Hello as far as I can tell you Probally want to start a war between me, you and maybe somerandomer2? So to make up for it I'm going to change that weird story I wrote and make you into a better badass than before!!!!!

And because it's like 5am in Lebanon and I can't sleep.

"Minnowkit come up for your next briefing." Said the voice on the speaker. Minnowkit tried through the walls for the secret base she knew she was the best agent there but she just wasn't respected. She was like Johnny English. Just female. As she came up to the area she saluted "sir! What is my mission?" She said. "At ease agent." said the captain.

"Your mission will be to shut down an illegal drug company that are making drugs to control people's minds!" He said explaining. "Sir... That horrible." She said while looking at the file. "You and a squad of navy seals will break in kill everyone and secure the area. Is that understood?" "Yes sir!" She said while saluting. "Well agent lets get ready to go!"

A few hours later.....

The helicopter was flying over the area. "Ma'am are you ready to leave?" Asked a Seal. "Give me a few more minutes of being a badass then we can go." She said. "Fine..." He replied.

"Ok now we can go!" She said looking like a badass. "Thanks ma'am! Do you need a parachute?

"Do I look like I need a parachute?" She replied snarky. Looking out below.

"Sorry ma'am...." Said the Seal. Looking down. "It's fine trooper...." She said.

"10 seconds till drop off! 3,2,1! Good luck!" He said as Minnowkit and the seals jumped out of the plane into the land below.

Minnowkit without the parachute was heading at extreme speeds towards a haystack. "Holy shit!!!!" She said going over 190MPH. And landing in the hay. "Whew still being a badass!" She climbed out assault rifle in hand and kicked down to door and started to fire. The SEALS followed through behind her taking out any survivors, and arresting a few.

She kicked down another door and was fired at but the bullets aimed at her just went into the Kevlar vest she was wearing. "Die motherfuckas!" She yelled over the noise of gun fire. One by one she was taking out the men. Making them fall on the floor. "Ha!" She yelled while still firing but ducking under a few shots.

Finally she reached the end of the building set the charges and with her remaining men. 7 shots rained out and all of her men fell dead.

"Well, well, well, look who we have here? Agent Minnowkit. No less!" Said the masked man.

"H-how do you know who I am?" She said thinking her identity was the best kept secret.

"My name is Slim Shady! And for I am the real Shady!" He yelled.

"How could it be! I thought you died at the Grammys! When the chandelier fell on you when you didn't get your Grammy!" She gasped.

"Well I'm here now with this drug everyone will love me!!!!! Muwhahahahahahaha!!!" He said laughing manically while walking around.

Suddenly Minnowkit busted out some crazy Jujitsu moves which she knocked slim shady's gun out of his hand out her legs round his neck while standing on her arms and threw him out a window into the ground below.

She jumped out after him as the building exploded from the charges setting off. 

She placed on her sunglasses took a pose, posted it and landed perfectly in the water.... Like a true Badass.

The end.

Also wolf I know how much you love tomb raider so.... Because I'm doing a story for each one of you I'll be doing Somerandomer and lionmouse next part!

Wolf climbed up to the base of temple. She was told there was an ancient Mayan Sculpture inside worth millions. She thought to her self "I need to find it before the Rant Inc. finds it!" (I'm sorry pls don't kill meh)

She trekked across the step going to the top of the Monument. She whistled "Man! This place is huge!" As she was walking down inside the temple. She suddenly stopped. She saw some of Rant Inc. troops up ahead.

She ran to cover and checked her gun. Only 12 bullets left. She swore "damn it! How am I going to kill all of them, there are 13 of them!"

One of the men spotted her. "Guys we have a breach-!" He wasn't Abel to finish his sentence because wolf shot him in the head. The bang awoke everyone else. "Who's there!" Said one of the men looking around with flashlights.

She came up behind him and shot him twice in the head. Bang! Bang! Went the gun as she fired off and ran to a corner.

The sound of assault rifles came up behind her. She quickly ducked behind a wall and shot another of the men in the head. "Shit only 8 bullets left!"

One of the men was looking where she was last and shot him in the head and took out 3 more men in quick succession.

There was 7 seven men left she took out 2 more quickly but one shot her in the leg. "Argh! Damn it!" She yelled

3 bullets and 5 men left she jumped out of cover. rolled and shot 2 more in the head leaving 3 left. "That's right! But how am I going to kill the rest of them? She wondered and felt tired out because of the bullet her thigh.

2 of them came out of nowhere and fired. She narrowly avoided the bullets like in the matrix. She shot them each to death.

"last bullet and 2 men!" She thought then she jumped out of cover did a roll in the air and somehow shot both in the head and landed on her feet. both of the men died because a bullet went through ones head and passed to the other.

"Fuck yeah!" She yelled adrenaline still running through her. Only one more person left. The mysterious Mr.Rant himself (who could that be somerandomer2?) she continued deeper into the temple she jumped from rock to rock, from ledge to ledge till she saw the artifact.

She only had a knife with her as she climbed lower. She saw as Mr.Rant turned his back.

"Miss wolf... I have been expecting you..." He said mysteriously. "Guards... Deal with the wolf.

2 figures came out of the shadows one was bearing a sword the other a gun. One looked 5 feet while the other was around 5" 9" they were an odd pair.

"My name is dark." said the man calmly "And mine is Lionmouse!!!!!" Said the shorter one.

They both ran at her weapons raised ready to slice and shoot. Until wolf ducked under the bullet and parried the sword with her blade.

"Nooooo!!! Only I can have the dark elve assassin!!!!" She ran like a manic like in some twisted horror movie at her in a crazed frenzy wolf side stepped and she fell into the lava. "Noooo!!!! He will be-!" She unfortunately sunk to the bottom of the lava and burned.

"Well I'm screwed!" Said dark launching up a grappling hook and pulled up. "Bye!!!!!!" The Rock broke and he also fell into the lava.

"It's just me and you rant!" Said wolf smugly as she circled around him weapon raised.

"Is it really?" He said then pulled a lever which made trap doors open on the floor. "Try getting through that!" He said Laughing.

"Easy!" Wolf bounced from Trapdoor to trapdoor and avoided all the open ones. And finally landed near Rant. "The artifact will never be yours!!!!"

"Will it be?" Said Rant as he grabbed out a grappling hook and pulled himself up, Artifact in hand.

Wolf expertly threw the knife and cut rants rope he and the artifact fell. "Yes!!!" She said running to grab the artifact she jumped and landed on the other side with the artifact with her.

"The entire foundation began to crumble she ran out before the entire place went boom! She dogged obstacles and jumped from ledge to ledge till she climbed out of the temple and ran out. After a few seconds the temple exploded but with just one survivor.

Her. Miss Wolf Vos Normandy. She walked away from the explosion and put on her sunglasses and walked to the helicopter.

Wow that was better than the Sith assassin book I wrote.

That's all for now! Also to decide who I am doing first! This is for Somerandomer and Lionmouse!

What color is my hair?