Head cannons-? That's what ya call 'em right?
(I put too much effort into this lol-)
Cali likes collecting flowers with Hawaii when she visits. Considering she is the only state in the US that likes him.
Florida sometimes sneaks into other states' rooms and takes something that causes mild inconvenience. Or just plain panic attacks. The only two he wouldn't steal from are Georgia and Louie.
New Mexico screams Spanish curse words often. Mostly because he's sick of everyone's shit.
When Texas is alone he'll sing a ton of love songs since he is lovesick and touched deprived boi.
Alaska has a secret pet bear that was only found when Texas walked in on him cuddling it while holding his bear plush.
PA has a decent relationship with Florida. Since the inner Philly in him is also insane.
Georgia and PA were in Philly once and got arrested and Gov had to bail them out because PA threw a whole ass table at the back of some dude's head for saying sub instead of hoagie at a Wawa.
New York likes dancing when he's alone.
All the OG 13 states love Hamilton and once Cali walked in on them in the middle of setting up a shrine for it.
Sometimes the OG 13 will go to a random river and throw tea in the water screaming "FUCK YOU BRITAIN"
Rhode Island is really insecure about his height so other states don't make fun of him for it in hopes of making him feel a little better.
IDC's name really stands for I don't care. Change my mind.
Florida will walk around in a random maid outfit at times he's bored.
Alaska can do ballet.
Washington gets scared easily and just straight sobs whenever someone scares him.
All States that do wear hats never take them off unless it's for sleep and or shower/swim time.
Georgia has an inner Atlanta that will come out when he's really pissed.
New Jersey and Florida are very clumsy and it's normal for them to hurt themselves about 20 times a day just from something stupid. Like stubbing a toe.
Michigan's Detroit shows when he is also really pissed.
When Alaska gets too warm he'll go inside the fridge.
Nebraska says some of the weirdest things. Like "Why is there a D in Fridge but not in refrigerator..."
Alabama and Mississippi get along well but not with Georgia anymore since he went blue.
The one thing Gov would really want is a hug and a nap.
Sometimes the northern states will cuddle with a random southern one when the winters get too harsh. Since it's always warm.
Georgia has a fear of snow.
Florida hates long lines.
Louie wears sketchers glow in the dark shoes sometimes.
Old D.C does stop by for visits but doesn't live at the statehouse anymore.
Texas and a lot of southern states get drunk a lot.
Utah screams "UNHOLY!!" every time someone makes coffee.
Wyoming, Alaska, and N.Y get along well since they hate everyone and hang out "Alaska's wilderness" or his room lol-
(thanks lol I forgot-)
Cali has fireproof clothes just in case he lights on fire.
When a volcano erupts Cali/ Hawaii will throw up actual lava and it's hard to get out of the carpet.
When Oklahoma or another state has a tornado everything around them just starts spinning and getting launched everywhere, not only that they get bad headaches and a few scratches here and there.
When there's a hurricane or a tropical storm a state just goes unconscious for a while and tears just flow out of their eyes.
Arizona sand storms are really just his body getting grainy to the touch and really heated.
They don't usually talk or make friends with humans not wanting to lose any of them in the future since they can't die and all-
All the states like doing pranks on their neighbors.
Maryland and Georgia are now BFF's fight me-
Alabama is a secret weeb.
Gov kinda likes Tokyo. (I'm a multi-shipper calm down)
Florida believes he can fly... HE BELIEVES HE CAN TOUCH THE SKYYY~
New York is good at raping and beatboxing.
State capitals are also now like just now humanized because I said so-
Austin is kinda scared of his dad.
Atlanta, Tallahassee, and Baton Rouge are "ThE mAn" +one woman (Atlanta)
Albany acts nothing like New York and is very social and loves everyone. Total bean. 100%
Richmond gets called "Rich man"
Raleigh and Atlanta get along dispute their parent's hatred for each other. AND RALEIGH HAS A CRUSH ON H-
Sacramento is protective of Cali and tries to keep Texas as far away from him as possible. So yeah they don't like each other at all-
Florida and Louie once caught Georgia at a strip club in Atlanta dancing and drinking after he turned blue.
Ok back to the capitals-
Salt Lake City's nickname is Blue. And she's a closeted lesbian. Mostly because she's worried about Utah disowning her and picking someone else to be his capital. But she's 100% gay for Nashville, she is in love-
Denver despite being the capital of Colorado doesn't actually like drugs. They just make his dad happy so he lets him do it.
Columbus, Columbia, and The District of Columbia (City) are the three C's. :)
Mass only likes Boston. And will kill anyone who dares to look at her the wrong way.
North and south Capitals actually get along well. Like the Pierre and Bismarck have sleepovers often.
Tallahassee shows love by leaving flowers in random places for people to find.
Austin is alike Texas in some ways because he's very prideful and likes to brag about himself but his best bud Oklahoma city knows he's actually really insecure.
Augusta unlike Maine hates everyone and likes being alone or with Maine.
Carson city can count and tries teaching his father, Nevada how to.
Concord likes playing the violin.
New York is a good dad and teaches Albany how to kick a man in the balls properly.
Every time a capital gets bullied and the others find out ww3 is happening.
Even if some hate each other like Atlanta and Columbia they would still kill anyone who hurt them besides said capital.
Gov prefers the state capitals, he claims they're not as much of a handful.
Louie teaches the ways of voodoo to anyone who will pay him 50 bucks.
Honolulu has a bad habit of hurting herself when she feels uncomfortable.
Everyone has one of those color-changing plushies so they know when they're upset.
Georgia and Atlanta love watching movies together. Especially Tyler Perry movies.
Montgomery isn't a redneck like his father and is actually quite nice and loves everyone.
Some of the states had a hard time raising the female capitals for reasons you probably understand.
Austin loves Cali because he is a blue state and believes in a lot that Austin does so he follows him around a lot.
Georgia hates pancakes and loves waffles and every morning will go out and get waffle house.
PA makes some mean Philly cheese stakes. Also forces states to eat them.
Harrisburg loves hugs.
Gov usually has to get forced into bed by someone or he'll work all night
Cali likes Austin and practically adopted him.
Atlanta a lot like Georgia naps often. But she works a lot so it makes sense.
Maryland will kill you if you talk bad about old bay.
Georgia will demand cuddles from the state closest to him when he feels lonely unless it's North Carolina. He'll find someone else...
Florida takes pictures of states doing the weirdest things then hangs them up on the wall at the end of the year.
Florida and Tallahassee can do great impressions.
Ok im done-
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