Hello! If you read the title you'd know what this is about!

If I could think of one thing that comes to mind about my books? The pick up lines!

This chapter is dedicated to everyone's favorite Creep..... somerandomer2!!!!!!

Woo!!!! Also don't forget darks pick up lines!

Let's begin!!

Titanic prompt

Dark- Hey lion. Are you a beaver cause damn!
Lion- What?
Dark- Hey lion, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!
Lion- Excuse me!
Dark- Hey lion! I'm vault tec and I'm here to inspect your vault! ;)
Lion- I swear to god...
Dark- Hey lion! I want to slytherin into your chamber of secrets!

Dark was thrown off the ship.

Halloween
Somerandomer- damn minnowkit you look fine!

Minnowkit slapped him on his face.

Somerandomer- fine not you then!
Somerandomer- hey wolf you are looking sexy!

Somerandomer got kicked in the balls.
Somerandomer- ow!
Somerandomer- hey Kyra you look sexy as hell.

Somerandomer got uppercuted.

Somerandomer- ahhhhh!!!, ow!!!!!
Somerandomer- hey lion you look hot... let me get a good-!

Lion threw a molotov at him.

Somerandomer- Ahhhh!!!! Fire!!!!, out me out!!!! Stop! Drop and roll!

Benny grabbed a fire extinguisher and put him out.

Dark- damn that guy is an idiot.
Darth- well that's what he gets for being rude to me.
Camera- true.

Dark- hey lion!
Lion- yeah?
Dark- You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
Lion- umm...
Dark- I wanna bob for your apples.
Lion- huh?
Dark-I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
lion- ewww....
Dark- Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
Lion- ummm Frenz! Luscious! This man is trying to win my love!

Frenz- excuse me punk!
Luscious- you want a beating?
Dark- Ummmmmm no...
Luscious- then don't talk to us or our lion ever again.
Dark- sir yes sir!

Fluff fluff fluff land!!!,

Somerandomer- well one last time!
Somerandomer- Hey Chekerboard ! I want to play you all night long!

He gets punched.
Somerandomer- urgh!

Somerandomer- hey Minnowkit  want to play with my pokeBalls?

He gets kicked in the balls.

(Keep in mind that randomer thought of each one of these himself and PM them to me to use.)

Somerandomer- Hey Wolf_Vos_Normandy ! I want to raid your tomb all night long!

He gets uppercutted.

Somerandomer- Hey kiddo! I want to drink you up like tea!!!!

Somerandomer- hey kyra1234567890bruno ! Your mutant ability must be to change your skin into mirrors cuz baby I can see myself in you!

He gets punched in the nose.

Somerandomer- hey erinbeejkl 
Erin- not today!! She wedgies Somerandomer.

Somerandomer- hey poss- uhhhh never mind!
Benny looks at Somerandomer cracking his knuckles

Music world!

Randomer- Hey cheker I wish I was glue so you'd be stuck to me all night!
Cheker- ew!!!

Randomer- Hey Erin I want to reduce the air between our mouths!
Erin- I hate germs!!!

Randomer- Ok I'll just skip you possum!

Randomer- A, b,c , e, f, g, h, I, j, k, l ,m ,n, o, p. q. r. s. t, u, v, w, x, y, z!
Wolf- where's the d?
Randomer- don't worry I'll put it in you soon!
Wolf Drop kicks randomer.

Hey kiddo! I want to eat you like a crumpet!
Kiddo punches him

Hey Kyra! What long and thick??
Kyra- Stay away!!!!!

Erin- now can we get back?
Kronis- yes.

Beautiful eh?

I feel like I'm missing one! But anywho tell me your favorite pickup line by DarkestNeon and somerandomer2

So go ahead! I'm waiting!