Randomers Ratway Season 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somerandomer2 - You thought you'd never see me again? Well mate you are wrong! All I had to do was sell my soul to the devil for a wish and it was to host again! And oh boy I have some revenge planned! Dun dun dun!!!!

Somerandomer- Now let's call up our next contestants now updated since the last episode of Randomers Rateay back 6 months ago. (Wow it has been a while.)

lionmouse- Hi my name is Lionmouse! The queen of all of my domain! My favorite hobbies are dropping people in shredders, Throwing Molotov's like a manic, Planning world domination, and oh yeah coding, and ESO!
*interviewer hiding in the corner*

Wolf_Vos_Normandy- Hello everyone!!!! I'm Wolf Vos Normady! I am the champion of anything to do with tomb raiding and swimming! I'm quite good with a bow and arrow and a B flat Clarinet! I'm sort of a band nerd but if you say that to my face I'll Pop you!
*Camera man makes a run for it*

DarkestNeon Hi there! I'm darkest neon and I'm one crazy Mother fuka! You could compare me to deadpool for my ability but that ugly avocado can't do nothing to me! ohh yeah I enjoy reading and writing too!
*The director left his job later that day*

Minnowkit- Hello I'm Minnowkit if I weren't called that I'd be called Ms. Badass because look at me! I have a leather jacket and sunglasses that follow me everywhere I go! And if you look at me the wrong way. You won't be seeing for a long time.... Oh yeah! I enjoy reading Manga and watching anime!
*The Interview fainted*

Darth_Kronis- Hi there the names Kronis... *drops sunglasses* Darth Kronis. I have a license to kill and oddly enough I
should be the host but because I'm feeling generous today so I'll let my pal Somerandomer do it in this part. I'm also a trained Jedi/Sith and never go anywhere without my spiritual adviser Emperor Coco-tine!

Darkest_Camera- What's up? my name is Darkest camera, I'm the bad boy of this group. I enjoy anime with my pal dark but if you call me a weeaboo you won't be seeing the daylight in a long time. *he flips a water bottle and it lands perfectly* See told you I am the meme master! *The interview fell over from the impossibility of the act.*

kyra1234567890bruno- Hey there the names Kyra. I'm the girl that makes all the boys trip on each other to get a look on me. But my true bae is deadpool. Not that dark dude. He is weird. But either way I'm too sexy for life! *the interview starts to drool.*

BennyBedlam- *benny enter through the smoke* Ayyyy! What's up! The name is Benny and you'd better remember that! And put simply..... you can't touch me! Dododododo also I'm a bit of a nerd but hell i'm doing better than all you guys! I have a job, car and A fiancé!!!! Yeah suck it! You all can't even talk to a girl!
(Also is this accurate?)

Somerandomer- Well we have quite the cast here! They are so colorful!
All- Get over here! I'm going to whip yo ass! I summon the chipper!
Somerandomer- No! I didn't mean that! As you're all so alive! And have personalities! (Stole that from the reboot of the Wiz.)
All- ohhh....

Somerandomer let's begin! The first one is The Spin Run! The objective of it is to get to the other side and hit button through the obstacles! But there is a catch! Your going to be really dizzy! Easy right?

Darth- I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Wolf- Well yeah I really didn't want to come to the show becuase what happened last time.....

(Flash Back!)
Darth- Fire fire fire!!!!!!
Dark- Aieeee!!!!
Somerandomer- Muwhahahahahahahaha!
Minnowkit- where's the fire extinguisher!!!!

Shredder and explosive noises
(End of flashback)
Camera- but today's my first time on the show I had to sell my liver to get here!
Dark- What!
Minnowkit- Well let's give the guy a chance besides there still is one million up for grabs.
Benny- A million dollars! Boi!
Kyra- *on her phone* Hmm a million dollars. Eh.
All of them gives her weird glares.

Somernaomder- Everyone strapped? Well if your not sucks to be you!!!
He pulls the lever.

Dark- Dadeleleieieieieieieieieie!
Darth- Woahh!!!!!
Kyra- Hmm? What's going onnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!,
Her phone flies 30 feet away.
Camera- *trying to flip another water bottle*
Somernaomder- Oh my look at the time looks like it's time to fly!

They all get off stumbling.
Darth- Mom?
Lion- Aieee!!! Get off me!!! Get your Kronis germs off my beautiful body!
Darth- Eww! What was I touching? Lion!
Dark- See you later!!!!
He tries to jump but miscalculated it and lands in the mud.
Camera- Nooo!!!!!! Friend!
Camera goes flying into the mud.
Somernaomder- Now I wish I had friends....
Minnowkit- Bye!
Wolf- Boi! No one can best the Great wolf!!!!
Somernaomder hits a button and they both fall because the platform under then wet down and bounced them up.
Both- Ahhh!!!!!
They land in the mud.
Benny- Well I am the oldest of you all. So this shouldn't be so hard?
Lion- beat it grandpa!
Benny- Excuse me!
They start to fighting until Benny throws lion.
Lion- Aiee!!!! I summon thee dark elf assassin with abs!
Frenz- Yeah?
Lion- Push him!
Frenz- Ok!
Benny ends up in the mud.
Somernaomder- According to what happened. Dark fell into the mud with camera jumping after him to save him, following minnowkit and wolf racing and me accidentally hitting an button to make them fall following Benny Vs Lion which he threw lions 5 foot body into the mud and then Frenz appearing and pushing Benny into the mud. So who is left is Kyra and Darth.

Darth- Hey umm Kyra you ok? You seem in some kind of shock....
Kyra- Aieee!!!! She runs and football tackles Kronis into the mud.
Kronis in his head- Wait I got tackled by a girl? Wow this is embarrassing. Umm so I'm about to land into the mud. I wonder what we're having for dinner? Ehh maybe later?
Kronis lands in the mud.

Kyra starts to walk to the button while walking past mud covered contestants.
Kyra- Woo!!! I won!* Casin Glue 70 With eminmen plays in the background*

[A gif or video was added here in a newer version of Wattpad. Update now to see.]

(Don't mind the video it was the only one I could find)
Somerandomer- Congrats!!!! You won!!
Kyra- Woo! *hits the whip*

The dinner.......

Dark- So then I told him it was the mail box!
All- Huh?
Dark- Americans...
Lion- Canadians,
Darth- Fianlly I finished my Math h-!

Somerandomer kicks down the door.
Randomer- it is maths!
Darth- no it's not!
Randomer- 1V1 me man!
Darth- let's go!

Lion- they always do this.
Benny- always?
Camera- yup,
Wolf- ever since the Color our colour chapter.
Kyra- they are quite weird.
Dark- tell me about it.
Benny- Hey do you like the color on the d-!
Somerandomer punches Benny.
Somerandomer-Colour!

Benny cracks his knuckles and his neck.
Benny- Now your asking for it!
Someranomder- Ahhhh!!!!! *Girl screams*
The next day......

Somerandomer- what's up everyone! How are you!
All- good. Today is quite the chippy day!
Somerandomer- Good! So today's obstacle is going to awesome!!!!
All- ooooooo!!!!
Somerandomer- Drum roll please!!!!! So it's called The Wreckening! So it's simple run through by jumping platform to platform but look out for the wrecking balls!
Camera- Umm are they real wrecking balls?
Somerandomer- Duh!
Kyra- where did you get those anyways?
Somerandomer- The DCA.
Darth- What's that?
Somerandomer- the devils construction Agency!
Lion to wolf- He's nuts!
Wolf- so are you!
Lion- oh yeah oops! *lion pulls out a big ass slice of cake.*

Camera- Hey can I have a slice of the cake? While he tried to get a piece of the slice.
Lion- NO WAY HOSE!!!! As she slapped his hand away.
Camera- Sheesh.

Later on the bus.
Dark- Hey lion are you a dam cause damn!
Lion- What?
Dark- If you were a triangle you'd be acute one!
Lion- Umm.
Dark- Girl I got more game than a PS4!
Lion- Ok that's enough.
Dark- I'd like entrance to your base should I go through the front or the back?
Lion- That's enough!!!!!
Dark- Why won't you go out with me!
Lion- Becuase I have a real love!
All- Who!!!!!
Lion- A PC gaming computer!!!!
All- What!
Lion- I've been hiding this for the past few years back in 2015.
Somerandomer- but I love you!!! I have your name tattooed on my chest!
Lion- I'm so sorry but I pranked the shit out of you all I'm not marrying a PC! I'm marrying an Body pillow!!!
All- What!!!!
Lion- Ayyyy!!! Lmao!! I'm not getting married!!!!
All- Whew! That's acceptable!
Somerandomer- there is still  hope!
Lion- Not today pretty boy!

At the event!!!!

Benny- Umm no scientist but these wrecking balls don't seem secure.
Somerandomer- Well your not secure!
All- Haha!!!
Somerandomer- Yo Kronis I saw you on TV!
Darth- Wait you guys saw when I was on dancing with the stars!
Somerandomer- No on animal Planet!
All- Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Darth Looks a saddened.

3....2.....1..... go!!!!!!!!
They all break off into a charge.
Dark- For Narnia!
First up camera starts to run on the platforms. As a wrecking ball hits him and he goes flying and the lands into a basketball hoop.
Camera- Air ball!
While Kyra uses her deadpool skills to try to dodge the wrecking balls but one appears behind her and slams her forward so far that she smashes into a car.
Kyra- Oww. That hurt!
Beep Beep beep!
Person- My car!!!!!!

Minnowkit breaks into a sprint waiting for them to pass.
Minnowkit- these wrecking balls have no clue what they are doing!
Wrecking ball- excuse me!
Minnowkit- What!!!!!!
She gets hit from the side and goes flying.
Somerandomer- Ha!!! Pranked!
Darth Runs through and slides under a wrecking ball until somerandomer throws gel on the platform and he slips!
Somerandomer it is maths!!!!!!
Darth- never!
Lion Starts to run as fast as her 5 foot body can take her.
Somerandomer- will you go out with me!?
Lion- Never!!!!!!
While saying that somerandomer hits a button that makes her fall. But little did they know that the wrecking balls stability was falling.

Dark- Uhh guys!!!! As the foundation was crumbling and the wrecking balls were flying out of control.
Somernaomder- nooo!!!!!! My show!!!! Not again!!!!
Then all of a sudden Benny appeared with his Lamborghini and swerved up.
Benny- Everyone get in!!!! As they all crammed into a 2 person car with 7 people somerandomer in the trunk!

Benny- Its go time!!!!!!
Benny hits 200 unfazed while everyone is holding on for dear life and somernaomder isn't having much fun in the trunk.
Benny- Wooo!!!!!! This is awesome!!!!!!
All-ahhh!!! I'm too young to die!!!!!
They were driving super fast as the wrecking balls were collapsing everywhere.
Then Benny saw a ramp and took it.
Benny- Woo!!!
Lion- Ahh!!!!
Somernaomder- Muffled noises
Darth- Oh god!!!
Wolf-Weeee!!!!!!!!
Minnowkit- I've been in faster.
Camera- I should get one of these.
Kyra- Hey I have signal up here!
Dark- is it just me or is there a giant Hollywood sign we are flying at!
Everyone- Ahhh!!!!
Then by pure luck the car slips into the O and lands safely.

Then finally they all got out of the car at the ledge and they take somerandomer out of the trunk.

Benny- I need to this again sometime.
Darth- where did you get a Lamborghini from?
Benny- stole it!

Police Sirens blare.
Benny- everyone in!!! This is going to be fun!!!!

And they speed off into the sunset.

The End.

1960 words!!! Jesus!

Well hope you enjoyed!

Now let's hope that Benny's a good driver!!!!

Bye!!!!!!!

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