Florida: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Kentucky: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Hawaii: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.

Louie: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Cali: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

N.Y:

N.Y: I have emotional scars.

Connecticut: Aye bro same :D

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D.C: Utah if god exists why am I still living?

Utah: What do you mean...?

D.C: I've prayed for the end of my existence.

I.D.C: D.C WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS-

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*State Capitals Playing G-mod prop hunt*

Atlanta: *Turns into a chair* Ya know what guys, just take a seat.

Little Rock: Yeah just take a seat. 

Sacramento: STOP MOVING!!!!

Atlanta: JUST TAKE A SEAT!!!

Little Rock: TAKE A SEAT!!

Boise: gUys-

Little Rock: NO JUST TAKE A SEAT!!

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Tallahassee: Ok, so you brought me in here today. But I thought I had brought you in here today. 

Atlanta: You've just been acting bananas

Tallahassee: N-No. No. See, Atlanta your job has been subpar since you've started working here.

Atlanta: WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING ME SUBPAR!! I'M OK AT GOLF I GET EAGLES ALL THE TIME!!!

Tallahassee: Ok, ok. See that's number one- 

Atlanta: *Turns into a chair again out of salt*

Tallahassee: AND THAT'S NUMBER TWO!! YOU CAN'T JUST STAY WHO YOU ARE YOU'RE ALWAYS CHANGING!!!

Atlanta: I am what I was born to be.

Tallahassee: Fair. But the real reason I brought you here today was to take your place and fire you.

Atlanta: But we found the drawings in your desk, we know they were yours-

Atlanta: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN COLORING INSIDE THE LINES FOR WEEKS!!

Tallahassee: IT'S CALLED BEING CREATIVE!!! OK!!!

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Texas: *doing the dishes*

Florida: *whispers in his ear* It's a crime to pay more than a dime.

Texas: You're about to pay with your life in a second.

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Geo: You know what I like about this wall Mary

Mary: What?

Geo: The fact that you're here with me.

Mary: Awwww~ no u

Geo: No u

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N.Y: WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING?!

Mass: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING!? 

PA: OMG STOP FUCKING LYING!!

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Virginia: *cutting a carrot while staring directly at west* 

West Virginia: *Scared shaking* 

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Gov: Do our friends hate us...

D.C: Or do we need to sleep.

I.D.C: sleep dumbasses.

District: I mean I can hate you if it makes you feel better

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