ShadowTeen89: so mom refuses to let you out then, well EN GARDE MOM DAMIAN. momian. here is your cane.

Wilford: You heard them, EN GARDE DAMIEN!!! *pops up in a pink musketeer outfit and a sword* 

Damien: I-I prefer not. I'm just caring for Samantha, that's all... *runs his fingers through his luscious hair* (Sorry, sorry... x3)

Abe: COME ON DAMIEN! YOU CANNOT BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT!!! 

Damien: I-I just think she needs me right now.... *holding his cane close to him* 

Wilford: *grins mischievously* Or~ Is it because you LIKE Samantha??~ 

Damien: I b-beg your pardon! *eyes widen in shock* 

Abe: OOHOHO! You like that dork!!! *laughing hysterically* 

Damien: N-no I don't!!! 

Wilford: Do toooooooo!~ *sing-songy voice* DAMIEN AND SAMANTHA SITTING IN A TREE!!~ 

Wilford and Abe: K I S S I N G!!~~ 

Damien: ARE YOU SERIOUS.... I'm just going to check on her; you guys get ready for the new host.... *stomps up the stairs* 

Wilford: *wipes away a tear* Ohhh that was nice. 

Abe: Yeah.....weren't you supposed to call this Dark guy? 

Wilford: Already did. He should be coming tomorrow. 

Abe: Ahh, okay. What about the new host? Any news on them? 

Wilford: They're coming but I was never told who they are soooo....

*BAM! goes the door as it swings open* 

????: Let's get this Q&A started, shall we?~ 

Abe: Who the fudge are you??? *crosses his arms and flares at them* 

????: Strange, I thought people would have heard of me. Hehehe!~ 

Wilford: Oh dear god....

????: THE NAME'S JACK, LAUGHING JACK IN THE BOX!!~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!~ 

(OHHHHHHH SNAP! Plot twist!!! Think I should start making this interesting so feel free to ask Jack your questions and dares! See ya lovelies, later!~)