(I'm stupid how are you? It's 420 :D) 

Florida: Dad you're Bi right? 

Geo: Yeah why?

Florida: so what kinda girls are you into?

Louie: OoOoOo~

Geo: I shouldn't be saying this but uhhh...

Louie: Spill the tea sha

Geo: Thick bitches in knight helmets. More of a kink if anything-

Florida: I'm interested, tell me more.

Louie: What. The. Fuck. 

Florida: DON'T KINK SHAME MY FATHER LOUIE!!

Texas: This is more of Georgia than I think I ever wanted to know...

Geo: Well ya know like ya gotta crusade for the pope you fucking slut. 

Florida: *wheeze*

Geo: But they have to be nice knights ya know.  I don't wanna be in bed with someone who... I don't know, drop-kicked a baby-

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Tennessee: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Texas: Nope, absolutely not.

Florida: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Louie: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Alabama: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

N.Y: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Tenn: YOU'RE NOT EVEN SOUTHERN NEW YORK!! THE HELL?!

N.Y: Did I stutter? 

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District: Croissants: dropped

Texas: Road: works ahead

Florida: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Wisconsin: Shavacado: fre

Arizona: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

N.Y:

N.Y, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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D.C: Just be yourself.

Texas: 'Be myself'? D.C, I have one day to win Cali over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Geo: Couple seconds.

Mass: Six months.

N.Y: Jury's still out.

Texas: See, D.C?

Texas: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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~Intorducing the drunkies~

Wisconsin: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Florida: What if it bites me and it dies!?

South Carolina: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Florida, learn to listen. (just realized my dumbass put the wrong name-)

Geo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Louie: That's voodoo.

District: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Oklahoma: That's correlation, not causation.

Geo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

North Carolina: That's kinky.

Gov: *Who just entered the room* Oh my God.

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Cali: It's weird how we have to pay to see.

Washington: Prostitution, movies or-

Cali: G L A S S E S

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Colorado: Dude I'm not high *He's lying-*

New Mexico: Ok. Tell the time than dumbass.

Coco: *Turns to the clock* I AM NOT HIGH!!

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Gov: Life is a game. *laying on the ground*

Gov: And I still have no idea how to play about 240 years into it.

D.C: It do be like that. 

I.D.C: I'm getting you to therapy. 

District: *falls from the ceiling* OH HEY GUYS!!

I.D.C: Correction. 

I.D.C: I'm getting the three of you therapy.

District: And some ice cream?

I.D.C: Yeah sure why not. :)