Okay! Everyone can have two roles. One male, one female. You can have one if you'd prefer, but if you have two, you have to have a boy and a girl. The genders and ages are listed in the role, so, uhhhh yeah.

And uh, I was definitely very serious when making these roles. You can tell because they're all very professional and well thought out and not stupid at all--

Also

All the names should either be related to the planet they represent/start with the same letter as the planet they represent.

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Sun:

The mom friend (tm)
He's a man
Leader of the club
The oldest, a senior
Very responsible but stubborn
Friends with Mercury
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Mercury:

Emo!!!!! (tm)
A junior, of course
Only friend is Sun
Of the male variety
Apathetic and sad
But also
Only listens to Bad Blood and Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift (he always lied and says he's listening to BTS, MCR, and 21 Pilots)
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Venus:

Too much energy (tm)
Loves Mars
Sophomore
Loves Mars
A gorl
Loves Mars
Pretty and knows it, flirts with anyone and everyone
Loves Mars
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Earth:

The jock (tm)
Maybe a tiny crush on Saturn, just maybe
Moon's big bro
Smart but jocky but popular but a nerd
Junior!!!!!
I believe he is a boy, but I don't really want to check sooo
Always stressed out and tired, runs on literal tons of coffee and energy drinks
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Mars:

She is painfully unmotivated (tm)
Loves fries
Has been best friends with Venus since 2nd grade
Actually good at math? Somehow?
A female, most likely
Sophomore!
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Jupiter:

So happy. Too happy. Seemingly never not happy (tm)
Sophomore and rocks it
Everyone's best friend- literally everyone's
She will know the tea about anything you want to know
A girl.
You should definitely be scared of her but she's too nice to actually do anything haha
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Saturn:

The party girl (tm)
Doesn't have a tiny crush on Earth at all, what are you talking about?
She's popular and all that but not like the mean kind of popular? Just... like... popular
She's a junior
Gírł
Really interested in true crime and psychology and all that
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Uranus:

The cool kid (tm)
Very hot, everyone wants him
Probably listens to Bad Romance on repeat because it's just that good
Does he actually have a personality? No one really knows.
He's a junior my dude
The coolest boy in school, but not the most popular haha
Neptune is his cousin but they were raised more like siblings
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Neptune:

The untouchable beauty (tm)
Just as cool as Uranus, if not cooler
Super talented in the arts, mother was a violinist
Raised as Uranus's sibling but they're cousins
Probably a cheerleader or gymnast
A junior, of course
Girl!!!!!!! Vvvvvv girl!!!!

Pluto:

Tired (tm)
They're a freshman but have senioritis already
Tea over coffee, but caffeine over everything
Literally have no idea what they're doing with their life
A girl, but definitely not the most feminine
Lots of random hobbies that they try and then give up on once they get kind of good
Smol (tm)
Besties with Moon, they met in middle school
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Moon:

Super excited freshman (tm)
Besties with Pluto, they met in middle school
Earth's little sister, she totally doesn't rub it in everyone's face that she's the little sister of the jockiest jock of all jocks
She's a lady
Super forgetful, always cries after they forget a paper that was due
Super empathetic and sympathetic, tldr she's a crybaby

Ghost Planet:

Just... stupid (tm)
He just doesn't understand school or anything he learns in school
Probably a drama kid or band kid
Boy!!!!
He just wants a friend or two so he can copy answers and maybe stop concerning his parents-
Sophomore!!!
Probably also likes baking
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Asteroid:

Vegan (tm)
Okay but like
He doesn't flaunt his veganness all the time
Cause the tenth time he did it in the club, most people wanted to beat him over the head whoops
Pretty okay in school but like not amazing
It's a.... boy!!! Congrats!!!
Is he vaccinated? No one knows.
He's a sophomore you nerds

Blackhole:

Rich kid (tm)
Freshman and very obviously so
Eats pretentious foods, drinks pretentious drinks, takes pretentious classes, has pretentious hobbies
Definitely has a mini poodle that he tried to take to school but got denied
A böÿ
Thinks he deserves the best and really only deserves like 64.34% of the best
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