And whatever District is! :D

~Gov

Columbus (GA): Wait... we have the same name?

Columbus (OH): I think so...

Columbus (GA): I'm the better one

Columbus (OH): PIECE OF SHI-

Geo: Well... That escalated quickly...

Ohio: Ope Well there was an attempt.

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Nobody: 

Austin: *Spinning in those spinny office chairs while Texas's is in a meeting* :)

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Huston: *Trying to set Dallas on fire*

Dallas: *hiding in the vents*

Austin: *Confused*

Texas: *trying to drink the pain away-*

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Gov: I can't stand you sometimes!

Austin: *trying not to cry* ok...

Gov: *Hugs him* stop doing the sad thing.

Austin: *Now confused* ok-

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~Weird true story~

L.A and Sacramento: *buying some stuff at a five below after school*

L.A: I think we got everything. Ready to-

Some other kids: *messing around and knocking shit over* 

Random Girl in the group: Did you just touch me?!

Sacramento: What the hell...?

L.A: Dude... Let's get the fuck out of here these kids crazy... *Whispering*

Another random kid: Hey! You guys wanna join?

L.A: uhh... No thanks! We gotta get home!

Random kid: Oh ok.

Sacramento: Dear... lord they looked like they're in my grade- *Whispering*

L.A: Dad would have killed us if we acted like that-

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District: FUCK YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT *Drives away in one of those small kid cars at Walmart*

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Springfield: 1800-

Chicago: 411 pain

Maimi: Put this number inside your brain 

Atlanta: 1800-411-pain :D

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N.Y.C: YA JUST THREW SOME CHEESE ON THE GROUND!! DO WE LOOK THAT PATHETIC TO YOU?!

London: No I-

N.Y: YOU KNOW WE'RE IN A FAMINE AND YOU PULL THIS!

London: N-No I'm sorry guys ;-;

N.Y.C: Wait... Let's take a moment Dad, remember D.C saying he couldn't cook.

N.Y: oh yeah all of his food tastes like it was on the floor

London: WOW RUDE PIECES OF SHIT!!

N.Y: SAYS ONE OF THE RUDEST CAPITALS I'VE EVER MET!!

Random new Headcannon:

The only time N.Y.C and N.Y get along is to attack another person-