Shopping with Cody #1


(Instead of being in front of a 'crowd' Cody is in the store with a camera, like a vlogger.)


Cody: Hello, I'm here to show you how to properly shop for Christmas and grocery's! 

Cody: I have Echo with me, along with Rex and Hardcase, but those two idiots are in the toy aisle, so I don't have to worry about them.

Echo: *Shuffles awkwardly behind Cody*

Cody: *Goes to look at underware*

Echo: *Crawls inside clothes rack, hides*

Cody: Get out of there!

Echo: No! THere's underware everywhere and it's gross

Cody: *Leaves to find food instead*

Rex: *Creeps up behind and gives Echo a snow ball*

Cody: *Gets hit in the back of the head with a snow ball*

Echo: *Whistles innocently*

Cody: What the hell man!?

Cody: *See's Rex with a wheelbarrel of snow balls*

Rex: Here you go Echo

Cody: *Screams and runs*

Echo: *Chases him*

Cody: *Hides until he passes*

Cody: Alright I think he's gone, sorry you all had to see that.

Echo: *Somewhere else in the produce aisle*

Echo: Hey, I'm alone, I can say what I want!!

Echo: *Inhales*

Cody: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Puts on bleeper*

Echo: #### ###### ###### ###### ##### ### ###### #### ####### ########### ###########!!!!!!!

Cody: *surprised pikachu meme face*

Cody: *Leaves*

Cody: Okay, let's go get the food I need for the cooking show....

*He turns around*

Rex: *Stands creepily at the end of the aisle and shoves cake in his mouth*

Cody: Uhm, okay we're not going that way.

*Goes to next aisle*

Rex: *follows*

Cody: Um, nope not here either...

Rex: *Is right behind him*

Cody: WHAT THE FUCK REX GOD DAMMIT GET OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!

Rex: *Hisses and runs away*

Hardcase: Hey Cody, can we get this toy?

Cody: NO! You're both being little assholes and I'm gonna make you sit in the ship if you don't behave!

Hardcase: *Throws toy at his face, storms off*

Yoda: *Strolls by with a cart, Anakin is in said cart in a diaper.*

Cody: Um, wh-what the...

Yoda: Don't judge us, you pervert

Cody: I, uh, okay?

Cody: Okay, I need baking soda, chocolate spread, and cookie cutters, and maybe some milk.

*Walks around to find stuff*

*Has to pee*

*goes to bathroom*

Cody: *Opens toilet, only to see Yoda's face*

Cody: WHAT THE FUUUUCCKKKK!!!! 

Cody: Where's Anakin??

Yoda: Oh, crap.

Anakin: *Screaming and being pushed around the store really fast by Rex and Hardcase*

*They crash into a large soda display*

*Giant Boom*

*Soda everywhere*

Cody: Security!!

Rex: SCATTER DON'T LET THEM FIND YOU!!!!!!!!

*They all hide in terrible places*

*They make a fort from toilet paper and hide within it*

Cody: Okay, now I can get my stuff.

*Gets stuff and goes to self check-out*

Rex: *Tries to check something out*

Scanner: Please try again

Scanner: Please try again

Scanner: Please try again

Scanner: Please try again

Scanner: Please try again

Rex: GGAHHHHHH *Kicks*

*Hurts his foot, falls down and cries*

Rex: I WANT AHSOKA!!!!! AAAAHHHHH

Cody: *Backs away to find someone to help*

*Bags his items and leaves them all at the store*

ALl: *SCREAMING* WWWAAIIIIIITTTT

Cody: *Lands, throws giant snowball at Echo and kills him*

Cody: Oh my god no! Echo I'm so sorry!

Obi-wan and Anakin: What is wrong with you?

Echo: HAHA YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BITCH!!!!!!!!

Cody's ship: *Starts on fire*

Cody: WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Cody: *Looks into camera* See you next time, on shopping with Cody......

*Le Fin

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A/N: Ayyeee I'm back with some more random crap! Hope y'all enjoy, expect more Star wars stuff coming soon for Christmas!! ~Emilypeej

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