Nebraska saying stupid shit to hurt your brain


The midwestern meetings consisted of a lot of arguing but there is always Nebraska there. Normally trying to lighten the mood or just plain asking questions. He tended to get confused easily and his mind wondered more often than any state. while Missouri and Kansas were yelling at each other he sat in between them staring at the table. "Hey... Missouri... We eat salt because someone in history ate a rock and found it pretty good." 

"Not again Nebraska... Please don't-" Kansas mumbled.  "Ever wonder who's random person's seat you take on a bus guys?" Missouri laughed, he always thought Nebraska was funny. Even if he's being serious in some cases he was just born this way. "Wonder how many people I've passed that could have been killers." He continued, the rest of the midwestern states already cathing on and mentally kicking themselves for letting him come here. "Nebraska, please. We beg of you. Stop." Illinois says with a small groan. 

"Money is never yours. It's just your turn with it." 

"DEAR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" Ohio screamed slamming his hands on his ears. Why was he even like this? "Language is just agreed upon gibberish," Nebraska says his face showing even more concentration. There is no stopping this man. Indiana paused, why was he right tho-? 

"A love story doesn't end in marriage. But actually a funeral." 

"W-well that's... Sadly correct." Indiana said, fidgeting in his seat a bit. "Nothing is ever on fire but rather the fire is on things." North Dakota got up and just left the room. "NORTH COME BACK THE MEETING ISN'T OVER!!" Michigan yelled.

"NO!! FUCK OFF!! I HATE YOU ALL!!" 

Michigan sighed. North's never leaving his room again... There's a fact. "Surgery is hurting people to heal them." Missouri fell off his seat laughing, South Dakota just stared at him. Silently questioning the man's humor. "NEBRASKA!!" Kansas yelled directly in his ear. "WHA- Oh. Hi, Kansas!! What's up?" Nebraska smiled at him. "You did it again." 

"Oh... Sorry guys."




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