So Chekerboard gave me this awesome suggestion!

What if we all had different personalities than the ones we already have? If actually reverse!

BennyBedlam hates sweatshirts and loves taking out trash and doing chores!
lionmouse has a loving for men six packs. Not elf!
We all end up try to hit on somerandomer2

So let's go!
*strange mystique portal noises*

We start our ever so odd tale at Lion Labs! Where lion is working on a new project!

Kronis- hey-o Benny-o!
Benny- hey-o Kronis-o!
Somerandomer- I'm ready to see if I can hook up with any of these fine ladies!
Checker- in your dreams!
Possum- my fiancé will beat the shit out of you if you try.
Kyra- bitch please! You'll never hook up with me!
Minnowkit- ditto!
Kiddo- you'll won't get near me!
Wolf- pervert!

Lion- I have gathered you all here today for the grand unveiling of my baby!!!
Somerandomer- your pregnant!
Dark- I feel like I lose a few IQ points standing near you.
Camera- same!
Lion- no! This device creates the opposite of someone or something!
Benny- you sure you have license to use this?
Lion- license, pie sense!
Kronis- well here we go!!!!!
Erin- wait! Before we try out this fine machine I have question!
All- what!
Erin- have you ever seen a goose kissing a moose! Down by the lake!
Kiddo- really?
Erin- yes.

Lion- well here we go!!!, p.s this is the first time I tested it!
All- what!

*crazy light show and beams flying ever where!

Then all the saw was black....

Kronis- what happened.....
Lion- abs...... male abs..... wait what! Elf abs are disgusting!!!! And Molotovs! Suck!
Wolf- lion... please lower voice... I'm a bit shy....
Cheker- hey Randomer wanna take a ride?
Randomer- eww! Not with you!

Kiddo- Randomer I don't need to shower being near you makes me wet!
Randomer- umm gross!

Kyra- did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?!
Somerandomer- ummm I'm no angel...

Lion- hey there big boy want to rev up your Harley?
Somerandomer- motorcycles aren't safe transportation!!!

Bennny- what am I wearing! A sweatshirt! Ewww! Ahh a denim jacket!!!! Mmmm.....
Possum- ewww!!, fuzzy things! Yes!!! Rocks!! Sharp and smooth!!!!!

Possum goes flying into a pool of rocks.

Minnowkit- anime sucks! My true love is 60s cartoons!

Erin- well ummmm I hate animals!
Erin- didieieieieidieieidieieieieieieieiieei?!!

Dark- Eww! I hate syrup!!
Camera- but what do we love!!!
Camera- Cracow! Mmm!

They start to eat some.
Camera- it hurts me! But I love it!!!!

Cheker- guys!!! Let's party!!!!

A very poor dance off happened with Randomer the un interested and his mob of rabid fan girls chasing him and the rest.

Benny- wow! Denim jackets are awesome!!
Possum- and so are rocks!!!!

Somerandomer3- hello there!
Somerandomer1-hola!
Somerandomer4- psh nerds!
Somerandomer5- nein! HEIL!!!!!!!!!

Lion- da fuq!
Kronis- what the hell!

All the randomers- we are here to collect our brother... the Randomer2!
Randomer2- never!! You'll never take me back!
Randomer5- it is' da time! You belog to usss now! HEIL!

Benny walks up with his denim jacket, with possum with her jeans!
Benny- so your telling me Randomer is from a different planet?

Randomer1- yes.... our brother tried to escape.... he and your planet will pay!!

Randomer3- Randomers gerote Garda!
Randomer1- Randomers gerote Garda!
Randomer4- Randomers gerote Garda!
Randomer5- Randomers gerote Garda! HEIL!!!

Little did they know warships full of randomers 0-10000000000000000000000 were about to arrive,
To be continued!

So there's a Randomer planet.... huh...
Will we survive the Randomer attack?
Is there more to Randomer than we thought?
Will I continue Minutemen quests?
Why was I promoted so quickly to knight?

Find out next time!!!!!