Welcome back my bois! I'm pretty lonely right now in Spanish class.... everyone is becoming  quite the fags. Anyways let's begin!

The following morning....

Frenz- Good morning..... wow that sleep was so good reminds me of the time before the war....
Lion- Yeah I don't care! Let's go my ever so sexy man warriors!!!!!
Luscious- Fine...

At the breakfast...

Lion- Bacon!!!!!!!!! You two want some?
Luscious- Lion elves are vegetarians!
Lion- Nonsense! My sexy men need food! To retain the sexiness!
Frenz- Well we can have some pancakes...
Lion- Good!!!!! More bacon for Moa!
Luscious- I'm beginning to think that woman is mentally ill...
Lion- Nah!!!!! Hi there floating Shark!
Frenz- There is no such thing lion!
Lion- Yes there is!
Luscious- You know what lets just eat! Ok?
Lion- Fine but I get to stroke your abs later!
Frenz- Fine!!
Lion- Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I need to text wolf!

After breakfast....
Luscious- Ok lion are you done yet?
Lion- Ugh fine!
Frenz- Thank god she was touching all over my abs.
Lion- So kyra told us about a secret path to get to the Ranter Moutntain!
Frenz- Ok let's get some food for the road and get going!

At the food stand...
Frenz- Gasp! A spaghetti stand!!!!!!
Luscious- Could it be?
Lion- What are we even gasping about!?
Frenz- Spaghetti!!!!!
Luscious- Its been so long my love!
Lion- Fine we'll buy spaghetti for the road as long as I can touch your ab-!
Both- Deal!!!!!!!!!!!
Lion- Umm ok spaghetti for three!
MaCaRoNs_ (Well your name basically spells macaroni anyways)- Ello Govena how are you folks today?! (I'm going to get sued or some shit like that)
Lion- Pretty well...You have any spaghetti?
Frenz- Macaroni!!!!!!!!
Lion- No meatballs they're vegetarian.
Macarons- Ok good. Anything else?
Luscious- Don't forget the spicy sauce!!!
Lion- ...And the spicy sauce!
Macrons- Bye!!!! Enjoy the spaghetti! Leave me a good review on Yelp!
All- Ok!!! Hasta la vista!!!!!

On the road.....
Lion- Can you guys play the pan flute?
Luscious- Yeah? Why?
Lion whips up one from her pocket.
Lion- Play me a beautiful tune and Frenz carry me as I sleep!
Frenz- Do we have to?
Lion- YES.
Frenz- Things I do for freedom...
Lion- Wake me up if something interesting happens.

After playing the pan flute to make lion fall asleep in Frenz's cool muscular arms as she was dreaming of abs, big ass slices of cake and some moms spaghetti later....

Frenz- Umm lion there's a bridge in the way and someone is blocking it..
Lion- Abs..... wait what!!
Luscious- Morning sleepy beauty.... as you can see there is a man in the way.

DarkestNeon - Wait you guys are people!
Lion- Well I'm not sure if I'm half elf as I am pretty beautiful.
Dark- It doesn't matter!
Frenz- So what are you doing way out here?
Dark- I was exiled from my kingdom for illegal dealings... I'm lucky I'm not in prison now.
Lion- Well I am a wanted woman woman anyways wo ah wow ah wo! (Wanted Man. It's a good song.)
Luscious- Lion no one gets your references!
Lion fumes a bit in the corner.
Dark- But somesexier employed me to guard this place.
Lion- Are you going to let us pass?
Dark- I challenge you to a du du du du du duel!!!
Lion- Do you think you can actually win?
Dark- I was a highly trained swordsman.
Frenz- And I will step up to the challenge!

Dark- On guard!
Frenz- Likewise!
Frenz goes in for the first swing by going for an ark at dark's chest which he parrys with his blade and sends Frenz stumbling back. Dark goes for a jab at Him but fails by frenz's quick reaction time. Frenz slices at dark while dark rolls away from the hit. Dark charges at Frenz and Frenz does the same to dark. Clang! Ching! The blades side step each other to a match point where both blades are side to side one pressing the other to give first. Frenz with all his strength let's out a roar and knocks darks sword out of his hand and kicks him to the ground. Dark lays on the ground panting with a sword pointed at his neck.
(So dark whatcha think?)

Dark- Ha hahahahahhahahahahhaha!!
Dark- That was amazing!!!!
Frenz- Whew! Wow that was tiring.
Lion- Woo!!!! My sexy elf man won!!!!!
Dark- GG!
Frenz-Good Game!
Dark- Well I'll let you pass! Good luck at beating somesexier!
All- Ok bye!!! 

Some more walking and karaoke later.....

All- Ah ah ah! Hooked on a feeling! I'm high on believing!
Luscious- Where has blue sweed been all my life?
Lion- Well where I'm from-.
BennyBedlam- Hello!
Lion- Ah!!!! where did you come from?
Benny- Well I joined this adventure by randomly voting on chapters of this book!
Lion- Well that's how Kronis gets his reads via 100+ Follower profiles and then once people see how awesome this is!
Frenz- I suppose that makes sense.
Luscious- Kronis is playing at this game by using many outside sources to subtly promote his book by not even trying.
Lion- So your telling me.... that we are helping Kronis get reads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????
Benny- To be honest everyone on wattpad uses it. Kronis has been the only one to really crack the formula. Although I've been invited to the party in Rant Wars so I'll be in any next prompts for voting and commenting.
Luscious- Well do you have something to help us defeat somesexier?
Benny- Yes!!! The ULTIMATE MOLOTOV!!!!!
Lion- Oo!
Benny throw this at sexier and it'll kill him!
Luscious- Yes!!!
Lion- We will be on our way! You will not be chipped!
Benny- Umm thanks...
All- Well then bye!!!!
Benny- Buh bye!!!!!! Send a card!

Epic final battle music playing to the final place later....
In Somesexier's throne room
Lion- Somesexier we meet again.
somerandomer2- I suppose so... so who are you ugly elf servants?
Frenz- Excuse me!
Luscious- Your the ugly one!
Somesexier just chuckles
Sexier- You cannot stop me I will destroy you all!
He fires out a magical blast of energy it flys straight towards lion. Lion is unprepared for the volley till she realizes it didn't hit her Frenz collapses on the floor.
Lion- No!!!!!!
Somesexier- Muwhahahahahhaha!!!!! He is dead!!
Lion- I'll chip you!!!!
Somesexier- ha!
Lion Sends a blast at Somesexier. He puts up a shield to deflect it and jumps and shoots a spell at lion which lion jumps out of the way. When she is not looking Somesexier teleports behind her and blasts her which sends her flying out the glass balcony over the mountain.
Lion- No... you can't win...*Cough* Never....
Luscious runs up behind him trying to slice at him with the special sword but Somesexier dodges under and sends him flying back.
Somesexier- Now everyone will become ugly!!!!!!!
Then all of a sudden kyra1234567890bruno, Minnowkit, Darkest_Camera, DarkestNeon, Wolf_Vos_Normandy , BennyBedlam and MaCaRoNs_  all appear through the door and start to go after Somesexier.

Many minutes of beating up some sexier later with swords, mugs, trays, and spaghetti later...
Lion- It's over Somesexier!
Somesexier- No!!!!!!! Never!
Benny- Use the molotov!

They all watch the molotov go flying at Somesexier.
Macrons- Rest in spaghetti.
Wolf- So ends our story
Dark- Well it was fun. I should move somewhere else.
Minnowkit- I suppose I need to get back to work.... how did we get here so quickly?
Kyra- We called FBI and said this was a threat to national security.
Benny- So do I say something special here or what? Ummm I can't believe it's not butter!
Camera- Well it was fun.
Frenz- Hey guys I'm still alive!
Luscious- me too!

Kabam!!!!

Somesexier- Ahh!!! *Dying noises*
Somesexier- You will never *cough* kill me. I am a go*cough*d!
Lion- your no god but you will see him soon.
All- Oh my god!!!! Get out!!!! 💯💯💯 roasted!!!!!

Somesexier just laughs. I'll be back.... he runs out the balcony with gun shots after him transforms into a raven and flies away.

Bang!
Somesexier's limp body falls on the ground.

Lion- Nice shot!
Frenz- Why thank you!
Lion- Well let's go home!!!!
Macrons- Spaghetti for everyone!!!!!
All- Yay!!!!!!

1137 words! That's the most I have ever written! Damn! Your welcome lion!

And don't pout somerandomer randomers ratway season 2 is coming soon.... and the on the moon....

Hasta la vista!

Kronis jumps of a building into a leap of faith below.