Texting | SWR

-Ezra added Everyone to chat "Why is this happening?"-

Ezra: Welcome everyone!

Sabine: Why are we in a chat?

Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE!!!

Sabine: ...

Thrawn: Phones are ART SJSNJSJJSMASZ

Sabine: Why is Thrawn even here?

Ezra: :)

Kanan: What is this and how can I type if I am blind?

Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE!!

Kanan: wtforce is earth science

Ezra: earth science duh

Thrawn: it is art yo

Tekara: Why am I here?

Ezra: ohhh who is Tekara

Tekara: I'm you

Ezra: wtforce

Kanan: he is an oc of you

Ezra: How?

Sabine: EARTH SCIENCE

Kanan: EARTH SCIENCE

Sabine: we are twinning

Kanan: yep

Tekara: well I have to go make some feels byeeeee

-Tekara left the chat-

Hera: what are feels

Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE

Zeb: Why are you spamming me???!!

Sabine: do not say earth science

Ezra: ;)

Hera: what are feels

Zeb: Ezra came into my room and yelled earth science

Sabine: I will get you

Kanan: :O

Ezra: Sosksjnsndnd

Kanan: Ezra?

Ezra: jk I'm fine

Sabine: I'm in the vent BOI

Ezra: she is  sensklsnslsnsssssssssssssssssssssss

-Ezra has left the chat-

Kanan: Earth science XD

Zeb: Ooooooo

Sabine: KANAN JOINED THE EARTH SCIENCE SIDE

Kanan: she's in my vent

-Kanan left the chat-

Hera: ok so

Thrawn: EARTH SCIENCE IS ART

Ahsoka: ...

Zeb: Ahsoka you are alive?

Ahsoka: ...

Hera: of boi course BOI she BOI is the padawan lives BOI

Zeb: that is lit

Chopper: that is not how you use BOI Hera

Zeb: Chopper you can type

Chopper: Earth science BOI

Sabine: you asked for it

Chopper: she is in the vent I can take her

-Chopper has left the chat-

Zeb: looks like he couldn't take her

Hera: now who is left

Zeb: me

Thrawn: ARRRTTT

Ahsoka: ...

Hobbie: me

Wedge: me

Gov. Pyrce: me

Tarkin: me

Kallus: me

Sabine: me

Eights: me

LOTH CAT: me

Hera: WHY THE FORCE DID EZRA INVITE THESE IMPERIALS TO THIS CHAT

Zeb: Earth science XD and yes Sabine I see you in the vent

-Zeb has left the chat-

Hera: what now

Vader: *breath* *breath*

Ahsoka: ...

Hera: SAY SOMETHING AH SODA

builtonhope: autorekt

Ahsoka: what the force Hera I am not SODA

SODA: I am

Hera: y r u here

SODA: blame the author

Hera: shouldn't the author make this make sense

builtonhope: no

Hera: why?

builtonhope: earth science

Sabine: ...

builtonhope: ha you don't know where I am

-Sabine kicked Builtonhope out of chat-

Hera: how can you even do that?

Thrawn: earth science

Sabine: ...

Thrawn: sith

Vader: you called

Thrawn: SITH

-Thrawn has kicked Vader from the chat-

Hera: ...

Sabine: ...

Thrawn: HE IS IN MY VENT I HEAR HIM BREATHING

-Thrawn left the chat-

Hobbie: I was forgotten

Sabine: #sabhobbie

Hobbie: I WILL NOT BE MADE A HASHTAG

Sabine: #hobbie

Hobbie: earth science

Hera: ...

Hobbie: I know what I said

-Hobbie left the chat-

Sabine: we won't be seeing him anytime soon

Hera: ...

Tarkin: ...

Eights: ...

Hera: who is Eights

Eights: me

Hera: I know that

Eights: XD

Ezra: idk

Sabine: Ezra you left that chat

Ezra: HACKER SKILLS

-Chopper renamed the chat 'Confuzzledment'-

Kanan: Ezra hacked everyone back in

Sabine: how did you learn this

Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE

Ezra: I blocked off my vents ha

Hobbie: I have no one

Hera: want to date Hobbie?

Kanan: wtforce this took a turn for the worst

Hobbie: Sith yes

Kanan: I will get you Hobbie

Ezra: revenge is not the Jedi way

Kanan: then I'm leaving the order I must have Hera

-Kanan renamed the chat 'The Fight For Hera'-

Ezra: NO THATS NOT TRUE THATS IMPOSSIBLE

Luke: MY LINE

Ahsoka: ....

Luke: ohh who is Ahsoka

Kanan: I will get Hobbie

Ezra: :(

Sabine: I'm with Wedge!

Ezra: Kanan I'm coming get the fighter pilots

Hera: me and Hobbie are on a date

Vader: *breath* *breath*

Kanan: Vader I want to join the dark side

Tekara: why is my phone being spammed

Eights: earth science

Tekara: ...

Vader: come my children join the dark side

Kanan: yes get Hobbie

Hera: me and Hobbie are making out

Sabine: ohh Wedge

Wedge: ;)

Kanan: GIVE ME A SITH LIGHTSABER VADER I MUST GET THEM

Ezra: SAME FAM

Anakin: home slice younglings I'm coming for you sizzle sizzle

Vader: ...

Anakin: I will save you PADME my hottie senator

Wedge: Ezra is in the vent

Hobbie: I hear Kanan

Anakin: I am the boss sizzle sizzle

Vader: I never said that

Anakin: who is Vader

Hera: *facepalms*

Ahsoka: *faceplates*

Eights: ha autorekt

Vader: I am you

Hera: how is that possible

Sabine: no don't say it

Wedge: EARTH SCIENCE

Hobbie: EARTH SCIENCE

Sabine: Vader I'm joining you guys too

Vader: :)

Hobbie: AHHHHHH

Sabine: I'm going out with Ezra now

Wedge: :( she's in my vent

-Hobbie and Wedge disappeared off the face of the galaxy-

-Chopper renamed the chat 'I Ship It'-

Chopper: OTP OTP

Sabine: ...

Ezra: what does that mean

Chopper: you are so uneducated

Ezra: tell me you dropped

builtonhope: autorekt

Ezra: SITH YOU AUTOGRESSION

Sabine: awww my poor boyfriend

Ezra: thakns honor

Sabine: ?

Ezra: HONEY

Sabine: awww

Kanan: this is a public chat guys

Ezra: I don't care

Sabine: same

Anakin: YO YO YO WHAT IS UP BANTHAS

Vader: I can't deal with him

Anakin: HOW MUCH BATHS CAN A BANTHA BATH TILL A BANTHA BATH NO MORE

Ahsoka: Skyguy chill

Ezra: AHSOKA!! :) :)

Ahsoka: who's Ezra

Ezra: :(

Ahsoka:...

Hera: I have two Ahsoka's in my contacts

Sabine: same

Ahsoka: ....

Ahsoka: what I'm confused

Hera: how old r u

Ahsoka: young

Ahsoka: old

Ezra: lol rotfl

Hera: so we have two Ahsoka's that is lit

Chopper: stop using slang terms

Hera: Why couldn't LEIA find love?

Ezra: NO I CANT DO MOM JOKES

Hera: she was looking in Alderaan places

Ezra: C A N T

Kanan: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

Vader: to dominate his enemies

Anakin: hey that's me

Ahsoka: ohh TO not think

Anakin: :|

Ezra: CANT

Kanan: to get to the dark side

Hera: lol rotfl

Anakin: wha?

Ezra: ITS NOT FUNNY HERA

Hera: lol lol lol

-Ezra kicked Hera and Kanan from the chat-

Sabine: thank you

Ezra: no problem

Chopper: oh this is the best thing ever

Eights: what?

Chopper: fam I hacked the comm and I can hear Kanan and Hera making out

Sabine: :O

Ezra: :o

Tekara: ohh that's sweet too bad I killed the Kanan in my au

Ezra: YOU DID WHAT

Tekara: more like 'I did what'

Sabine: lol cause you are the same person

Ezra: I got it the first time

Sabine: Kanan has to hear this

-Sabine added Kanan and Hera back into the chat-

Kanan: I was busy

Hera: me too

Tekara: I killed Kanan

Kanan: wtforce

Anakin: wait I turned to the dark side

Hera: NO THATS NOT TRUE THATS IMPOSSIBLE

Luke: MY LINE

Anakin: thanks for caring about me

Hera: I was talking about Kanan

Anakin: :(

Ahsoka: I'm here for you skyguy

Anakin: thanks SOKA

Star: ok why is my phone buzzing off the hook

Marco: mine too

Mabel: same here

Dipper: who is Ahsoka

Ahsoka: ...

Kanan: we are being invaded

Dipper: this can't be possible I thought of all the outcomes

Mabel: glitter rainbows

Marco: I made nachos

Star: ya

-Maya, Riley, Jay, Farkle, Bill, Rowan, Zander, Kordi, Roger, Maddie, Hiccup, Astrid, Harry, Milo, Thor, Captian America, Ludo, Dr. Strange and Bill Cipher left the chat-

Ezra: wait that many people were just watching us

Dipper: BILL AHHHH I THOUGHT

Star: good riddance Ludo

Kanan: everyone run

LOTH CAT: I am here

Marco: wait who are you

Sabine: I'm so confused

Marco: same

Toffee: hey Star

-Ezra kicked everyone not from Star Wars from the chat-

Sabine: ya

Hera: how is that possible

Ezra: earth science

Sabine: when he does it it's cute

Kanan: I'm so confused

Hera: I miss Hobbie

Kanan: dark side here I come

Thrawn: THIS IS SUCH ART

Maul: hello

Kanan: I will get you MAIL

Maul: lol you can't type I'm dead

Kanan: ya

Maul: not literally

Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE

Kanan: that pretty much sums up the 1327 words

Hera: ohh now it's 1333 1334

Sabine: Hera stop it

Anakin: sizzle sizzle

Ahsoka: ....

Hera: fine

Zeb: I have like 1000 notifications

Luke: so Ahsoka want to go out

Kanan: :o

Ezra: :O

Sabine: :0

Ahsoka: ....

LOTH CAT: I have hacker skills

Sabine: just end it already

-LOTH CAT kicked everyone from chat-

LOTH CAT: I win

builtonhope: I am still here

Ezra: me too hacker skills

LOTH CAT: I'm done

-LOTH CAT left chat-

Rex: the LOTH CAT sat on my face I missed all of this

Ezra: sorry bro

Cody: no I'm his bro

Echo: no I am

Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE

Ahsoka: ...

Ezra: YOU ALL HAVE HACKER SKILLS YA

Rex: I'm out

-All the clones left the chat-

Ezra: I am alone

Ezra: poor lonely world taking to myself

-builtonhope left the chat-

Ezra: :O

Ezra: am I sure I'm alone

Ezra: hello internet peeps

Ezra: ....

Ahsoka: ...

Ezra: #thepadawanlives #ahsokalives #sadhobbie

Hobbie: you did not just do that

Ezra: sjnwehsjjjjs

Ezra:....

Ezra: Hey I found something called Instagram wait no one can hear me

-Ezra added everyone to the chat 'I have 10K followers'-

Hera: what's with the chat name?

Ezra: I hit 10K followers

Hera: wait in what

Ezra: Instagram

Hera: I'm getting it

Ezra: ya I have it and started an account all I did was post a selfie of myself and people started freaking out, they asked me where did I get that screenshot

Hera: what is a screenshot

Ezra: earth science

Sabine: ....

Ezra: you will never find me

Thrawn: he's with me yo

Ezra: don't give away my secrets

Hera: I started a account I have 100 followers

Ezra: I have 10K

Sabine: wtforce

Ezra: I just told them I'm the real Ezra and posted a bunch of selfies

Sabine: I have 9K followers

Hera: wtforce why

Ezra: earth science XD

Thrawn: ARTTT

Sabine: Vader you got this

Vader: *breath*

Thrawn: I hear him in the vent

Ezra:I see him

-Ezra and Thrawn has left the chat-

Sabine: thanks

Vader: *breath*

Hera: I posted a selfie

Sabine: Hera u r horrible at selfies

Kanan: I have an account I have 12K followers I'm training some internet Jedi

Hera: why

Kanan: life

Sabine: that's a nice change

Maul: yep

Kanan: wtforce

Maul: I was here the whole time I have 8K followers and a bunch of fan girls I'm internet dating 8

Sabine: my selfie with Ezra got 1,000 likes people commented Sabezra what is that

Ezra: earth science

Sabine: I thought you left

Ezra: *dabs*

Hera: there is this person named Vanessa Marshall she appeared to have her mind blown

Taylor: where I am

Freddie: yep

Ezra: sup

Taylor: who is this

Ezra: Ezra

Taylor: wtforce omsith

Freddie: prove it

Ezra: SPAM SPAM PHOTO SPAM SELFIE SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM

Taylor: mind blown yo

Vanessa: wait the Rebels exist

Tiya: ...

Kanan: yep

Tiya: how can you type y u blind

Ezra: earth science

Sabine: I'm in your vent

Tiya: I don't know how to respond to that

Hera: wait who are you

Freddie: we are you

Hera: :O

Kanan: :O

Sabine: :O

Zeb: :O

Ezra: :O

Chopper: :O

Tiya: we live on earth

Chopper: I can type that is lit

Steven: ya it is

Tiya: Sabine what do you do for fun

Sabine: hid in vents XD

Tiya: ...

Ahsoka: ....

Tiya: AHSOKA YOU ARE ALIVE

Ashely: hi

Freddie: where is Ahsoka

Ashely: on a pony farm

Dave: DONT GIVE AWAY THE SECRETS

Ezra: who the force is Dave

Dave: I MADE YOU

Ezra: ok

Dave: I KNOW ALL

Freddie: we love you Dave but plz stop

Dave: ......

Hera: what are feels

Hobbie: hello

Wedge: hello

Nathan: in 5 4 3 2 1

Carly: this is iCarly

Wedge: who is Nathan

Nathan: I am YOU Wedge

Wedge: awesome I'm so lit

Hobbie: I am alone

Trevor: I feel you

Sabine: ...

Ahsoka: ...

Vader: *breath*

Eights: y am I here

Hera: go make feels

Eights: this is less tense

Freddie: this is getting weird

-All voice over actors left the chat-

Sabine: soooo

Dave: #ahsokalives #sabhobbie

Hobbie: I AM NOT A HASHTAG

Ezra: I'm a meme

Wedge: life is a meme

Ezra: earth science

-Sabine kicked everyone out of the chat-

Sabine: EARTH SCIENE

Sabine: that felt good

Ahsoka: ...

Sabine: tell no one SODA

Ahsoka: autorekt

Sabine: *facepalms*

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