Gov: What now?

Texas: District has DC in a headlock and won't let him go till everyone in the house gives him 100 bucks-

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IDC: What are you doing...

District: Trying to convince Gov to commit war crimes on uhhh- someone but it's not working...

IDC: This is why I'm International and not you.

District: Fuck you... *sobbing*

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District: YO FUCKING CUDDLE ME

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District: My entire existence is to torture the people around me. I think I'm doing a good job. :)

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D.C: So anyway I said BACK UP and-

District: GUYS

Gov: What's up?

District: IF I SEE ONE MORE VISCO GIRLS ON MY FUCIKNG FOR YOU PAGE SAY "and I oop-" I'M GONNA SNAP HER SKSKSKSKSKSKSK SPINE AND GIVE HER SCOLIOSIS!! Bai. *leaves the room*

D.C: What the fuck...

Gov: I'm honestly not even surprised. 

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*reactions to being told 'I love you' *

Florida: Thanks fam!

Louie: oh no

D.C: *cries* I love you too

N.Y: Sounds fake but okay

Cali: *A flustered mess*

District: you should get a refund, because I know I'm shit. And I think you have something wrong with you mentally for you to fall for me.

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Geo: Hewwo.

Florida: Hihiiiiii!

N.Y: Greetings, Humans.

Cali: Three kinds of people.

Gov: I want pudding.

Texas: Nope, four kinds of people.

District: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Geo: Five kinds of people.

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London: *walking into his house* Hello, people who do not live here.

District: Hey.

Cardiff: Hi.

Edinburgh: Hello.

Dublin: Sup!

London: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Dublin: We were out of Doritos.

District: And alcohol.

Dublin: And alcohol.

London: I can't stand it here...