Somerandomer- Hello everyone and welcome to America's, Canada's, the United Kingdoms favorite show! Today we have 5 contestants trying to win 1 Million dollars!!!! *Crowd clapping* Thank you thank you! Your all very kind so let's learn about our contestants!

lionmouse- Hi my name is Lionmouse! The queen of all of my domain! My favorite hobbies are dropping people in shredders, Throwing Molotov's like a manic, Planning world domination, and oh yeah coding, and ESO!
*interviewer hiding in the corner*

Wolf_Vos_Normandy- Hello everyone!!!! I'm Wolf Vos Normady! I am the champion of anything to do with tomb raiding! I'm quite good with a bow and arrow and a B flat Clarinet! I'm sort of a band nerd but if you say that to my face I'll Pop you!
*Camera man makes a run for it*

DarkestNeon Hi there! I'm darkest neon and I'm one crazy Mother fuka! You could compare me to deadpool for my ability but that ugly avocado can't do nothing to me! ohh yeah I enjoy reading and writing too!
*The director left his job later that day*

Minnowkit- Hello I'm Minnowkit if I weren't called that I'd be called Ms. Badass because look at me! I have a leather jacket and sunglasses that follow me everywhere I go! And if you look at me the wrong way. You won't be seeing for a long time.... Oh yeah! I enjoy reading Manga and watching anime!
*The Interview fainted*

Darth_Kronis- Hi there the names Kronis... *drops sunglasses* Darth Kronis. I have a license to kill and oddly enough I
should be the host but because I'm feeling generous today so I'll let my pal Somerandomer do it in this part. I'm also a trained Jedi/Sith and never go anywhere without my spiritual adviser Emperor Coco-tine!

Somerandomer- I suppose you could say the Competitors are a bit off. Especially that Lionmouse! I think it is a fair guess she was born with a chipper in one hand and a Molotov in the other! *Crowd Laughs* Thank you all! He said as he laid back in his chair now let's see how everyone is doing right now!

Lionmouse- And that's how chipper are made!
Minnowkit I have been scarred for life... She said with a paralyzed expression.
Wolf: Lion!!!! Look what you did! Also you nearly got kicked off the show!
Darth: Don't you remember? Or did you forget when chasing after the manager with a Molotov in hand?
Lion: Ohhh yeah... Oops!
Dark: BOis Step aside I'm better looking wade Wilson! All the girls better be following me!
Darth: hate to break it to you but the only woman following you is your mom.
*everyone pulls out a air horn*
Darth- Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Dark- Looks away slightly saddened (sorry buddy but that is a good roast. Pls don't hunt me down.)

Somerandomer- Look at the chemistry these guys have there so nice to each other!!!! Time for the first challenge! Each one of them is given an egg, They will have to climb up a mountain, Slide down the mountain, Dodge trap doors to reach the end! Only one egg has to make it to the end Then the whole team wins! But if they fail they all go home! This going to be quite an eggciting event! *Crowd moans and laughs*

3..
2...
1....

Go!!!!!!

Wolf starts off with a fast run with her egg in hand she begins to climb the mountain.

Somerandomer- would it be cool if I pulled this switch?

Slippery Gel falls onto everyone and on the mountain

Minnowkit- Are you kidding me! She said as she tried hard to hold a grip but struggled.
Lion- For the shredder!!!!
Somerandomer- That lion girl has a screw loose and why was she talking about Dark elve assassins?
Darth- Finally!!!! And my egg is still safe but I'm covered in gel. Oh well! Kronis was sliding down but out of no where a platform appeared

Kronis- ahhhhh!!!! I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every n-! With a loud thud Kronis fell feeling a bit dizzy and out for the count his egg broken.

Dark Runs past Darth and flips him off and runs then all of a sudden a wall flys out of the wall and dark hits his head and falls over with his egg too.

Somerandomer- My my what a slippery situation! But did you see dark! You can see his head flying back when he got hit. Oo! That's going to hurt in the morning!

Somerandomer- Lion runs through running past dark and Darth. She jumps, ducks, slips a few times, then out of the blue a giant bucket of water falls on Lionmouse and she tries to dodge but just breaks her egg and her dignity! *crowd laughs*

Somerandomer- Minnowkit and Wolf are the last ones left. Wolf stayed behind to see the traps and now is heading off! Maybe those 2 can work together?

Wolf- If you mess up it'll be the last mistake you make.
Kit-Likewise

They all slide down dodging traps and running past the defeated challengers. They jump and dodge and some how work even better than the rest combined. Wolf excels in running in Minnowkit parkour. The finish line is in sight then Minnowkit trips breaking her egg as she is about to knock over wolf she dodges and spins and runs crossing the line.

Wolf- I did it!!! Fuck yeah! Do do do! Do do! Da do! Can't touch this!
Somerandomer- congrats on winning!!!!
Wolf- Thanks Mr.Rant!

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Somerandomer- Hello!!!!!!!! Welcome back to randomer's ratway! The only show on televised where we get to see some crazy people! Doing crazy things!
So the next challenge is called the ring!!!!!!
The object of this one is to hold your lunch as we go at Mac 3 speeds! Which is legal!

Everyone is strapped down onto the ride.

Minnowkit: is a million really worth this?
Dark: yes!!!!
Lion: "with the million I can afford to make my self a dark elve assassin with abs, long hair, check bones, an accent with black hair!" lion starts to drool. "Abs...."
Wolf: I'd spend the money on going a real tomb raiding adventure!
Darth: I'd buy a real lightsaber and an island for me and emperor Coco-Tine!
Dark: Your weird... I'd buy myself 40 girl friends! E cups only!
Darth: Am I invited?
Dark: NO.
Darth: Awww come on!
Dark: NO.
Darth: Fine....
Minnowkit: with the money I'd buy: one ton of anime, Manga and such.
Somerandomer- Hey Darth!
Darth- Yeah?
Somerandomer-What do you and trump have in common?
Darth- what?
Somerandomer-Your both going to lose!!!!!
Darth- Screw you!
Somerandomer- Ayyyy Lmao!" He flicked the switch and the machine started going in circles slowly.

Wolf- This is not bad.... Ahhhh!!!!!
Dark: Woooooo!!!!!! Blligh! vomit flys and hits Lionmouse messing up her man and making her throw up!!!
Darth: Holditin!
Minnowkit vomits out her lunch.

It is only Darth and wolf left!

Darth- Slow down!!!!!
Wolf- I don't feel good... Bleagh!!!!

Somerandomer- Congrats Darth you win!!!!
Darth- Well what can I say but vomit does not taste good....
Somerandomer- too true...

Now for the next one the lip syncing contest!!!!!

You all will be singing happy by Ferrell Williams!

(I reccomend playing the song as well reading the part.)

Wolf- It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby, by the way

Darth and Minnowkit:Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Dark: Here come bad news talking this and that, yeah,
Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back, yeah,
Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine, yeah,
No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why

All- Hey
Go
Uh

Lion-Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said (let me tell you now)
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high
Bring me down
Can't nothing
Bring me down
I said

[Chorus 2x]

All- Hey
Go
Uh

(Happy) [repeats]
Dark-Bring me down... can't nothing...
Darth-Bring me down... my level's too high...
Wolf-Bring me down... can't nothing...
Lion-Bring me down, I said (let me tell you now)

[Chorus 2x]

Minnowkit-
Hey
C'mon

Somerandomer- wow!!! Well done! Tlak about teamwork but Minnowkit won that round for being good a singing!!!
Minnowkit yeah!
Somerandomer- good the crowd loves me because what's up next will be brutal....

Sorry wolf but don't worry your idea will come in a later chapter!

Somerandomer: finally reached his dream of being a game host. Although he is a rude one....

Next part tomorrow!