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____ it's magically delicious!!
Florida: ass.
Louie: I think you know what I'm thinking...
Mass: That steak I had a week ago that I stole from Texas, he still has no idea it was me.
Geo: Peaches. If you disagree then your opinion is wrong.
Mary: MY FUCKING CRABS BRO-
D.C: The pills Gov and I take to keep us from trying to kill ourselves.
I.D.C: Yo have you ever tried chocolate? DUDE-
District: The wall
PA: The souls of the innocent.
N.Y: children.
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(When they were younger)
Michigan: Hey Ohio!
Ohio: What?
Michi: Spell icup.
Ohio: Ok stupid. I-C-U-P
Michi: EWWW MR.DAD!! GOV!! OHIO SAID HE SEES ME PEE!!
Ohio: WAIT NO-
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Florida: Say hey and you're gay.
Texas: *who just walked into the room* Hey y'all!
Louie: I KNEW IT!!
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Florida: *singing Rick Ashley's famous song in Spanish*
N.M: God damn it...
Ari: *Wheeze*
N.Y: The fuck he saying?
Cali: You honestly would kill him if you knew.
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D.C: I hate to get political but... *Silently eats a sugar cookie* (like the ones above)
I.D.C: *GaSp* BROTHER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Gov: Yo those cookies are the best.
Berlin: Say sike right now.
D.C: Shut the fuck up or I will invade your ass again.
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Kentucky: WHO TOUCHED IT!!*Pointing to his empty bowl of KFC*
Geo: Hun you know I don't fuck with that. I eat Church's chicken.
Louie: I only fuck D.C and Florida, but besides that, I was eating sushi. Tokyo showed me it and I fell in love with it.
Mary: We ran out of old bay and I had to run and get more, faster than the speed of light. I'll take my thanks later.
N.Y: Not a fan. Never will be. Goodbye.
Gov: I'm dying inside. You don't have time to eat when you gotta do work.
D.C: preach.
I.D.C: I don't even know why I try with you two anymore...
D.C: You love us silly~
Gov: Even if we hate ourselves :D
I.D.C: Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you all. I'm going out.
Florida: *whipping the grease off his lips* Yo I think it was Texas.
Kentucky: 👁👄👁
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