More NFL stuff while I question my sanity


Patriots: Look what the Steelers gave me!

Steelers: I THREW IT AT YOU!!

G.B.P: T-That's a knife...

Patriots: I know isn't he so nice?!

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H.T: What's wrong K.C?

K.C: Tampa Bay Buccaneers were being mean again. :C

Chicago Bears: Don't worry bud! I got this!

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*insert Bears beating the fuck out of T.B.B here*

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Baltimore Raven: *Talking about his raven* I've only had kiwi for five days...

B.R: And if anything happened to him I'd kill anyone in this room and then myself.

Patriots: ok...

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H.T: I CAN BE TOUGH!!

Buffalo: Prove it then, "Tough guy" 

Falcons: *Leaving the kitchen with a plate of food*

H.T: F-FINE!! *Storms towards Falcons and slaps the food out of his hands*

H.T: SEE!!

Falcons: :C

H.T: wait... NO NO, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY-

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Falcons: Eagles. No. I don't wanna go-

Eagles: *starts shoving him in a sack*

Falcons: *confused screaming*

Eagles: :D

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Buffalo: Eagles, you touch me and I'm gonna drop kick you out a window.

Eagles: Nice joke! Come on~! We're watching a horrifically sad movie!!

Buffalo: Fine... But only because I wanna see H.T cry.

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Buffalo: This is inside out...

Eagles: I know.

H.T: *historically sobbing into Falcons arms*

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Patriots: Hey K.C!!

K.C: *screams and punches him in the face*

Patriots: OW FUCK-

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G.B.P: The guy who wrote somebody that I used to know and dipped is really someone we used to know.


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