~If Gov was in charge of getting states~

Gov: Aye kid you want some candy-

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Tokyo: man I look awful...

Gov: *low key simping* God she's gorgeous ain't she?

D.C: Not to be rude. BUT CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT TOKYO FOR FIVE SECONDS-

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I.D.C: not again...

District: I see no problem here.

D.C: HOW DO YOU NOT SEE A PROBLEM!!

Gov: *In a bathtub filled with cats as he slowly drifts away from humanity while dying from how cute they are*

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Any state as a baby: *Exists*

Gov: Ok kid now let's learn about how to murder.

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*you've seen those tiktoks of the slushy cup thing right? This would be his reaction*

Gov: 100 bucks. Don't ask why. I'll give you my credit card plz-

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Warsaw: Ugh I have no friends...

Gov: BITCH WHAT AM I?! A ROACH?!

D.C: YES!

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I.D.C: Hey Gov could you-

Gov: *Disappears*

I.D.C: What the hell...

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Tokyo: Gov what's wrong...?

Gov: we have a marriage issue.

Tokyo: we aren't married tho-

Gov: THAT'S THE PROBLEM AND I'M SOLVING IT *Getting down on one knee*

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Gov: Make out with me-

Tokyo: pardon me what did you say?

Gov: I said uhhh make food with me sometime yeah...

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D.C: GOV GET OUT THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!

Gov: YOU KNOW I HATED LIVING ANYWAY-