Don't Mess With Captain
"I don't know Echo, maybe I did take it too far. She hasn't talked to me for two days straight. It's killing me!" Fives groaned throwing his hands in the air. "Too far? Too far?! Fives you kriffing sent her into a mental breakdown! Not even Rex could get her out of her barracks!" Echo snapped back at his comrade. Fives looked down, guilt written on his face. For the next ten minutes he just sat there staring at his food, Echo eyeing him skeptically. Thanks to Fives' immaturity with the prank he pulled, Echo was stuck with babysitting duty. But to be all honest, it really did look like Fives regretted all he did. His happy go lucky mood had disappeared and there was no smile to be seen on his face.
Jesse and Tup entered the mess hall and grabbed some lunch. "I'm getting worried about Skyler. Did you see even general Skywalker went to her barracks in hopes of getting her out?" Jesse asked as they looked for a table to sit at. "Yeah but nothing happened. Actually, he didn't even get a response." Tup replied. "Never thought women were so sensitive." Jesse said, then spotted Echo and Fives. He gestured for Tup to follow and went to sit there. "Mind if we join you?" Jesse asked sitting down anyway. "Not at all, at least there's someone to talk to now." Echo said throwing an annoyed glance at a miserable Fives.
"Aww come on Fives, I'm sure she'll snap out of it soon, and all will be back to normal." Tup said, lodging a spoon of food into his mouth. Fives just knocked his head against the table and groaned. Echo and Jesse glanced at each other, a look of sympathy on their faces.
Stormy sneakily walked to Skyler's barracks, careful not to be spotted. He gave one knock on the door, followed by two fast ones. The door opened and he slipped in. "You get the last of the stuff?" Skyler asked, an evil smirk spread on her face. "Yup! And the best part is, they were out of orange ink. So I took the colour closest to it, pink!" Stormy said, a similar bad smirk on his face. "Good. Now let our plan commence!" she chuckled. "Yes sir!" Stormy laughed, slipping out and started running to the mess hall dramatically.
"Now Fives I'm going to be right there. I swear if you so much as try sneak away, I will end you." Echo lectured his brother, pointing a finger in the direction where Captain Rex sat. Fives simply groaned in response. Echo eyed him before walking off to his commanding officer, leaving Fives sitting at the table in his miserable state.
Stormy crept around the corner to the mess hall's entrance and spotted Echo talking to Rex, while Fives sat isolated at the corner table. 'Perfect.' he thought as he got his act together. He ran in and came to a stop in front of Fives, panting dramatically. "Fives..come quick! It's Skyler! Something's...wrong!" Stormy faked, out of breath. Fives shot up from his seat, eyes wide. "Where is she?!" he yelped. Stormy gestured with his hand to follow, trying to catch his 'breath' again. "Follow me!" He whipped around running to the entrance, Fives right on his tail as they started down the hall towards Sky's barracks. As they got to the doors Stormy purposely slowed down, making Fives go ahead of him. "Sky?!" Fives yelled as ran into her room. WHACK. Fives face planted into the floor as Stormy hit him from behind. "Can't lie, that felt kind of good." He grinned.
Fives slowly opened his eyes, groaning slightly in the process. Two shadows hovered above him. He squinted trying to see past the bright light they were standing in front of. He finally made them out. It was that darn Stormy and...Skyler? "What's going on here?" He asked looking at the two. "Payback." Stormy stated simply. "For what?" Skyler looked at him as if he was crazy, before stating, "Oh Fives, my love comes with consequences." She smiled looking at him on the verge of laughter. He glanced down at himself only to realise he was...in his boxers?! Not only that, but a pink heart was drawn in ink on his chest! They started to approach him slowly.
"N-No..stay away from me!!!" He yelled scrambling to his feet. He zipped out of the door and ran straight to the mess hall. "Echo help! They want to kill me!" Fives shrieked. Echo and the rest of the clones just stared at him wide eyed. He then remembered. He was in his kriffing boxers! He ran out there faster than a Jedi could swing his lightsaber. A few moments later Stormy and Skyler stood at the entrance, grinning as they saw the clones' stunned faces before walking in the direction Fives went.
Fives ran like there was no tomorrow. But for a good reason. He glanced back as he kept running, but suddenly crashed into something. Or more like someone. He looked up and was met by General Skywalker's confused, yet amused gaze. Not long after that he noticed several other members of the Jedi Council standing behind his general. "I-I...uuuuuuh.." he found himself speechless as Master Yoda stated. "Stripped from your clothes, you know?" Fives reddened in embarrassment. "Oh..uuuh..yes sir.." was all he could get out. "Well Anakin, it's easy to see why their under your command." Obi Wan said smugly. Just then Stormy and Skyler came around the corner. When they saw the situation in front of them they stared for a moment, before bursting out in laughter. Anakin looked up in delight to see Skyler finally out of her barracks, even more to see her laugh. "We got you good!" Stormy choked out, his eyes welled up in tears.
Anakin then glanced down at a very red Fives, making the heart on his chest stand out even more. He softly snickered at the outrageous sight before him. "You're dismissed to go clean yourself and get dressed. That's, if you want to..." he grinned. This resulted a chuckle from Obi Wan and Master Yoda, while Sky and Stormy were grabbing their sides in an attempt to stop the pain of laughter. Fives just grumbled something while getting up to leave.
Sky looked at Stormy with a smirk. "Best prank ever..." they fist bumped while walking to the mess hall.
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