(Geo and Ross would be the same person-)

Alabama: So... We cooking a cake?

Tenn: ppffft- Yes, we are. 

Geo: *randomly takes out a coke can from Alabama's pocket*

Ala: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THOSE-

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Geo: How do we unbake this cake when we-

Ala: *Slaps him* shush.

Geo: ,:C

Mary: DID YOU JUST TOUCH THE CHILD!! *kicks down the door holding a rifle* 

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Tenn: GEORGIA STOP TRYING TO PUT COKE IN THE CAKE!! YOU'RE RUINING IT!!

Geo: Y-YOU... KNOW WHAT TENNESSEE!! YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED IT BY BEING HERE!! FUCK OFF-

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Alabama: I JUST WANNA COOK A CAKE WITH ME PALS BUT THEY'RE BEING JERKS!!

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Tenn: Ala. Fill this up with some water.

Ala: Geo, go fill this with some water, not your spit. 

Geo: Wha-

Ala: Or coke.

Geo: I hate it here >:C

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Geo: ahh shit.

Tenn: What's wrong?

Geo: My uber is almost here.

Ala: Why the hell did you order an uber?

Geo: It has food :D

Tenn: WE'RE BAKING A CAKE GEORGIA!!

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Ala: *pours Geo's coke down the drain* Cry about it.

Geo: *takes off his hat to reveal another* 

Tenn: :O

Ala: |:C

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Geo: Can I mix the stuff?

Ala: ok... *hands him the bowl*

Geo: *intense stirring*

Tenn: OK THAT'S ENOUGH-

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Ala: YOU KNOW WHAT GEO. SIT ON THE COUNTER!! GO.

Geo: *sits* >:<

Tenn: Good stay there.

Geo: *takes out a can of coke from the drawer* B)

Tenn: WHY AND HOW?!

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~oven noises~

Geo: Do you think I could fit in there and have one of you cook me alive?

Tenn: GOD DAMN IT GEO STOP-

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Ala: TENN WHY DID YOU BREAK THE CAKE!!

Tenn: I DIDN'T!!

Geo: *causally eating sprinkles*

Ala: STOP EATING THE DECORATIONS!!

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Geo: *Stabs the lid of some more sprinkles, and the lid comes off*

Ala's brain: He's older than me, he's more mature he won't-

Geo: ACHOO *dumps it on the cake*

Ala: And to think I had faith in you...

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Tenn: Time to sign it. :D *signs his name*

Ala: Ok. hold on. *signs*

Geo: *starts writing really big in frosting* G-E-

Ala: WHY ARE YOU SIGNING OVER MY NAME STOP!! YOU CAN HAVE TWO LETTERS!!

Geo: MY NICKNAME ISN'T TWO LETTERS ALABAMA!! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO START CALLING YOU AL?!

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Ala: I think that we, as friends. Made the best cake in the world. :)

Tenn: Yeah :D

Geo: *casually takes a coke out of the cake and takes a sip* :D

Ala: My pain is immeasurable and my day is fucking ruined.

Tenn: I'm going to bed :C

Geo: Want some? *grabs another piece*

Ala: Absolutely not. I wanna go home.