(Earth Girl)

Virginia:Ok the dare is to pull a name out of a hat and prank that person.. Oh god. This will be hell.

VA:I cant view the name picking sooooo straight to the pranks!

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Pranker:Delaware

Pranking:South Carolina

Delaware crept into Souths room, a bottle of whipped cream in one hand a poster of a scary clown in the other. He place the picture right on her face, so she'd wake up to see it, and some whipped cream in her hands.

Delaware tickled her cheek, the sleeping bodys hand reacting, slapping herself awake.

South screamed, she saw the poster. Taking it off once she realized it was fake.she looked at her hands, confused. Delaware just stood there he didnt know exactly why he brought whipped cream either, so he threw the bottle at South and booked it.

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Pranker:Pennsylvania

Pranking:Montana 

Penn and Montana didn't know shit about each other, they weren't borders and they both had barely anything in common. So Penn did the only reasonable prank he could.

Taping at least 200 posters of Micheal Scott onto his walls. 

Montana was pissed when he found out, but decided he isn't going to take them down because there are way to many. Though Penn did get a good screaming in his face for it.

So now Montana just lives in a room of Micheal Scott. Everywhere.

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Pranker:New Jersey

Pranking:Colorado

Jersey was happy he got Colorado. He could get revenge on every Im A Giraffe that stupid weed smoking state has ever told.

So Jersey took all of Colorados clothes while he was in the shower, and replaced them with giraffe costumes. It encouraged Colorado for a bit, but Jersey got his revenge when Colorado wanted actual clothes.

Jersey still has all of Colorado's clothes with no intent of return

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Pranker:Georgia

Pranking:North Dakota

Georgia knew North Dakota hated being confused with South.

So, he just gave everyone besides North Dakota to call North "South" for the day. It didnt go well at all.

At first North Dakota was just pissed, then he broke down, then pissed again.

That day everyone felt North Dakotas wrath and it wasnt pleasant at all..

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Pranker:Connecticut 

Pranking:Florida

Connecticut didnt know much about Florida besides his love for Alligators and how protective  he was of them.

Then he decided to Kidnap the Alligators. All 37 of them.

He got caught around the 5th one of Florida's Alligators. Disappointing, but hey, he had fun so thats all that matters, Right?

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Pranker:Massachusetts 

Pranking:Utah

The two states were on opposite sides of the country, so they almost never came in contact. So they didnt know much about eachother.

So Massachusetts just did a classic prank, put there stuff into Jello and put it back like nothing had even happened. So he took Utahs precious gun, putting it in a beautiful case of eye burning yellow colored jello.

Utah was ABSOLUTELY pissed.

Lets just say when the gun got out, some shots were fired.

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Pranker:Maryland 

Pranking:Connecticut

Maryland slightly knew his fellow state. Not enough though. So Maryland had to be creative with her prank.

So she took a bunch of Lobsters and his them around his room. Some lobsters were found, causing Connecticut to scream his heart out.

Yet some weren't.

So after a bit Connecticut's room smelled of dead and rotting lobster. So prank went well, not the best not the worst

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Pranker:South Carolina

Pranking:Idaho

South only knew Idaho liked Potatoes.

So being the reasonable adult child she was, she just filled his closet with a shit loud of potatoes . The idea would of been so much better if it didn't almost crush Idaho to death.

Yeah it was stupid, but hey. At least Idaho wasn't angry about it.

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Pranker:New Hampshire 

Pranking:Kansas

Honestly Hampshire wasnt one for pranks.

So he just did the most simple thing he could, which was placing a tiny Arkansas flag on Kansas desk. Kansas was still pissed, but its not the worst prank of them all.

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Pranker:Virginia 

Pranking:California 

Virginia knew California very well since they were best friends.

So he decided to do the most mean and unreasonable thing possible, knowing he'd be forgiven. Virginia decided to pretend to hang himself.

Cali broke down crying  before Virginia could appear behind her and say its a prank. Cali punched him before they laughed it off.

But Cali became much more overprotective after that.

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Pranker:New York

Pranking:Michigan

New York knew of Michigan and Ohios rivalry. So he decided to just put a bunch of Ohio x Michigan ship art on Michigan's bedroom walls.

Yeah he didn't think it thru and he got told to fuck off and a punch in the gut before he finished.

Bad timing, Good idea

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Pranker:North Carolina

Pranking:Arizona.

Honestly North didnt care about doing the prank that much.

So he just 'accidentally' poured cold water on Arizona, knowing he hated the cold.

He didnt care.

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Pranker:Rhode Island 

Pranking:Alabama

He knew Alabama had an incest stereotype. And he knew people like to say the Confederate flag is a symbol for incest.

So he got some face paint and went to work.

Alabama didnt notice till someone called him a Confederate at lunch. Still didnt care.

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Pranker:Vermont 

Pranking:Wyoming

Vermont liked to joke that Wyoming didn't exist.

So he just told everyone else to do that for the day.

Wyoming started crying before he got an hour into that day.

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Pranker:Kentucky 

Pranking:Vermont

Kentucky decided to avenge Wyoming using some good ol' KFC. So Kentucky bought a box of chicken, and took it home.

Lacing every single piece with drugs, some legal some not. Then gave it to Vermont as a "Gift"

Lets just say Vermont didnt have a fun time.

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Pranker:Tennessee 

Pranking:South Dakota

Tennessee didn't want to prank the Southern Dakotan. So he just decided to draw a smiley face on his wall.

South still hasnt noticed, even if he had he wouldn't care that much either.

So it worked out well.

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Pranker:Ohio

Pranking:Nevada

Ohio didnt know anything Nevada hated, so he didn't know what to do. So he just decided to try his best.

So over time he just took everything in Nevadas room and took it for his own. Nevada didnt notice till Ohio took away his phone.

It was a simple confrontation and an explanation to end it. How most of these should of gone.

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Pranker:Louisiana 

Pranking:Illinois 

Louisiana wasnt the best with pranks, so he didn't know what to do exactly. So he tried his best.

He just changed a few of Illinois contact names so some people got some texts they shouldnt of seen. It went well.

Eventually it fucked up when Cali got a text meant for Indiana that was just way to private and awkward.

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Pranker:Indiana 

Pranking:Maine

Indiana didn't do anything.

He just told Maine he looked horrible.

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Pranker:Mississippi 

Pranking:New York

Everyone knew New York cared a bit to much about brand names, to a point where it just got weird.

So he replaced every single popular branded piece of clothing the annoying Yorker owned with some rip off Chinese brand.

It took less than half an hour for New york to notice, and he acted very dramatic about it, like he was fucking dying.

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Pranker:Illinois 

Pranking:New Hampshire

Illinois didnt know anything about Hampshire.

So he just copied what Indiana did

Just be rude and don't actually do anything

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Pranker:Alabama 

Pranking:Georgia

Alabama and Georgia fight a lot, so Alabama knew exactly how to piss the poor Georgia  off. Alabama started simple, mistaking his flag, mispronouncing his city's.

Eventually he just started being an asshole, so it was just  normal days after that.

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Pranker:Maine

Pranking:Minnesota 

Maine knew Minnesota didn't like being confused with the other states the start with 'M' it actually happens more often then you'd think it would.

So he just mistaked his name every time they saw eachother, it was annoying.

Minnesota snapped when Maine called him "Maine". You can just say Maine wont be doing that again for a long... long time.

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Pranker:Missouri 

Pranking:Washington 

Missouri honestly was going to do this anyways, Washington was a bit of a Ass to him recently, nothing shitty, just a view hurling of insults, nothing bad.

So Missouri decided to do something pretty laughable, he took Washingtons key chain and over time added more and more fake keys. Eventually the time it took for Washington to check each key added up, so... Now Washington leaves his doors unlocked.

Missouri is still considering about telling him.

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Pranker:Arkansas 

Pranking:Kentucky 

Honestly Arkansas wasn't in the mood to prank people, which was a bit surprising. So everyday he just started putting a post-it note on his back each day.

The hard parts were thinking of what to say, or finding an excuse to put it on his back.

Currently there just curses or tiny pictures of KFC. An occasional bad joke here and there, its boring but it can be fun on somedays. So yeah, not the best prank. But its funny to see Kentucky's confused face when people are just looking at his back for no reason.

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Pranker:Michigan

Pranking:Ohio

Michigan knew exactly what to do, he had someone take Ohio out for the drink. Then he got to work on his diabolical plan. 

First he rubbed alcohol all over the walls, so it smelled like beer. Then he smashed a few bottles all over the room, some empty, some not. Then he told everyone Ohio had a drinking problem or that he was an alcoholic. And he pretended to be really 'Worried' it disgusted him, but it was worth it.

Ohio tried to say he wasn't, but the room and the fact he came back drunk really didn't help his case.

So now Ohio has to be in rehab for about six months.

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Pranker:Florida 

Pranking:Tennessee 

Florida was stupid in crazy. So was his prank.

He made his pets gently bite him, Tennessee freaked out and had a entire breakdown. So it backfired on Florida since he got a stern talking too.

And Tennessee got treated like a Q u e e n ~ For the rest of the week. 

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Pranker:Texas

Pranking:New Mexico 

Texas wasn't close to New Mexi. Not at all. But they both used to live under Mexicos rule. So he knew enough to prank her.

Texas took the scarf New Mexi's father(Mexico) gave to her, she has had it basically for life. It was fun to see her panic and run around, worried out of her mind.

The next day Texas wore the scarf.

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Pranker:Iowa 

Pranking:Arkansas 

Like everyone, Iowa knew how much ArCanSaw hated being called ArKansas. So he did the most  simple thing, mispronouncing it till he had hands wrapped around his neck.

Which did happen, luckily for less then a minute. Probably the most scary moment of his life, having an angry midget attack you.

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Pranker:Wisconsin 

Pranking:Maryland 

Maryland wore way to many dresses, and way to much pink.

Or at least to Wisconsin. So being reasonable as he could, he gave her some new colors and clothes. Burning the rest.

So now Maryland just wears one outfit. So that's fun.

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Pranker:California 

Pranking:West Virginia 

Cali knew Virginia well enough that he had to ask questions about his brother. So Westie was basically bait for Calis prank (When she wasn't pranking Virginia)

So he knew enough to Prank him. 

She  just used his weakness of wanting to explore against him, taking him to a part of a forest that she rigged with traps, bird eggs falling on him, moving roots designed to trip him. It was hilarious.

Westie came back, a big smile plastered on his face, along with bruises, egg shells and insides. Along with feathers. It was a bit much but fun.

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Pranker:Minnesota 

Pranking:Massachusetts 

Minnesota knew the pain of being an M state, being confused with a similar sounding state. So he paid everyone to change how they pronounce it "Nassachusetts" and spell it the same.

Massachusetts thought it was a mistake the first time, but around the 5th time, he realized what was happening 

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Pranker:Oregon 

Pranking:Mississippi 

Oregon was slightly scared of pranking Mississippi, knowing a certain 'Someone' was probably going to kill him.

So he just simply poured a bit of vodka in Mississippi's cup of coffee every time he looked away. Mississippi was drunk within the hour. It was probably the worst mistake he made. 

Later that day Mississippi was screaming a certain states name.

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Pranker:Kansas 

Pranking:Virginia 

Kansas knew Virginia hated his past, everyone did. It was the reason Virginia wasn't comfortable talking to previous confederates, or going to any meetings.

So he worked with what he had, basically littering the entire house with Confederate flags and things on that subject. He of course got permission to. Then he basically paid the Confederate states to talk to Virginia.

Virginia basically cuddled up to Cali and begged her to keep everyone away, at least almost everyone.

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Pranker:West Virginia

Pranking:Indiana 

Honestly Westie didn't know what to do.

So when Indiana was asleep, he face painted his flag his flag to Indias

So Indiana was confused when everyone called him that. And when Canada tried to kick him out. But then he looked into a mirror, Disappointed.

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Pranker:Nevada

Pranking:Alaska

Alaska used to grow up with Russia, but all the Russian he knew slipped from his mind.

So Nevada did the only reasonable thing and learned Russian, and only talked to Alaska in Russian. They really don't talk as often anymore, but Nevada is starting to speak Russian more often, so he doesn't loose how to speak it.

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Pranker:Nebraska 

Pranking:Oregon 

Legit just stole all his shit. 

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Pranker:Colorado 

Pranking:Nevada

Colorado stopped providing him weed. It started getting violent... Really quickly. Good thing the weed is still growing.

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Pranker:North Dakota

Pranking:Missouri 

Looked at him every once and awhile before giggling and whispering a joke in his ear, a mean look on his face.

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Pranker:Montana

Pranking:Wisconsin 

Mistaked him for Wyoming, and paid everyone else to do it also.

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Pranker:Washington 

Pranking:Hawaii 

Took all her clothes beside her bikinis and shorts.

It doesn't seem that bad until you remember they are staying in Canada... A cold country,

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Pranker:Idaho

Pranking:Delaware 

Put all his stuff on a REALLY tall shelf, Because Delaware is a legit midget h e i s f o u r f o o t.

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Pranker:Wyoming 

Pranking:Oklahoma 

He didnt do anything, so somebody else took that prank.

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Pranker:Utah

Pranking:New Jersey 

Utah decided to use his crush on New York against him. It was the best.

So he stayed outside of Jerseys room and recorded everything he "said" about New York. Then emailed it to New york himself. Lets just say Jersey felt embarrassed, and York was pissed.

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Pranker:Oklahoma 

Pranking:Nebraska 

Mistaked his land with Kansas, or just forget he existed for most of the day.

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Pranker:New Mexico

Pranking:North Carolina

New Mexi wasn't good with pranks. So doing the casual lock them in the closet with a person who likes them seemed like a good idea.

So shoving North and Virginia in a room was a good idea. At least until they started arguing, or North just yelling at Virginia because he went on Norths side of the closet. 

So that seemed fun.

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Pranker:Arizona 

Pranking:Lousiana 

Arizona likes fire to much....

All i should say.

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Pranker:Alaska

Pranking:Oklahoma 

Alaska knew Oklahoma feared Tornado Sirens. I mean when one went off during a meeting at Washington D.C, Oklahoma literally cried. It was said to see.

So he randomly played an audio of it thru out the day. Oklahoma screaming every few hours, his face tear stained.

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Pranker:Hawaii 

Pranking:Pennsylvania 

Pennsylvania was a state who was in the cold more often then the warm. So when Hawaii said she needed Nevada to come to her state. It got real messy, real quickly.

Penn probably had the worse time in Hawaii that he could.

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Virginia::Ok, questions Are any ships canon here + progress with Ame.

Virginia:Well the canon Ships here... Hmm Mississippi x Alabama, Kinda York x Jersey, Rusame, Gerpol and IKindaLikeSomeoneButItsNotReallyCanon

Virginia:And for progress on Ame, How about Canada answers that..

Canada:Yep! We have a meeting scheduled for next week.

Quebec, silently: I W i l l S a c r i f i c e F l o r i d a T o A m e r i c a