Another AU thing?

Yes... I'm sorry. ;-;

"Thank you for having me Georgia."

"It's not a problem, we needed to address this water issue sooner or later," Geo replies. The two walking in a town by the palace. Of course, their strongest guards were surrounding them during their walk. "Soooo~ I get the river, right? My kingdom is the one with the most water issues." California says casually placing his hand on the smaller state's head. "No. You don't. And I will have your hand chopped off if you continue to mess up my hair." Georgia growled, slapping Cali's hand off him. 

He wouldn't actually do it of course. 

But then again, Geo was scary. 

California rolled his eyes but kept his hands to himself. "I have an idea. We split it." Cali groaned, he didn't like... 'Sharing' not only did the word suck. In general, he liked keeping his things to himself. And this river would be his. "Come on Geo~! I shouldn't have to share this thing. You already have lots of water access-"

"That I share with you."

Damn. He did have a point. Georgia shared his things when needed. "Fine... We can share this river too..." Geo smiled softly at the taller king, something quite rare for him. "Good. God California if we weren't friends I probably would have killed you by now." 

"Pfft- I know."

+Time skip+

The two states continued making small talk. Their guards, Maryland and Colorado, awkwardly exchanging glances at each other. Not social club in the back-

Meanwhile on a farm not too far down the road, Texas and his son Huston were having a nice conversation while planting some grains. Austin came running over carrying a screaming Dallas. "THE KINGS ARE COMING!!!" 

"HERE?!" Huston yelled dropping his seeds. "No sadly, It looks like they might just pass by but still it's kinda cool," Austin said. Dropping Dallas as soon as he arrived. "OW!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!" 

"DALLAS!! MOUTH!!" Texas yelled. "Sorry, dad..." Texas groaned and went back to planting. He's heard some about the kings. He's met Georgia, who was... Something. Terrifying. But something.  The next one was California. He hadn't known much about him, other than literally, everyone has had a crush on him besides him and maybe some of the other royals. He couldn't go sell things at the market without hearing girls fangirl about him. He was sick of it. 

And him. Fuck California. Just one day he wanted to not hear his name. If he'd ever met him...? Honestly, Texas probably would've just stared at him. Confused about why he was speaking to a normal farmer.

"Ohhh~! I wanna see this place!" Someone said. Texas turned to see... The kings themselves? ON HIS FARM?! "O-Oh!! Your Majesties." Texas and his sons, bow. Besides Austin, who had to get punched in the arm before he bowed. "Hello, Texas, and his sons." 

"You know them?" California asks closely examining the four. "Yes. I get my milk from here all the time. No idea how Texas handles his cows but they produce some of the best damn milk I've ever had." Texas smiled, not often a king complements your cows. "Thank you for the compliment, your highness." 

Cali grinned and slowly moved closer to this 'Texas' what? He's interesting. "You. Bring me some milk, I wanna try-" Geo slaps the back of California's head. "OW!" 

"Respect California. Texas, would you PLEASE. Bring my friend here some milk?" Geo corrected. Texas nodded and motioned for them to come inside his home. It wasn't anything as big as their palaces. Just a nice one-story house with four bedrooms. California and Georgia sat on some stools. "Did you make these?" California asked, his fingertips gliding against the wood. "No Actually my son Huston did. He's very good with his hands." Texas says. "Wait here I'll be back in a few minutes." Texas grabbed a bucket and walked back out of the house. 

"Damn did you see those arms!?" Cali said shaking his royal friend. "Get your filthy hands off me..." Geo said again slapping his hands away. "No but seriously!! Those fucking arms!!" Cali had a strange addiction to muscles. His personal favorites were arms. Texas had a T-shirt on while gardening giving Cali a full and amazing view of his arms. 

"What the hell is even wrong with you?" Geo groaned, the two remaining silent once they heard a door open and close. "I have the milk you asked for, here let me get a cup." Texas walked into the kitchen quickly grabbing three cups and placing them on the table, he poured the milk in each. Cali looked skeptical at first but decided if Geo gave it a good review. Then it had to be at least decent. That's what he thought anyway. California took a sip of the milk... Holy fucking mountains...

"THIS IS AMAZING!!" Cali yelled, starting to chug the rest of the sweet liquid in his cup. "Glad you like it." Texas smiled again, slowly dying inside. He couldn't stand this guy. He was worse in person... 

California shoved his empty cup in the taller man's face. "MORE PLEASE!" Texas sighed and got up to get some more. Ya see. California's palace didn't have the best water or any sort of liquid access. Accept for wine. It was the easiest to make since they had plenty of fruits and veggies. He wasn't a vegan, but he still didn't like the idea of meats. So... Vegetarian fit him a lot better.

Cali leans towards Geo. "Can I keep him?" The Golden State whispers. 

"No. You can't keep him. God your so embarrassing..." 

+Time skip+

After a full day of small talk, milk, and some flirty comments here and there the kings packed up their belongings and left. Georgia out of embarrassment of his friend's behavior throughout the day gave Texas some gold coins. He knew the family didn't have a ton of money. And being that they had a lot of good foods and milk. He knew this would be good enough. "Sorry again for him..." Geo mumbled. 

"It's perfectly fine sir." The two kings left the home and Cali still wouldn't stop talking about the man's god. Damn. Arms.

Am I lazy?

Yes. Yes, I am.