Hey what's up wattpad! In exchange for lion showing me proof that she is 5 feet. But still doesn't look like it. And for writing scribbles if a lazy nerd I have agreed to write lion's dystopian empire.

All hail the queen!

Lion is sitting on her giant eternal throne in a giant space station above the planet mars.
Servant- My queen the LPC is here to meet with you on the funding.
Lion- send him in.
Somerandomer- Lion what's the meaning of this!!!!
Lion- You mean my queen humble peasant?
Somerandomer- Yes Queen lion. We have a problem.
Lion- yes?
Somerandomer- the market is crashing!!! No one is buying our chippers soon we'll have to close our doors! The reason this is happening is not because I'm stealing from the government and avoiding taxes!
Lion- really?
Somerandomer- yes!!!!! Why does everyone think I'm evil! I'm just a Brit who thinks he's better than everyone!
Lion- think about that LPC.
Somerandomer- I'm right!!! My queen!
Lion- you are dismissed LPC.
Somerandomer- this market will fall...

Lion- Servant! Get me a big ass slice of cake!
Servant- yes my queen!
Wolf_Vos_Normandy - Sah dude!
Lion- Sah dude!
Wolf- tell me my queen? How have you been?
Lion- pretty good! Leading this empire is fun I get to direct everyone to do what I want!
Wolf- that's pretty dope!
Lion- so how many criminals have you caught?
Wolf- 2,589, my queen!
Lion- what!
Wolf- yes they were starting an illegal Molotov smuggling scheme. Where me and my bois took them out!
Lion- Good *Darth sidious laugh* The Molotov's belong to me!
Wolf- indeed my queen!
Lion- you have done well my loyal officer!
Wolf- why thank you!
Lion- I prompt you to general of the lion's army of holiness, cakes, Molotov's and shredders! Wear your title with pride!
Wolf- will do my queen! *wolf dances out of the throne room*

DarkestNeon  and Darkest_Camera  walk in the room!
Camera and dark- Ayyy!!! What's up lion! *They both do the lion salute of the Dab*
Lion- At ease men!
Dark- hey lion what's up!
Lion- not much just chilling on my eternal throne playing Skyrim.
Camera- we tried using your curling iron torture method. Boi....
Lion- was it successful?
Dark- most of the people we tried it on. There vaginas and assholes don't work right anymore.
Lion- huh.
Camera- but we gave somerandomer a boner!
Lion- Uhhh ok..... that's a bit weird but we all get turned on by something. I get turned on by molotovs!
Dark- but anyways we have a plan we are sure you will love!
Lion- I'm listening...
Dark- Dark and camera present!!!!
Camera- National Lionmouse day!!!!
Lion- ohh goody!!!! Tell me more!
Camera- first a parade!
Dark- then an medal ceremony.
Camera- and everyone has to get you gifts!!!
Lion- I love gifts!
Dark- who doesn't!
Camera- and everyone has to say what they love about you!
Lion- Er mah gerd!
Dark- and a 20 story tall cake for everyone!!!!!
Lion- woo!!!!!!

Camera- so what do you think?
Lion- I don't like it.... I LOVE IT!!!!!
Dark- Yes!!!

Both- bye my queen!
Lion- May the Molotovs be with you!

BennyBedlam enters the room.
Benny- Hello my queen!
Lion- Hey Benny!
Benny- so you know when you put me in charge of things for the community?
Lion- yes....
Benny- so I want to open a library in your name!
Lion- really!
Benny- duh! It'll be called The Lion-rary!
Lion- done! Approved! I'll send you the funds!
Benny- it's the least you deserve out great queen!
Lion- well.... I did save all of you.... of course I deserve it!
Benny- I'll make sure we finish quickly!!! Oh yeah I need money for some other things!
Lion- the eternal vault is at your disposal!
Benny- awesome!!!
Lion- bye!!! Benny!
Benny- see you! *benny does the dab salute*

kyra1234567890bruno and Minnowkit enter.

Both- hey my queen !!!
Lion- Hey you too!
Minnowkit- we'd like to formally invite you...
Kyra- to an amazing experience...
Minnowkit... like no other....
Kyra-... that has never been seen before....
Minnowkit- a night on the town! Except we need all to go in Benny's car because none of us have licenses.
Lion- awesome!
Kyra- and don't worry we already sent letters to the rest of the squad!
Lion- awesome!
Kyra- its in a few weeks!
Lion- I'll be waiting! (It'll be a prompt. somerandomer2 is going to get wasted!)

Kronis entered the room.
Kronis- hello lion.
Lion- you mean queen.
Kronis- not to me.
Lion- excuse me!
Kronis- I can turn your world to rubble by sheer thought!
Lion- well I am in your book.... and I should be honored....
Kronis- good! Well see you around lion. Come on Emperor coco-tine. Let's go!
Lion- huh. Well that was something.

A lone figure entered the room.
Lion- umm hi! Who are you?
He removed his hood.
Somerandomer- you have crossed me for the last time...
Lion jumped off her throne and activated her lightsaber.
Play duel of fates

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Somerandomer slashed at lion. Lion deflected with her saber watching the sparks fly off. Somerandomer jumped back with his lightsaber in a defensive pose.

Somerandomer- I was the one stealing money from the government. Muwhahahaha!
Lion- I knew it!
Somerandomer- you never listened to me!!!! Now burn!!!

Somerandomer shoots out lightning from his fingers. Which lion tries to deflect but fails she goes flying back somerandomer charges at her.

Somerandomer- All hail the new king of the randomer empire!!!
Suddenly a molotov appeared from no where!
Somerandomer goes flying into the shaft.

Somerandomer- I will have my revenge!!!!!!! Ahhh!!!!!

But who was it!

It was the interviewer!

And such a day was contributed to the savior the interview!

The end.