This is just the kind of randomness this book needs more of, it reminds me of one of the first chapters in which I smelled books from different companies and rated them. Feel free to suggest weird stuff for me to do/rate.

Professor Snugglewumps (MerakiDreemurr )

I like it very much for literally any animal. Works best for a horse with the face of an intellectual. Also perfect for snakes, turtles, llamas, spiders, rocks, lizards and pugs. But when he runs off my neighbours would likely be concerned about me yelling "PROFESSOR SNUGGLEWUMPS" into the void.

10/10 works for any animal
8/10 creativity
15/10 sounds very intelligent

Kalari (-J_Laurens- )

Sounds very exotic. Great for a bird or cat. I originally thought it was Japanese but apparently is Indian. Pulled a little sneaky on me.

6/10 works for most animals
10/10 VERY pretty
8/10 nobody knows what it means
10/10 would name child

Meme (ElongatedStingy )

"Why is cousins name Rose?"
"Because your aunt loves roses!"
"What about me?"
"Don't worry about it, Meme."
Very original but kind of concerning too. I suppose that's the price to pay for such creativity. Works for only a couple animals those being pugs, goats, llamas, and cats.

5/10 unfortunately works for just a few animals
10/10 creativity
2/10 old people can't pronounce it

Hot Dog (GalaxyWolf988765 )

I don't think I have the heart to name any pet this way. Except snakes, I would name a snake Hot Dog. And MAYBE a wiener dog. Come to think of it maybe a cat. Again, if I lost him people would think I was insane if I yelled "HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!" Running through the neighbourhood.

4/10 works for not a lot of animals
5/10 creativity
10/10 perfectly misleading for any animal that's not a dog

Boborousky (BrightnessWings19 )

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure your baby chicken was great but this name just reminds me of Mr. Bobinsky from Coraline and I'm not sure I could sleep at night with a pet named after him. That aside it's a pretty rocking name and works for a wide variety of animals! The more I say it in my head the more I like it. How did you think of this name tho??

10/10 works for all animals
7/10 sounds good with a Russian accent
0/10 Mr Bobinsky flashbacks
10/10 very creative
11/10 my sleep deprived self says this is definitely in the top five
10/10 great nickname for friends

Bobalina (BrightnessWings19 )
I like it. Goes well with Boborousky.

10/10 also works for all animals (cutest with llamas imo)
10/10 Glinda would probably name a pet Bobalina
1/10 I'm writing parts of this chapter at one in the morning, am sleep deprived and don't know what else to say about it. I want Parmesan cheese.

6/10 simple but effective

Mr Marble Mackenzie (ElongatedStingy )

Oddly specific but okay. Sound very professional, like this cat or snake is going to give me insurance for cheaper than the other guys, he's gonna be my friggin lawyer because he got through law school by being the most swankified aristocrat there.

8/10 works for most animals
100/10 don't be shocked when your history book mentions him
(he sounds like a GENIUS and his name fits into the Alexander Hamilton song)

Doorknob (ElongatedStingy )

I don't know what to tell you dude. Kind of cute in a weird way.

10/10 works for all animals and none at the same time.
10/10 "Doorknob, you fat lard,come get some dinner."

Edward (ElongatedStingy)

What a good boi. What a sophisticated boi. What a vampire boi. Perfect. Amazing. Great for reptiles and cats but tbh great for everything. Even humans.

10/10 works for every animal
11/10 animals with human names are hilarious to me for some reason
10/10 I can tell he's a good boy
2/10 Twilight flashbacks

Fettuccini & Spaghetti & Ravioli (at this point you should know who it is)

Fettuccini far overpowers Spaghetti And Ravioli (as a name at least) idk, maybe I'm just turning into the guy from ratatouille but it's a pretty cute name. Ravioli and Spaghetti I'm not 100% sure how to feel about them. Ravioli is kind of cute but I prefer Pierogi *dramatic gasp* and Spaghetti is okay. I like this pasta trend, it's great for danger noodles and doggos, but the real best pasta name is Alfredo. It's like Alfred but x10 better.

9/10 works much better for some animals but the ones it does work for ROCK IT
10/10 creativity
7/10 just writing this is making me want to support the local pasta place
8/10 and watch Ratatouille

Stu (galacticath )

If you see him tell Stu I love him.
And I hope he didn't eat that rock.
And do you just carry around cat treats or did you plan your meeting in advance?
The fact that the name has such a /deep/ meaning is a big plus.

100/10 story behind the name
100/10 works for all animals
100/10 human name