I have not watched or read The Vampire Chronicles: Queen Of The Damned. I may watch it, but only if my parents force me to haha (they are. Vampire enthusiasts) because man does the fandom LOATHE it -I'm not sure if I'll watch VC when it becomes a show but I'd like to see a more well done QOTD arc. I may read it when I'm done Tale Of The Body Thief. But like any logical person I spoiled it by reading Akasha's wikia and I. Have a lot of thoughts.

Firstly, I have to mention her name because it probably means something cool like Louis Du Point Du Lac but...it sounds like when you take a bite of pizza that's too hot and have to go AKASHAHAH

That is. One heck of a hobby, definitely one for the resume.

The duality of man

Same energy as this which is how anyone who read the series feels about Lestat

She's not the only one, mom come pick me up I'm scared theres. Her. HUSBAND IM SLALJDDKALJFF THIS IS B A D. You sure as HECK THEY MUST BE KEPT, MARIUS P L E A S E DO NOT LET ANYONE NEAR ENKIL

I enjoy this sentence because it's like three consecutive punches to the face and the word 'coincidentally' is hilariously awkwardly placed

The lives at- the lives- th- the lives at- the

This is just an absolutely wild way to go and really cool lore,,,but also lowkey dang. Lestat's new evil wife just got thanosed (Ebony be like), and Maharet lost her sis :( but ShE LiVeS On LITERALLY InSiDe AlL Of us

*glances at "immortality"*

And how could I leave out this.

Which immediately made me think of this

And is just hilarious because, Akasha has been in her statue for like 3000 years, and at some point Maharet just stabbed the statue straight through into her heart, causing every vampire to lose -20 health points, but AKASHA WAS STILL LIKE 'I SLEEP' but then FREAKING LESTY BOI PLAYS HIS 80'S ROCK MIXTAPE AND SHES LIKE 'AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT'. How bad -or good- did this man's heavy metal band have to be to wake up someone who's been asleep for 3000 years?!

Either it was so awful that she had to start massacring her decendants because of his vocal chords or ancient vampires hear rock and roll and go