Fun funeral concept: instead of my body in the casket my body will be hidden in a special surprise hiding spot somewhere at the funeral. Perhaps under a table, or on a large chandelier, etc. (Contribute ideas if you so wish).

But there will be a body in the coffin. It's taxidermy. Who is it made of? Oh, what's it matter? It's FINE.
Maybe that taxidermy guy down my street can make it, Ive never seen his work but maybe, if he's really good.

The first person to realize the body is fake gets to keep it (what a dream prize). "I" can be placed in the corner of their room and watch over them forever like a guardian angel with the face of a taxidermy demon!! :)

If someone finds my real body where it is hiding they get half the will, which they can use for therapy to help cope with what they've seen.