My hotel had a false fire alarm and these were the things me, my friend, and a few others said when we thought we were in mortal danger.

When we were lost in the forest we were saying our goodbyes but our hotels on fire and we're making jokes

He married his wife!!
[ah, who'd have guessed]

Is that a chicken?
WEARING PANTS

911 there's a Robert in my house

[repair man knocks on the door] *gasp* it's the fire

I came down here but I left my kids upstairs...

I think the fireman is a LARPer.
Nah, they'd be way more into it.

In times of crisis have some apple water.

What's our room number?
[...] I can never rely on you.

Are you catcHING POKÉMON DURING TJE FIRE

[recieves a Snapchat] oh she's fire! She's IN OUR HOTEL -TAYLOR NO

Let's photoshop fire into the background of all our pictures

You be mamma Mia and I'll be Vin Diesel

Oh Cat!! Do you see that?
Oh no it is a fire!!
Aaah!
Aah!

*looking through photos* and here's Cat holding a we are never getting back together shirt
[did you just refer to me like I'm not the only one here]

[we lost a bed and gained a view]
Gosh this is a fanfic!

Step on a crack break your mothers back, step on the void...Lloyd...

Oh joy, the sharks!

Oh boy this hotel is great! This hotel is fire! Slam that emergency button.

[opening closet door] get in I'll lock you in there!
(starryscribbles I'm sorry this is Rai)