(We've all heard some of these tik tok audios I'm sure)

Also this is for you: https://www.tiktok.com/@cured.depression/video/6963264565790395653?lang=en&is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6963302296155735558

lil' N.Y.C: Uppy!! Uppy!!

N.Y: Not right now hun I'm kinda busy.

N.Y.C: No uppy?

N.Y.C: *Really deep voice* Dad. I request an uppy, if I am not granted my wish I will pee on everything.

N.Y: ...

N.Y: ok-

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Houston: So we find this fucking scull here. FULL HEAD OF TEETH.

Houston: *Talking about Philly* And this dumbass goes, "Ya think it's a bird?" 

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Austin & San Antonio: *intense dancing to the Backyardigans theme song*

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Detroit: *standing on top of the statehouse* I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!

Michigan: NO HONEY NOT AGAIN-

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Columbus (GA): So twin if you could add "You piece of shit" to the end of any movie quote what would it be?

Columbus (OH): HAKUNA MATATA!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

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Austin: *Walking into his dad's office* Hey dad I-

Cali & Texas: *in the middle of making out*

Austin: *slowly backing away* WRONG TIMING SORRY!!

Texas: AUSTIN-

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Detroit: I was just about to go outside and smoke me damn smarties right.

Little Rock: Yeah? 

Detroit: *points to his wall* THESE BEES GETTING DOWN OVER HERE-

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N.Y.C: DSKRBJEU AUEFHWH DIUCBW DAICNAJDN WKJEWIBDW!!

Some random asshole: Translation for this dumbass, please?

Detroit: So... you can suck his dick. He's really fucking drunk.

Houston: *loading a gun* Also sorry to bother you but the fuck did you say?

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Bismark: oh my god does he have rabies-? 

Miami: Maybe...

Daytona: *insert rabies noises here idk-*

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Salem: Two best friends in a room! They might kiss~!

San Deigo: YES!

Salem: Dude... I'm Christan. 

San Deigo: But... I WANNA KISS :C

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PA: Here comes the airplane!

lil' Harrisburg: *takes a bite of the peas and spits them out*

PA: HEY WE DO NOT SPIT IF IT'S IN YOUR MOUTH YOU SWALLOW!!

Geo: *insert sly grin here*

PA: Geo you shut the fuck up-

Florida: *chokes on his White Claw*

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Fort Worth: Hey do you have the time?

Austin: What?

Fort Worth: THE TIME!!

Austin: Dude speak louder your whispering.

F.W: WHAT TIME IS IT?!

Austin: I can't hear you, yo Houston can you hear him?

Houston: Huh? I'm all the way over on the other side of the room, maybe San Antonio knows. BRO!!

S.A: What's up? 

Houston: *points at F.W* Did you hear him? 

S.A: Nah bro. What about you Dallas?

Dallas: Hear what?

Austin: Fort Worth.

Dallas: Wait... He lives here?

F.W: GOD DAMN IT!! I HATE YOU ALL!!