Spooky zombies with Erin and Kronis!!
So what's up wheatpad? (Yes I intended that)
So Erin wants me to write her in a Movie!!! Yeet?
Well in exchange for a T-60 power armor drawing! Which will never happen
So let's begin!
T' was the night before Christmas. The night shined dark, with a cold sharp tone in the air and the snow glowed softly. Erin and Kronis were at Santas workshop but little did they now that trouble was afoot!
"Oh my god!!!! Santas workshop! Look at these elves! The presents! The snow!!" Announced at Kronis while she ran around touching all the objects in a freak movement with the energy as if she drank 4 redbulls! "Gotta say it's pretty noice!" Said Kronis while smiling but wondering when Erin would run out of energy from all that running.
The main halls looked quite extravagant with decorations of green, red and white accord the halls they passed through the carpeted halls with their shoes echoing softly.
"Will we get to meet Santa!????!" Exclaimed Erin. "Well I suppose so!" Said Kronis as he continued walking around. But as they continued to go around passing through they heard a noise of unknown origin... almost as if a humanoid groan... "Umm Erin! Did you hear that?" Said Kronis as he looked around as if trying to sense the noise.
"Wait! What noise!??!?! You ok Kronis?" Said Erin as she stopped running around. "Never Better my dude but I smell something!" Said Kronis as he slowly inched towards the door where the noise was from....
"Arrriah!" Yelled out the infected elf zombie! "Eieiieiei!!!!," screamed Kronis while trying to back up from it. "It's got me!!!!!" Yelled Kronis while trying to break its grasp! Then in a random turn of events Erin grabs and toy and shoves right into its skull! With a loud "yeet!" The zombie fell.
And while she continued another zombie came by and tried to grab at us! Erin did a spinning shot with a piece of wood. Making the wood go flying and hitting the zombie point blank! "Wooo!" Exclaimed Erin while fist pumping. "Erin! Dab!" Yelled Kronis! She preformed the arm across the chin and the other arm extended to a higher angle!
"That's why they call me the ZK!" Boasted Erin. "The Zoo killer?" Asked Kronis. "Zombie killer... really?" Responded Erin a bit disappointed.
"No matter for we will escape the zombies!" Said Kronis proudly! "Or I'll save your butt as usual!" Said Erin even more proudly! "Fine fine..." Said Kronis with his pride shattered by Erin's chainsaw of words.
"What time is it!?" Exclaimed Kronis. "Peanut butter and Zombie killing time!" Responded Erin. And as our heroes continued by running through the zombies. With a shotgun in his hands and a chainsaw in hers they roamed through the zombies. With dubstep music playing from Kronis's phone and the sound of chainsaws roaring and gun fire banging becoming the background noise.
"Wooo! I'm pumped on adrenaline!" Screamed Erin while mowing down more zombies. But as time went on we ran out of gas and out of shells.
"Looks like this is it!" Said Kronis looking upon the massive doors of santas office. "cue the epic battle music!" Yelled Erin.
Dun! Dun dun dun! Dun dun dun!
As they entered the room with the door creaking with it almost alerting everyone. Santa was behind his desk with a many of his zombiefied elfs behind him!
"It's over clause! You've lost your zombie serum will never work!" But as Santa turned his head he became zombified!
They rushed to Santa with a machete in Kronis hands and sword in Erin's hand. They ran through decapitating the zombies! And within a slow motion jump Erin bounces off zombies and kills songs with a sword in the heart! "HO HO HO!!!!!" Yelled Erin as Santa crumpled. After many hours later of zombie killing Erin and Kronis stepped out victorious! "Woooo!!!! Go Erin! Go Erin!" Yelled Kronis. "The one and only!" Yelled Erin back while stepping out and removing her sword from Santa by climbing onto his sleigh with the rest of his reindeer and with would yeet Erin whipped the rings and off they went!
We both know who's on the badass list.
Your welcome Erin!
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