDE-

District: The wall

PA: The souls of the innocent.

N.Y: children.

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(When they were younger)

Michigan: Hey Ohio!

Ohio: What?

Michi: Spell icup.

Ohio: Ok stupid. I-C-U-P

Michi: EWWW MR.DAD!! GOV!! OHIO SAID HE SEES ME PEE!!

Ohio: WAIT NO-

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Florida: Say hey and you're gay.

Texas: *who just walked into the room* Hey y'all!

Louie: I KNEW IT!!

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Florida: *singing Rick Ashley's famous song in Spanish*

N.M: God damn it...

Ari: *Wheeze*

N.Y: The fuck he saying?

Cali: You honestly would kill him if you knew.

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D.C: I hate to get political but... *Silently eats a sugar cookie* (like the ones above)

I.D.C: *GaSp* BROTHER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-

Gov: Yo those cookies are the best.

Berlin: Say sike right now.

D.C: Shut the fuck up or I will invade your ass again.

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Kentucky: WHO TOUCHED IT!!*Pointing to his empty bowl of KFC*

Geo: Hun you know I don't fuck with that. I eat Church's chicken.

Louie: I only fuck D.C and Florida, but besides that, I was eating sushi. Tokyo showed me it and I fell in love with it.

Mary: We ran out of old bay and I had to run and get more, faster than the speed of light. I'll take my thanks later.

N.Y: Not a fan. Never will be. Goodbye.

Gov: I'm dying inside. You don't have time to eat when you gotta do work.

D.C: preach.

I.D.C: I don't even know why I try with you two anymore...

D.C: You love us silly~

Gov: Even if we hate ourselves :D

I.D.C: Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you all. I'm going out.

Florida: *whipping the grease off his lips* Yo I think it was Texas.

Kentucky: 👁👄👁

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