Star Wars Disney Parody- Part 2
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*Friend Like Me*
When we met at the Bar in Mos Eisley,
You said you needed a ship that's quick.
Well its a good job that you came to me,
Cause me and Chewy know so many tricks.
We made the Kessel Run in record time,
The Falcon is a smugglers dream.
Though I've a death mark Jabba signed on me,
It doesn't stop me in my scheme.
So, I'll say,
To Alderaan we go.
Two thousand now and then fifteen.
I just gotta shoot Greedo,
(Cause I shot first)
You ain't never had a friend like me.
(Yeehooo!)
*Kill The Beast*
(Mon Motha) we're not safe until he's dead.
(Admiral Ackbar) He'll come stalking us at night.
(Motha) With his lightning and his fleet, to tear us up for his delight.
(Ackbar) He has taken all our freedom, he shall never let us be!
So its time to take some action now.
Time to, set the Galaxy free!
(Motha) Palpatine's made an error, and its critical for us to strike.
We're counting on Ackbar to lead the tide.
(Ackbar) By Vendor's moon, yes its there.
And it's orbiting the planet, and there's something truly terrible inside...
(Motha) The Emperor- yes himself- is overseeing,
Construction of the Death Star personally.
Bothans died bringing this.
It's a chance we cannot miss, until he's dead..
GOOD AND DEAD! KILL THE SITH!
*talking stuff happens*
The Death Star!
It's alone!
This will be a short offensive.
They are jamming us, they know that we're coming!
Break attack! Shields still up!
Are you sure I get no reading?
All craft lull up! On this I've got a bad feeling.
The sheilds up! We must take evasive action!
Stick close to holding section, close the gap!
Hold on here,
Somethings near!
We're reading crystal clear!
Enemy ships are at the rear...!
IT'S A TRAP!
*Be Prepared*
I never thought Clones essential...
They're common, and all look the same.
Without their free will, there's potential...
To brings about the start, of my reign...
(Hem... Hem... Hem... Hem...)
When I lost Darth Maul to the Jedi...
So easily, it was such a pain.
Dooku's head isn't there, he's not in it.
I need an Apprentice with brains...
It's clear from the war that I'm winning...
(Ha ha ha ha)
The Jedi reduce every day...
(Ha ha ha ha)
But I want them all gone, even Younglings!
It's time, that the Sith have their say!
So prepare for the fall of the Jedi.
Be prepared for my new Empire's in view.
A shining new era, is light speeding nearer.
There'll be no mistaking, no chance of escaping.
I'll call out my Order,
There'll be no disorder.
When I've found my new number two.
The Republic and Jedi are shared.
Be prepared!
"Yeah, all right!"
"Wooo!"
"Wait, be prepared for what?"
(Palpatine) For the Death of the Republic.
"But what about the Jedi?"
(Palpatine) "No. We're going to kill them. Execute Order 66."
"Alright! Great idea! No need for democracy!"
"No king, no king, lalalala!"
(Palpatine) "Idiots! There will be a ruler! I will be Emperor! Stand by and see, and the Galaxy will be mine to control!"
"Yayyyyyyy! Alright! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!"
(Heheheheh)
It started when he was elected.
He's a leader who's all time adored.
And all of my plots are expected,
To make sure the Sith are restored.
The future is littered with prizes.
My plans proceed as foreseen.
The point that I must empathize is...
The Jedi could ruin this scheme!
So prepare for the coup of the century.
Be prepared for the murder at hand.
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning.
The fools in the Senate,
Will too late regret it.
The Sith all saluted.
My power disputed, and seen for what genius I am!
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