Louisiana was sitting on his normal rock by the shore. It always gave a nice view of the ocean. "LOUIE!! DARLING!!" Hey, he knew that voice.

"Mother?" Louisiana turns to see a tall light-skinned woman, she had big bright yellow hair and a heavy load of makeup showing off her deep blue eyes. "Hello, mother!" He stood up giving a small bow. "Why aren't you the cutest thing! How long has it been? 1, 2 years?" France asks the boy. "5 years mother..."

She gasps, "5 years?! Time sure does fly, doesn't it! Well, I need a few things." typical the only time she sees the boy is when she needs something. France shipped him off when he was 10. At least the Natives and other Colonies took him in... But. What would happen to him they hadn't? What if they let him die alone...?

"Anyway! I would love to see your furry outfits again! Do you have one that just goes really long around the neck? I want to look fabulous and unique at in a few months' ball!!" He shouldn't even be surprised. And he kinda wasn't just shocked at how she just went straight to the point so quickly. Normally there's more sweet-talking than asking. "C-can I come to the ball?" she normally says some lie of why he can't go back to France. Most of it so so obvious too.

"Oh! Honey, you know the people there are dangerous and would most likely eat you! I'm risking my own life going. Now take me to the fur."

"Yes, Mother right this way." They'd have to go into British territory for it tho. He only makes them at Georgia's house because someone might take them anywhere else. And the last thing he would want is someone stealing the main things he wears to keep warm during the winters.

+Time skip+

"Are we there yet?"

"No mother..."

"What about now? This is taking forever!"

"No mother, we're almost there..." This happens all the time. She doesn't shut up! He can't tell at her. He might get killed or something. "It's so hot!" Louie groans. "We're here, welcome to Georgia's house mother!" they enter the Peachtree field. "What? All I see are trees!? And who is this 'Georgia.' LOUIE! ARE YOU TALKING TO STRAN--gerrssss wow..." They spot Georgia picking Peaches as usual, but he had his shirt off because of the heat. "That's the Georgia you're referring to~" France purred looking dead at the man. "Yes...? Mother are you ok? Why do you keep staring at him like that?"

"Britain would sure get pissed off if I started dating his hottest colony~"

"MOTHER!!"

"WHAT?! Your mother can look at men she finds attractive~"

"Oh, dear... Mr. Georgia!" Louie yelled smiling brightly.

"Hello, Louie, and who's this next to you?" Georgia asks walking closer to them, standing quite protectively in front of Louisiana. "My name is France darling but you can call me your wife~" Georgia stared at the way older woman in shock, his face burned too. He hadn't been flirted with before. Let alone get married or any of that shit. "Uhhh... I'm not doing that. Nice to meet you, Miss France..." He shook her hand. "Playing hard to get I see, that's fine I have my ways of getting what I want." Georgia looked madly uncomfortable. "Anyway! Louie what... Uh... Brings you to my neck of the woods?" Georgia said quickly changing the subject.

"My mother had come over to get some fur necklaces, that's sorta how she wanted it made. I think. So I was gonna make one!"

Georgia leans down and whispers. "Well please make it quick, she's making me uncomfortable. And now I'm kinda scared." He stood up again, "Well I do have some guests today but come on in!" Georgia leads them to a fairly big log cabin. It had lots of plants growing in pots and vases around it, opening the door to reveal more plants. "Hey, Georgia! Yea got the peaches?" PA said peaking out the kitchen. "Yep! And a few guests so, please... I'm begging you, be on your best behavior." Mary who was sitting at the kitchen table playing the knife game looks up. "OH- hello!" he throws the knife into the sink. "Guys, this is Pennsylvania and Maryland. PA and Mary, this is France and Louisiana. But he goes by Louie."

"AWWWWW! SO THIS IS THE CUTIE YOU TALK SO MUCH ABOUT!!" Mary runs over to Louisiana and cups his cheeks. "He so small and adorable!!" He pinches his cheeks. "Hey! I'm not small! Not am I adorable!" Louie yelled smacking Mary's hands off him. "AND YOU SOUND JUST LIKE RHODE ISLANDS!" PA laughed. "Uhhh... Anyway, Georgia~" France walks up to him pinning him to a wall he was backing into. "I got some peaches you could look at~"

Louie could easily tell Georgia was dying inside. "Uhhh... No thanks... I-I'm good..." Geo squeaked. He put his hands up uncomfortably, trying to gently push her away. His voice tended to get higher pitched the more uncomfortable or embarrassed.
"Are you sure? I'd think you'd love the taste of the cream~"
"Ye-Yeah im sure..."

France smirked pulled him into a kiss. A. French. Kiss. "Oh, shit..." Mary mumbled. PA fell over laughing. "MMMHH!!! MMMHHH!!!!" Georgia was in a panic now. He couldn't hurt her but he really didn't like this. Bad memories... He broke the kiss quickly. "IIIII AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM!!!" He squeaked in a even higher-pitched voice, leaving the scene. Making PA laugh even harder as he chased after his confused, uncomfortable, and flustered friend.

France grinned licking her lips seductively. "Mother, that wasn't very nice of you," Louie said quietly, leaving to go make her fur. "Louie, nice gals finish last sometimes," France yelled back as a reply. Louisiana rolled his eyes entering the room Georgia made for him.

This is going to be a long day...

~~~

D.C looked at the woman across the table. "So... You're offering me your son and all this land for how much...?"

"15 Milion. Pretty cheap I just don't want Britain having him again." D.C nodded. "Ok. I'll take him, but please stop flirting with Georgia." He was sitting beside D.C clinging onto him for dear life. It's been decades since they first meet and she still wouldn't stop.

"I won't make any promises my dear." France winked at Geo. "God help me... I don't know what I've done to deserve this lord but im sorry..." France places a small piece of paper on his desk. "Sign the check here and he's yours." D.C signed it, then returning it to France. "Pleasure doing business with you. Bye-bye Georgia~" She blew a kiss his way before leaving.

"Are you ok?"

"Not in the slightest."

+Time skip+

"So... You're saying I'm an American territory now?" France nodded. "Please don't weep in my absence dear child! I'll visit!" France was being dramatic as usual. Louisiana grinned, so maybe he could share his real feelings about his awful mother. "Well... You're not my mother anymore correct?"

France grew curious. "Well... I guess so but what does this have to do with anything?"

"FUCK YOU, FRANCE!!" He runs towards D.C and gave him a big hug. "DAD!" France looked furious. "LOUISIANA GET BACK HERE AND APOLOGISE TO ME THIS INSTANT!!!" Louie looked back at her. "FUCK OFF KAREN IM NOT GOING BACK!!" And He picked up D.C confusing him, he was still pretty small, but very strong apparently. He ran off with him into the woods. "DAMN IT LOUISIANA!!" France screamed.

Louisiana finally got what he wanted, a home.

I like the idea of France continuously flirting with Geo-

Also, I hope I ain't offending anyone with this book. ;-;
Not my intention! I just like writing dumb shit.
Ok I'm done now bai bai.