Some random guy with a gun: DON'T MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR PARENTS!!

Florida: FUCK YEAH DUDE *twerking lol*

Louie: I mean... I wouldn't really mind-

All the OG 13: *Hardcore dancing to hamilton* (In this case Colonizer-)

Texas: Ha- I'll do it for ya.

Alaska: Rather rude to shoot graves but ok.

Hawaii: .-. ???

Utah: What the heck is wrong with you all-

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PA: I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Harrisburg: *Walks in the room*

PA: -UUUUDDDGGING HATE YOU!!

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Coco: What does lava taste like?

Cali: ...?

Florida: We can go find out!! HAWAII!!

Cali: GuYs-

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Lowa: If you don't have corn go fuck yourself.

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Utah: Isn't life great!!

California: Dude... Who the hell lied to you?

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Florida: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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~Introduicing lil' governments~

D.C: Hey dude have you noticed that your voice has changed?

Gov: What you mean how I sound like a man and you squeal like a piglet on helium?

D.C: *higher-pitched* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Gov: hehehe- Sure. When you ask me like a man~

D.C: *even higher* I AM A MAN!!

Gov: Really? Because now you sound like a mouse whose parachute won't open!

D.C: SAKDSJBFJBSAB *Screams*

Gov: MY EARS-

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Geo: *listening to the radio*

Window: *brakes*

Geo: WHAT THE FUCK-

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D.C: AAAAaaaa A-AND YOU'LL BE WHISTLING DOWN YOUR BUTT!!

Gov: AAH! OK OK! I TAKE IT BACK!!

Random question but what would Kanye West's government guy would be like-?