This one took me a while, only because I wanted it to reflect what I really wanted for a Hetalia wedding. This will be the funny and crazy parts of the reception, and I know a lot of OOC moments will be in here. But it's a wedding, so let there be crazy!

I took some suggestions (thank you @teddy1223 for the ideas) so please enjoy!

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"Al and I have always been close," Canada started, "so imagine my surprise when I found out he had a crush on Ivan. It was probably our twentieth time in college in 1986, brushing up on our skills. He was going for his third masters in physics since he actually likes school. I, on the other hand, was going for my fourth bachelors in world history because in all honesty I just went for the girls and wanted something easy," everyone chuckled and France smiled.

"Zat's mon petit Matthieu," he said softly.

"Anyway, while he studied like all Hell, I partied. The night before his final, one of the largest frats was holding a huge party. I wanted Al to go since he literally was the biggest nerd on campus and I wanted him to get wasted at least once. I know I'm a great brother," Canada chuckled and Alfred groaned.

"That wasn't funny Mattie!" Al screamed with his head in his hands. He finally realized what story this was.

"So, being the good brother I am, I dragged him there. As soon as we entered the house, he plopped on the couch and began to read. He turned down every, single girl that came his way. I at this point am pissed since he's doing this on purpose. I see a platter of what was no doubt weed brownies, so I snatch one and head to the couch. Al didn't even spare me a glance, but grabbed the brownie and ate it. We both have done weed before, his 1960's were crazy. But that was the last time he had it" England was holding his head.

"Dammit Alfred" England muttered, shaking his head. 

"Now let me tell you, a high Alfred is an honest Alfred. But he is also thirsty as all Hell. So around ten minutes later, the frat gathered around and we started to play seven minutes in heaven. Al went first, getting paired with the frats oldest member. Ironically, his name was also Ivan. They go into the room, and not even five minutes pass before Al just walks back out. Sixteen tequila shots later I finally cut him off and led him out. I confront him about it as we're walking to our car. Al, who is completely smashed at this point, simply said 'he wasn't the right Ivan. He was too small'" the crowd burst into laughter, Ivan included. Alfred simply hid his blushing face in his hands, only to be coaxed into a smile by his husband.

"At least I still aced my final with a 5!" Alfred yelled, "You were so hungover on maple syrup you barely got a 3!" he continued chuckling. Canada simply shrugged and laughed.

"Anyways, congrats little bro! I'm happy you two finally have your happy ending. It's been a long time coming!" Matthew smiled brightly and everyone raised their glasses. Hong Kong took a seat at the stand as everyone began to eat. He put on some relaxing, classical music. Around an hour passed and Hungary and Taiwan opened the balcony doors. It was a beautiful sunset, the sky painted in the most vibrant fuchsia, gold, and violet. The night sky began to come out, stars sprinkling the atmosphere. After everyone finished dinner, Hong Kong started to play different remixes and songs. Japan, being particularly loose, decided to run up to America.

"Arfred-san! Come wit meeeee! Start a conga rine!" Japan slurred, and America laughed. He grabbed Japan's waist, and Ivan snatched Alfred's sides. Lithuania, China, Belarus, Turkey, Greece, North and South Korea, Italy, Germany, Prussia, Spain, England, France, Canada, Scotland, Wales, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Latvia, and Estonia all joined. The conga line lasted for around six minutes before the song changed, leading to a dance-off between Canada and America. Both of them began to breakdance in their suits, also adding step dancing and ending with a pole dance off.  Both of them were exhausted by the end of it, but happy. They both looked at the Germanic Nations Table, seeing Liechtenstein and Switzerland trying not to laugh at their brothers. Austria, Germany, and Prussia all were obviously drunk and Hungary spared no time documenting it on her phone. Alfred smirked and whispered something to Canada. Canada laughed and waltzed to Hungary, whispering in her ear. Alfred walked over to Hong Kong, still smirking.

"Hey Hong Kong, I have an evil idea" Hong Kong took off his headphones as Alfred whispered it into Hong Kong's ear. The teen laughed and grinned widely. He instantly nodded and switched tracks. Hungary and Alfred began to record as "German Sparkle Party" began to play. The previously mentioned brother nations began to sing and dance, completely off key and completely offbeat. Other nations began to record, everyone was laughing loudly. China was muttering how immature the western nations were being, but couldn't keep a straight face. He began to chuckle as Austria fell flat on his face, clapping his knee as he took a photo. Italy simply bounced in his seat happily to the beat, watching his lover sing. Hours of these types of antics passed: America suggested "Despacito" to piss off the Mexico twins,  China picked "Rasputin" to annoy Russia, Scotland selected "I Would Walk One Thousand Miles" to irritate England, Canada decided on "Canadian Please" to troll the globe, and South Korea asked to play "Gangnam Style" simply because North Korea hated it.

After all that excitement, the countries began to wind down as the night turned late. The cake was rolled out on a cart, and the dessert bar began to be set up. While this was happening, Hungary excitedly announced the main event. Clapping extremely quick, she gathered the rowdy nations.

"Alright, everybody! It's time for the bouquet toss! Everybody gather behind Alfred!" All the girls shot up, Belgium and Vietnam having an unusual fire in their eyes. Italy dragged a slightly sobered up Germany, who had just caught his breath from his furious dancing fit. Finland and Sweden happily took their place amongst the crowd, right next to Spain and France. Canada was next to Prussia, both of them excited. China was just sitting pretty in the back the crowd, figuring somebody would catch it before it got to him. Romano followed China's example, sitting next to him.

"Is everybody ready?!" Alfred yelled as he turned around. A chorus of "yes" was heard and America held his bouquet in both hands, "One! Two! Three!" America's hands flew over his head and the crowd held up their hands.

"Bastards! It's mine!" England yelled following the bouquet before he loudly plopped on the floor. Denmark had tackled him, causing the Brit to furiously yell, "what the bloody hell?! You ass hat!"

"It's mine!" Belgium and Vietnam yelled in unison, colliding with each other as they jumped. They both groaned in pain as they fell to the floor. The daisy bouquet flew passed everyone, even flying above Sweden's tall reach. It began to descend and landed right in the lap of Romano. The Italian began to blush as he scooped up the bouquet in his arms and laughed. His eyes began to tear as everyone looked at him with envy.

"Ha! The bouquet chose me assholes! Suck it!" Romano boasted, waving the arrangement in their faces. Spain tackled him, kissing him on the cheek.

"Lovi! Mi tomato! You look so cute holding that bouquet!" Spain yelled happily. England growled but was held by France.

"That son of a cockwobble! It would have been mine!" England mumbled angrily. France kissed England's cheek and chuckled.

"It's ok mi amour... We will still get married one day... You don't need a silly bouquet to tell you zat..." France replied, effectively calming his lover down. Alfred and Ivan laughed as Romano pranced around with the bouquet.

"Twenty bucks says that this will come up in the next world meeting" Alfred bet, causing Ivan to chuckle.

"I know it will my sunflower, it would be foolish to bet against that" Ivan replied happily, kissing Alfred's temple. Taiwan and Hungary smiled happily, seeing the dessert bar and cake were all set up. The crowd all gathered around the dessert bar. Different types of jello, ice cream, candy, cupcakes, brownies, and fruits all lined the bar. Many toppings were arranged around the ice cream as well as whipped cream and cherries. Everyone grabbed a plateful of sweets, some even grabbing two.

"Alfred, Ivan! Time to cut the cake!" Hungary yelled, the two happily walking towards her. Alfred gently grabbed the knife and Taiwan whistled. 

All the nations watched as Ivan stood right behind Alfred, his hand above Alfred's as they cut the first piece of cake. They two had agreed on a limoncello cake since the heat of the air and heavy food would make them warm. The light cool whipped cream and bright yellow lemon pieces were sitting perfectly inside the vanilla angel cake. Alfred then split the piece in half, both of them eating it with their hands. Well, that is until America took his tiny sliver and smashed it into Ivan's face. Ivan and many of the nations were stunned.

"So you want to play that game, da?" Ivan coyly smiled for only a few seconds before he smashed his piece into Alfred's face. Alfred was surprised and looked at his husband.

"Come at me, Vanya!" They both laughed happily as they both threw different desserts. Alfred threw a large pile of whipped cream, Ivan ducked, thus hitting China full force in the face. The white condiment splattered upon hitting him, getting all over his new, expensive, cherry red pinyin. He looked down at his clothes, turning red.

"I just changed! Why couldn't you ruin the suit?! It is on, aru!!!" China yelled as he grabbed a small bit of his jello he got from the dessert bar. He chucked it at Alfred, who quickly dodged. It landed on France, tiny pieces of green jello getting caught in his lovely hair.

"Noooooo! My 'air iz ruined!" France then looked at China, "you 'ave gone too far!" he then threw a large chunk of a chocolate cupcake. China quickly ducked, the food hitting Japan and South Korea. Japan's eyes twitched as South Korea just ate the pieces of cupcake that weren't destroyed.

"You wirr regret that!" Japan yelled as he threw a bunch of M&Ms. Italy, Romano, Germany, and Prussia got hit. Italy squealed in terror, waving his white flag and hiding behind Germany.

"And jou vill regret zat! Ze awesome me vill not take zis lying down!" Prussia yelled, Romano quickly following up with the line that started it. The Great Dessert War of America and Russia's Wedding.

"Food Fight!!!" Romano chucked a strawberry at Austria, but missed and hit Spain. The entire hall began to throw food at one another. Teams quickly formed, like the Germanic nations ((Austria, Germany, Prussia, Liechtenstein, Switzerland)) the Nordics ((Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Norway)) and the Island nations ((Wales, Northern Island, Scotland, England plus France, Australia)) Ivan and Alfred, overcome by the sudden chaos, decided to run out to the balcony.

The two of them closed all the doors, trapping the food war in the hall. They sat on the balcony, quietly staring up at the sky. It was littered with stars, more than usual. Both Ivan and Alfred relaxed in each other's arms.

"Vanya, is it me or do the stars look different?" Alfred asked, looking at his lover. Ivan nodded promptly and looked down at Alfred's face.

"Da, there seems to be a lot more tonight. I wonder why," Ivan noted smiling softly, "But as long as I have you to stargaze with, I have no care in the world," Ivan cooed softly, "I'm just glad to have you back home Fredka. Fifty years of staring at the sky alone were well worth it" Ivan then kissed Alfred's lips. Suddenly, a large flash of light illuminated the sky. Messages formed in the stars.

'We hope you're happy your majesty! Please stay well!' -Smif

'We miss you, your majesty! We wish you well on your new journey!' -Bruni

'Congratulations Alfred! We're glad you're home! Please be happy with your true love!' -Juja

'I love and miss you, papa! I'm happy you're happy!' -Vano

Another flash and the messages were gone, but Arinova was now there. She levitated in front of them and smiled softly.

She looked at Alfred, "I've always wanted to witness your real smile, Alfie. Juja told me once you were kept prisoner she never saw it again. But today, everyone saw it. We watched everything, from you getting ready to now. I see it now, the difference. The only time you ever really smiled was after Vano was born"

"Well, he's my son. Of course, I would smile at his birth" Alfred said sweetly, holding Ivan's hand, "I just missed home a lot, so I didn't smile a lot" Alfred looked at Ivan, smiling. Arinova giggled sweetly and smiled.

"I can tell Alfie. Once you got home, once you saw him, I saw the life return to your eyes. The eyes I fell in love with the very day I met you as a toddler. I'm surprised your face hasn't broken from how much you've smiled" Arinova and Alfred chuckled.

"Spaseeba for returning him to me," Ivan said, Arinova tilted her head.

"It means 'thank you' Ari" Alfred explained. Arinova then nodded at Ivan.

"Of course. Please keep smiling, Alfie. And Ivan," she looked at him, "please take care of him for me," Ivan nodded at her. She began to glow as she floated up towards the sky, "the universe will know of your love Alfred and Ivan. They will know of your honorable sacrifices, of your strong will to be with each other, and of your powerful hearts connecting even when light years apart," Arinova disappeared. Alfred and Ivan smiled at the sky, waving happily.

Arinova gave them her present, bright lights flickering. New stars began to appear in the sky, forming a new constellation. It was shaped like two hearts, connecting. They overlapped each other, representing their permanent bond. They truly were meant to be together. Ivan and Alfred shared one last kiss under their new constellation, one they would call, 'Amournova Major' Since their love, did indeed, conquer the universe.

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I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT!!!!

THANKS FOR READING!!!!!