Cannon heads tho-

Do you think Alaska also tried naming teams but since he's not really into that failed miserably-

I feel like they've watched all the Tik Toks that have people guessing their names and let's just say, they started using some as nicknames. Like Falcons were now called. "Fffffffffffffffflamingo." And the Chicago Bears were the "Catipliers." 

Sooo personality-wise, I feel like Eagles would be the energetic, always happy, kinda chaotic boi. He has Aspergers and isn't the best with understanding social cues. He's getting better but still not great. And almost set himself on fire after winning his first championship-

Atlanta Falcons would be the guy in his room trying to avoid everyone yet the Eagles tries to include him in everything regardless of his protests

I've been informed by me pal @StrongBlueMonster777 that and I quote, "Dallas Cowboys would be the jerks." So... he's the Masshole of the house. :D

From what I hear a lot is that the Kansas City Cheifs are very uh... scared...? When playing so, he's sort of the guy to get scared by absolutely anything. And is the house bean.

(At this point I'm guessing-)

Patriots would be scary, yet the most chill guy in the household. Like, yeah he'd kick your ass over the last slice of pizza but five minutes later he'd bring you a cupcake as an apology.

Buffalo Bills here would be another New York. You can't change my mind. And of course, Eagles forces him to interact with others.

I have no idea how the Houston Texans play, but I like to believe he looks tough and tries hard to be tough. When he's more of a big marshmallow. And just likes being around everyone. :D

Steelers would be the calm and collective guy. He knows he's got a lot of fans and all but cares less bout the whole game thing and more about making sure he's not overworking himself. Tires to keep a balance ya know.

The Vikings actually has a Viking helmet he never takes off. Even if it's in desperate need of washing. They claim that no one will recognize them without it. But that's most likely not true-

The only reason Falcons are there is because his older sister Green Bay Packers forced him to move in with her since she knows how he can't really handle himself much alone. She's kinda like I.D.C being protective but then again picks on him the most. But if anyone else did that she'd have a knife to their throat. (He probably would have stayed in his penthouse in Atlanta if it wasn't for her. I think a lot of the other teams choose to not move in but some did.)

The L.A raiders would be a huge gambler. And was really good at it too. And when he was younger scammed kids out of anything really. And to this day scams his roommates out of everything. But normally is stopped by an older team. And forced to return anything he scammed them out of.

All I am writing for now lol. bai.

Btw if you happened to know more about these teams please let me know how you think they'd behave. I don't watch sports-

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