~3 am ~

Alabama: MAKE IT DROP THAT'S A WAP

Texas: *kicks down his door* ALABAMA IT IS WAY TO EARLY FOR YOU TO BE CLAPPING THEM CHEEKS

Indiana: Wait I heard all this from my room and it was Ala making the noise?!

Ohio: Ok who's the dumbass blasting wap at 3 am.

Mississippi: You'll never guess.

Ohio: was it my dumbass?

Mississippi: damn your good.

Florida: *Popping out of a vent* YEAH TURN IT UP ALABAMA!! SWALLOW M-

Geo: *yeets a peach at the back of his head*

Mary: TO BED ALL OF YOU!!

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Florida: shirvfu sbfeidbr osmv orbri dufuhdj

D.C: what did he say?

Geo: he said fuck me but he's really high right now.

D.C: O-

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Texas: Someone tell me why I still exist?

Austin: because I won't allow you to die, dad.

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Cali: What's up with Alaska?

Alaska: * sobbing*

Mass: Hawaii probably left him on read again.

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Mass: Florida... What did you do?

Florida: you-

Mass: you're a bottom. I do you. Shut the fuck up with that.

N.Y: I AM RIGHT HERE-

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Colorado: *skiing*

*A wild avalanche has appeared*

Colorado: FINALLY!!

Utah: COCO NO-

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Atlanta: Uncle Florida what are we doing again?

Florida: me and Tallahassee are simply teaching you the basic rules of robbing a bank. Do first you gotta-

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