A/N: I'm bored lothcatwillow don't sue me fam :)

Sabine: bang bang into the room

Ezra: bang bang all over you

Hera: first of all this a group chat, second of all keep it PG

Ezra: fine

Sabine: fine

Chopper: I have machine guns lots of machine guns

Zeb: ...

Chopper: mwhahahahaha

Hera: he's always like this I won't worry

Zeb: *chokes*

Sabine: did Zeb really just type out * c h o k e s * like he was roleplaying or something

Zeb: i don't need your criticism

Ezra: I need your love Sabine ;)

Sabine: eww no cooties

Ezra: please

Kanan: Ezra it's time me and you have the talk

Hera: when

Sabine: a

Zeb: man

Sabine: and

Hera: a

Zeb: woman

Sabine: love

Hera: each

Kanan: no that's not

Zeb: very

Kanan: what I meant

Hera: much

Ezra: ...

Kanan: love isn't the jedi way

Hera: phew it's that talk

Zeb: wait there is more than one talk

Ezra: I cry

Ezra: I weep

Sabine: you eat waffles in your sleep boom

Ezra: ...

Kanan: I hope I didn't scar him for life

Sabine: unlike Maul did to you ooooooo

Kanan: that was uncalled for, but clever all the less

Ezra: you have heard of elf on the shelf have you heard of-

Kanan: I think we broke h...

Hera: there is no we- Kanan?

Zeb: Kanan just screamed ha

Ezra: I threw a banana at him

Zeb: banana on Kanan?

Ezra: no yellow on a fellow duh

Sabine: I don't get you

Ezra: :(

Kallus: ha ha that's funny Ezra

Ezra: who invited you

Kallus: you did

Ezra: oh right

Kallus: earth science

Ezra: *explodes*