More NFL stuff while I question my sanity
Patriots: Look what the Steelers gave me!
Steelers: I THREW IT AT YOU!!
G.B.P: T-That's a knife...
Patriots: I know isn't he so nice?!
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H.T: What's wrong K.C?
K.C: Tampa Bay Buccaneers were being mean again. :C
Chicago Bears: Don't worry bud! I got this!
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*insert Bears beating the fuck out of T.B.B here*
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Baltimore Raven: *Talking about his raven* I've only had kiwi for five days...
B.R: And if anything happened to him I'd kill anyone in this room and then myself.
Patriots: ok...
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H.T: I CAN BE TOUGH!!
Buffalo: Prove it then, "Tough guy"
Falcons: *Leaving the kitchen with a plate of food*
H.T: F-FINE!! *Storms towards Falcons and slaps the food out of his hands*
H.T: SEE!!
Falcons: :C
H.T: wait... NO NO, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY-
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Falcons: Eagles. No. I don't wanna go-
Eagles: *starts shoving him in a sack*
Falcons: *confused screaming*
Eagles: :D
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Buffalo: Eagles, you touch me and I'm gonna drop kick you out a window.
Eagles: Nice joke! Come on~! We're watching a horrifically sad movie!!
Buffalo: Fine... But only because I wanna see H.T cry.
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Buffalo: This is inside out...
Eagles: I know.
H.T: *historically sobbing into Falcons arms*
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Patriots: Hey K.C!!
K.C: *screams and punches him in the face*
Patriots: OW FUCK-
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G.B.P: The guy who wrote somebody that I used to know and dipped is really someone we used to know.
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