Geo, PA, Mary, and of course Florida all went to the mall to do a bit of shopping and just have fun in general. They stopped a couple of stores just exploring and buying the stupidest of shit because they're bored. 

They entered a Barnes & Nobles since Georgia and Mary wanted to read. Again basically the same person. Florida on the other hand was bored as fuck. He never liked reading, but he still wanted his friend and 'Dads' to have fun. So boredom was the only option. Geo and Mary went to find some romance books to read while PA went to get a coffee from the Starbucks in the store. 

Florida kept looking around the random shelves then got the dumbest idea. He ran into the non-fiction aisle and grabbed a book on communism then put it on the bible shelf. Smirking to himself he left the aisle and went into the kid's section. He can't read but he can look at neat pictures on the books. 

He grabbed his favorite captain underpants books and took a seat. After a good while of looking at his pictures in peace, a blonde middle-aged woman with the standard "I wanna speak to your manager" hair cut marched up to him and just stared at him. Florida finally looked up at her after a minute of playing with the flip animated pages. "May I help you, ma'am?" 

"You shouldn't be here." 

"Pardon?" Florida looked at her shocked, no 'Hi how are you?' no 'Hey how was your day?' wooooooooooooooooow. Rude as fuck. "You are staring at my daughter and making her very uncomfortable and need to leave now." Florida glanced over at what he thinks is her daughter who was just playing with the trains with two other kids. Not even paying attention to him. "Ma'am your kid is playing. She doesn't even know I exist. Plus I couldn't care less about her. I'm looking at neat pictures." 

The Karen snatched the book out of Florida's hands, "YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!" Damn her voice is annoying. "Uhhh ma'am is my son bothering you?" Oh shit. NOT THE BEAN BOI-

"Yes!! Indeed he is!! He refuses to leave after harassing my children and me!!" Georgia glanced at Florida then the Karen. "He only harasses me and my roommates. Trust me." Geo giggled inraging the woman even more.  "WELL, HE DID IT TO ME!!! YOU BOTH NEED TO LEAVE THE STORE RIGHT NOW!!" 

"M-Ma'am please do not yell we are in a book store people are trying to read. I'm not leaving and neither is he. My boyfriend-" 

"EW, WHAT YOU'RE GAY?!" 

"Correction. Bisexual. Second, go fuck yourself. Come on Florida." Geo grabbed Florida and dragged him downstairs with his stack of picture books to where Mary and Penn were sitting drinking coffee. "What took you so long?" 

"Fucking Karen..." PA patted Geo's head and handed him his peach-flavored coffee. "Thank you, love..."

"Anytime-" 

"THERE YOU ARE I WASN'T DONE WITH YOUR SATANIC ASS!!" The Karen screamed. (I have disgusted myself- anyway I'm sorry) She marched right in front of Georgia and slapped him across the face. PA, Florida, and Mary were clearly pissed. And now everyone was watching. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!" 

"MY PROBLEM- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!! WHICH ONE OF YOU GAY FREAKS ARE DATING THIS-THIS- THING!?" 

"EXCUSE ME? GAY FREAK? PLEASE KINDLY SHOVE YOUR OPINION UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE NO ONE GAVE ANY FUCK TO ASK!! KEEP YOUR HOMOPHOBIC ASS TO YOURSELF!!" 

"I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC!!" 

"Bruh. YOU JUST SLAPPED MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND BECAUSE HE IS BI. IF THAT AIN'T HOMOPHOBIC I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS!!" 

Meanwhile, Florida was trying to stab the lady with a straw. While a panicked and uncomfy Geo held him back. PA slapped the woman who was stunned by the act. Clearly not expecting it. "DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU NOT TO HIT A WOMAN!!" 

"FIRST OF ALL. I DON'T KNOW MY MOM. SECONDLY. Equal. Rights. Equal. Fights." PA never really believed that but when the time is right- "YOU- I-I WANNA SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!" Another man.  He had short jet black hair, a suit similar to D.C's but his tie was black. Nice- soon got up from a table a teenage woman looking at him and the Karen. She looked fresh into college. "I am the manager ma'am. And I saw everything. And as a proud Trans male myself, I am not too fond of the things you claim." 

"TRANS WHAT?!? YOU WERE BORN A WOMAN SO YOU ARE A WOMAN!!" 

"Dear lord RESPECT PEOPLE KAREN!!" Shouted the aggravated teen. "I'M TRYING TO GET A JOB NOT HEAR YOU BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE LOVING OR BEING WHATEVER!!!! FUCK OFF!!!" Mary laughed. "I LIKE YOU KID!! YOU'RE FUNNY AS HELL!!" The woman sputtered, quickly turning her head to realize all the disapproving faces. No one even noticed her daughter was there. Very much in tears from being pulled away from her toys and new friends. "And ma'am. You're fucking banned. Please exit the store before I call the cops." The Karen screamed and walked out with her wailing child. 

"Holy fucking shit. WHAT A BITCH!!" PA yelled. The man nodded. "I know right. Are you all alright?" Other than Geo's red cheek he seemed fine, but very pissed and uncomfy with the sudden attention. "Yeah, we're fine." The manager guy smiled and say any books they picked out now they could take home as an apology. Then went back to interview the girl. 

"Let's just head home. I don't wanna risk running into her again..." Geo mumbled. "I got chu boo. Wanna watch some movies when we get home?" Mary asked giving him a small pat on the back. "Yeah, thanks." 

Karens fucking suck-