Happy Halloween everyone! When you are reading this it's Halloween! Woo! And my birthday came and went!!!

So let's see those costumes!!!

lionmouse
I had to go over almost a hundred slooty costumes to find this. Pretend it has selves.

Wolf_Vos_Normandy
You asked for piper!

somerandomer2
You never answered my question!

Your welcome.

BennyBedlam
James bond!

I think it suits you!

kyra1234567890bruno

I like this one because it is tasteful.

Minnowkit

This one looks good!

DarkestNeon
You asked for corvo!

Darkest_Camera
You'll love this!

Me!!!!

KiddoCiddo
Here yee go!

At Benny's house....

Benny- does everyone have their costumes?
All- check!
Benny- bags?
All- check!
Benny- weapons?
All- Umm, I never leave home without one!
Benny- that's fine!

At 7:30......

Kronis- finally its time to go trick or treating!
Lion- I've been waiting all year!
Wolf- Candy woo!
Dark- yeah boyyyyyyyyy!!!
Camera- hell yeah!
Lion- This will be awesome!
Somerandomer- for once I get to do something fun in rant wars!
Kronis- we'll see...
Somerandomer- what!!!
Somerandomer- damn minnowkit you look fine!

Minnowkit slapped him on his face.

Somerandomer- fine not you then!
Somerandomer- hey wolf you are looking sexy!

Somerandomer got kicked in the balls.
Somerandomer- ow!
Somerandomer- hey Kyra you look sexy as hell.

Somerandomer got uppercuted.

Somerandomer- ahhhhh!!!, ow!!!!!
Somerandomer- hey lion you look hot... let me get a good-!

Lion threw a molotov at him.

Somerandomer- Ahhhh!!!! Fire!!!!, out me out!!!! Stop! Drop and roll!

Benny grabbed a fire extinguisher and put him out.

Dark- damn that guy is an idiot.
Darth- well that's what he gets for being rude to me.
Camera- true.

Dark- hey lion!
Lion- yeah?
Dark- You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
Lion- umm...
Dark- I wanna bob for your apples.
Lion- huh?
Dark-I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
lion- ewww....
Dark- Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
Lion- ummm Frenz! Luscious! This man is trying to win my love!

Frenz- excuse me punk!
Luscious- you want a beating?
Dark- Ummmmmm no...
Luscious- then don't talk to us or our lion ever again.
Dark- sir yes sir!

Benny- Alright mates! Let's get cracking!

A few hours of trick or treating later....

Lion- Trick or treat give me something good to eat!
Neighbor- sure sweetie! What are you?
Lion- a Lionmouse!
Neighbor- umm ok?
Wolf- I'm piper!
Camera- I'm a camera!
Somerandomer- I'm an accountant!
Neighbor- do you look like that normally?
Dark- I'm Corvo?
Neighbor- corvette?
Dark- argh!
Minnowkit- I'm a super saiyan!
Neighbor- Your a super Srayen?
Minnowkit- excuse me!
Kyra- I'm a gender bent Joker!
Neighbor- your children are quite rude young man!
Benny- Children? Oh yeah these guys!
Lion- and girls!
Benny- yeah! Sorry about them!
Neighbor- well I'm sure to forgive. And you look like a fine young man. Care to keep and old girl company all night?
Benny- umm run!!!!

Dun dun dun dun da dun dun da!
Somerandomer- that lady seemed interested in you.
Benny- but I have a fiancé!
Somerandomer- I wish I had friends...
Kyra- hey guys! Guess what?
Dark- my play boy magazine arrived?
They all give him weird looks.

Somerandomer- *whisper* send me it!
Kyra- I was just invited to a party because I have friends!
Kyra- and friends of friends are invited!
All-Ooo!!!
Camera- so friends of friends of friends are cool?
Kyra- Does Harley quinn love the joker?
All- you bet so!
Darth- to the Benny mobile!

At the Benny mobile....

Lion- um this is still a bit cramped...
Somerandomer- at least I'm not in the trunk for once!
Darth- that lambo was cramped but at least we all got into one.
Dark- to be honest there was no way we could have all fit in that car.
Minnowkit- it's a five seater this time.
Wolf- keep in mind we have 9 people.
Somerandomer- hey minnowkit want to sit on my lap?
Minnowkit slaps somerandomer
Darth- screw it! Somerandomer get in the trunk!
Somerandomer- No! I refuse!!! I am a person too!!!, my fwends!!!! I have done no wrong!!!

Slam!

Kyra- well that's a bit better!
Camera- well whenever we're in a car somerandomer gets in the trunk!
Somerandomer- *muffled noises*
Benny- let's go!!!!

Benny put his foot down on the gas and the car went shooting out.

Many minutes later...

As they pulled up they heard the loud music, beer on the grass, and people stumbling around.

Benny- the hell is this?
Kronis- it's American partying!
Somerandomer- but where are the hats and the tea!!
Lion- just beer!
Dark- woo!!!, let's party!!
Somerandomer- can we do another orgy?
All- no!!!!
Camera- Ewwww

KiddoCiddo - yo Kronis! What's up!
Kronis- The Sky! (That hurt)

They high five.
Lion- hmmm.... who are you?
Kiddo- Well I'm kiddo!
Lion- sounds legit!
Kronis- you want to go out with us?
Kiddo- well I don't have anything else to do!
Kyra- you like D.C.?
Kiddo- and marvel!
Kyra- I like her!
Somerandomer- will you go out with me?

Somerandomer gets roundhouse kicked!

Somerandomer-owww!!! A simple no would suffice!
Kiddo- I know we're Brit buddies and all but really bro you gotta know your place.
All-ohhhh!!! *airhorn noises*

Camera- Sooooooooooooooooo what now?
Lion- Halloween activities!!!!
All-Woo!

As the night went on Somerandomer tried to unsuccessfully flirt with many girls, Dark and camera ended up with tattoos of some anime thing, Wolf got so drunk no one could understand her references, lion almost burnt down the house from the fact there was no cake, minnowkit got high off candy corn, Kyra and ended up in an argument, Chekerboard  from no where and is now one with the group, Benny being drunk s hell ended up crashing the car Kronis ended up somewhere on the roof.

So ina lol it would be a Halloween they would never forget or will Benny's fiancé for hin getting caught with S bunch of minors in a crashed car and I high blood alcohol. But hey at least Camera and Wolf hooked up!

I'm a lazy fuck and have homework to do. Here it is!