Texting | SWR
-Ezra added Everyone to chat "Why is this happening?"-
Ezra: Welcome everyone!
Sabine: Why are we in a chat?
Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE!!!
Sabine: ...
Thrawn: Phones are ART SJSNJSJJSMASZ
Sabine: Why is Thrawn even here?
Ezra: :)
Kanan: What is this and how can I type if I am blind?
Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE!!
Kanan: wtforce is earth science
Ezra: earth science duh
Thrawn: it is art yo
Tekara: Why am I here?
Ezra: ohhh who is Tekara
Tekara: I'm you
Ezra: wtforce
Kanan: he is an oc of you
Ezra: How?
Sabine: EARTH SCIENCE
Kanan: EARTH SCIENCE
Sabine: we are twinning
Kanan: yep
Tekara: well I have to go make some feels byeeeee
-Tekara left the chat-
Hera: what are feels
Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE
Zeb: Why are you spamming me???!!
Sabine: do not say earth science
Ezra: ;)
Hera: what are feels
Zeb: Ezra came into my room and yelled earth science
Sabine: I will get you
Kanan: :O
Ezra: Sosksjnsndnd
Kanan: Ezra?
Ezra: jk I'm fine
Sabine: I'm in the vent BOI
Ezra: she is sensklsnslsnsssssssssssssssssssssss
-Ezra has left the chat-
Kanan: Earth science XD
Zeb: Ooooooo
Sabine: KANAN JOINED THE EARTH SCIENCE SIDE
Kanan: she's in my vent
-Kanan left the chat-
Hera: ok so
Thrawn: EARTH SCIENCE IS ART
Ahsoka: ...
Zeb: Ahsoka you are alive?
Ahsoka: ...
Hera: of boi course BOI she BOI is the padawan lives BOI
Zeb: that is lit
Chopper: that is not how you use BOI Hera
Zeb: Chopper you can type
Chopper: Earth science BOI
Sabine: you asked for it
Chopper: she is in the vent I can take her
-Chopper has left the chat-
Zeb: looks like he couldn't take her
Hera: now who is left
Zeb: me
Thrawn: ARRRTTT
Ahsoka: ...
Hobbie: me
Wedge: me
Gov. Pyrce: me
Tarkin: me
Kallus: me
Sabine: me
Eights: me
LOTH CAT: me
Hera: WHY THE FORCE DID EZRA INVITE THESE IMPERIALS TO THIS CHAT
Zeb: Earth science XD and yes Sabine I see you in the vent
-Zeb has left the chat-
Hera: what now
Vader: *breath* *breath*
Ahsoka: ...
Hera: SAY SOMETHING AH SODA
builtonhope: autorekt
Ahsoka: what the force Hera I am not SODA
SODA: I am
Hera: y r u here
SODA: blame the author
Hera: shouldn't the author make this make sense
builtonhope: no
Hera: why?
builtonhope: earth science
Sabine: ...
builtonhope: ha you don't know where I am
-Sabine kicked Builtonhope out of chat-
Hera: how can you even do that?
Thrawn: earth science
Sabine: ...
Thrawn: sith
Vader: you called
Thrawn: SITH
-Thrawn has kicked Vader from the chat-
Hera: ...
Sabine: ...
Thrawn: HE IS IN MY VENT I HEAR HIM BREATHING
-Thrawn left the chat-
Hobbie: I was forgotten
Sabine: #sabhobbie
Hobbie: I WILL NOT BE MADE A HASHTAG
Sabine: #hobbie
Hobbie: earth science
Hera: ...
Hobbie: I know what I said
-Hobbie left the chat-
Sabine: we won't be seeing him anytime soon
Hera: ...
Tarkin: ...
Eights: ...
Hera: who is Eights
Eights: me
Hera: I know that
Eights: XD
Ezra: idk
Sabine: Ezra you left that chat
Ezra: HACKER SKILLS
-Chopper renamed the chat 'Confuzzledment'-
Kanan: Ezra hacked everyone back in
Sabine: how did you learn this
Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE
Ezra: I blocked off my vents ha
Hobbie: I have no one
Hera: want to date Hobbie?
Kanan: wtforce this took a turn for the worst
Hobbie: Sith yes
Kanan: I will get you Hobbie
Ezra: revenge is not the Jedi way
Kanan: then I'm leaving the order I must have Hera
-Kanan renamed the chat 'The Fight For Hera'-
Ezra: NO THATS NOT TRUE THATS IMPOSSIBLE
Luke: MY LINE
Ahsoka: ....
Luke: ohh who is Ahsoka
Kanan: I will get Hobbie
Ezra: :(
Sabine: I'm with Wedge!
Ezra: Kanan I'm coming get the fighter pilots
Hera: me and Hobbie are on a date
Vader: *breath* *breath*
Kanan: Vader I want to join the dark side
Tekara: why is my phone being spammed
Eights: earth science
Tekara: ...
Vader: come my children join the dark side
Kanan: yes get Hobbie
Hera: me and Hobbie are making out
Sabine: ohh Wedge
Wedge: ;)
Kanan: GIVE ME A SITH LIGHTSABER VADER I MUST GET THEM
Ezra: SAME FAM
Anakin: home slice younglings I'm coming for you sizzle sizzle
Vader: ...
Anakin: I will save you PADME my hottie senator
Wedge: Ezra is in the vent
Hobbie: I hear Kanan
Anakin: I am the boss sizzle sizzle
Vader: I never said that
Anakin: who is Vader
Hera: *facepalms*
Ahsoka: *faceplates*
Eights: ha autorekt
Vader: I am you
Hera: how is that possible
Sabine: no don't say it
Wedge: EARTH SCIENCE
Hobbie: EARTH SCIENCE
Sabine: Vader I'm joining you guys too
Vader: :)
Hobbie: AHHHHHH
Sabine: I'm going out with Ezra now
Wedge: :( she's in my vent
-Hobbie and Wedge disappeared off the face of the galaxy-
-Chopper renamed the chat 'I Ship It'-
Chopper: OTP OTP
Sabine: ...
Ezra: what does that mean
Chopper: you are so uneducated
Ezra: tell me you dropped
builtonhope: autorekt
Ezra: SITH YOU AUTOGRESSION
Sabine: awww my poor boyfriend
Ezra: thakns honor
Sabine: ?
Ezra: HONEY
Sabine: awww
Kanan: this is a public chat guys
Ezra: I don't care
Sabine: same
Anakin: YO YO YO WHAT IS UP BANTHAS
Vader: I can't deal with him
Anakin: HOW MUCH BATHS CAN A BANTHA BATH TILL A BANTHA BATH NO MORE
Ahsoka: Skyguy chill
Ezra: AHSOKA!! :) :)
Ahsoka: who's Ezra
Ezra: :(
Ahsoka:...
Hera: I have two Ahsoka's in my contacts
Sabine: same
Ahsoka: ....
Ahsoka: what I'm confused
Hera: how old r u
Ahsoka: young
Ahsoka: old
Ezra: lol rotfl
Hera: so we have two Ahsoka's that is lit
Chopper: stop using slang terms
Hera: Why couldn't LEIA find love?
Ezra: NO I CANT DO MOM JOKES
Hera: she was looking in Alderaan places
Ezra: C A N T
Kanan: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
Vader: to dominate his enemies
Anakin: hey that's me
Ahsoka: ohh TO not think
Anakin: :|
Ezra: CANT
Kanan: to get to the dark side
Hera: lol rotfl
Anakin: wha?
Ezra: ITS NOT FUNNY HERA
Hera: lol lol lol
-Ezra kicked Hera and Kanan from the chat-
Sabine: thank you
Ezra: no problem
Chopper: oh this is the best thing ever
Eights: what?
Chopper: fam I hacked the comm and I can hear Kanan and Hera making out
Sabine: :O
Ezra: :o
Tekara: ohh that's sweet too bad I killed the Kanan in my au
Ezra: YOU DID WHAT
Tekara: more like 'I did what'
Sabine: lol cause you are the same person
Ezra: I got it the first time
Sabine: Kanan has to hear this
-Sabine added Kanan and Hera back into the chat-
Kanan: I was busy
Hera: me too
Tekara: I killed Kanan
Kanan: wtforce
Anakin: wait I turned to the dark side
Hera: NO THATS NOT TRUE THATS IMPOSSIBLE
Luke: MY LINE
Anakin: thanks for caring about me
Hera: I was talking about Kanan
Anakin: :(
Ahsoka: I'm here for you skyguy
Anakin: thanks SOKA
Star: ok why is my phone buzzing off the hook
Marco: mine too
Mabel: same here
Dipper: who is Ahsoka
Ahsoka: ...
Kanan: we are being invaded
Dipper: this can't be possible I thought of all the outcomes
Mabel: glitter rainbows
Marco: I made nachos
Star: ya
-Maya, Riley, Jay, Farkle, Bill, Rowan, Zander, Kordi, Roger, Maddie, Hiccup, Astrid, Harry, Milo, Thor, Captian America, Ludo, Dr. Strange and Bill Cipher left the chat-
Ezra: wait that many people were just watching us
Dipper: BILL AHHHH I THOUGHT
Star: good riddance Ludo
Kanan: everyone run
LOTH CAT: I am here
Marco: wait who are you
Sabine: I'm so confused
Marco: same
Toffee: hey Star
-Ezra kicked everyone not from Star Wars from the chat-
Sabine: ya
Hera: how is that possible
Ezra: earth science
Sabine: when he does it it's cute
Kanan: I'm so confused
Hera: I miss Hobbie
Kanan: dark side here I come
Thrawn: THIS IS SUCH ART
Maul: hello
Kanan: I will get you MAIL
Maul: lol you can't type I'm dead
Kanan: ya
Maul: not literally
Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE
Kanan: that pretty much sums up the 1327 words
Hera: ohh now it's 1333 1334
Sabine: Hera stop it
Anakin: sizzle sizzle
Ahsoka: ....
Hera: fine
Zeb: I have like 1000 notifications
Luke: so Ahsoka want to go out
Kanan: :o
Ezra: :O
Sabine: :0
Ahsoka: ....
LOTH CAT: I have hacker skills
Sabine: just end it already
-LOTH CAT kicked everyone from chat-
LOTH CAT: I win
builtonhope: I am still here
Ezra: me too hacker skills
LOTH CAT: I'm done
-LOTH CAT left chat-
Rex: the LOTH CAT sat on my face I missed all of this
Ezra: sorry bro
Cody: no I'm his bro
Echo: no I am
Ezra: EARTH SCIENCE
Ahsoka: ...
Ezra: YOU ALL HAVE HACKER SKILLS YA
Rex: I'm out
-All the clones left the chat-
Ezra: I am alone
Ezra: poor lonely world taking to myself
-builtonhope left the chat-
Ezra: :O
Ezra: am I sure I'm alone
Ezra: hello internet peeps
Ezra: ....
Ahsoka: ...
Ezra: #thepadawanlives #ahsokalives #sadhobbie
Hobbie: you did not just do that
Ezra: sjnwehsjjjjs
Ezra:....
Ezra: Hey I found something called Instagram wait no one can hear me
-Ezra added everyone to the chat 'I have 10K followers'-
Hera: what's with the chat name?
Ezra: I hit 10K followers
Hera: wait in what
Ezra: Instagram
Hera: I'm getting it
Ezra: ya I have it and started an account all I did was post a selfie of myself and people started freaking out, they asked me where did I get that screenshot
Hera: what is a screenshot
Ezra: earth science
Sabine: ....
Ezra: you will never find me
Thrawn: he's with me yo
Ezra: don't give away my secrets
Hera: I started a account I have 100 followers
Ezra: I have 10K
Sabine: wtforce
Ezra: I just told them I'm the real Ezra and posted a bunch of selfies
Sabine: I have 9K followers
Hera: wtforce why
Ezra: earth science XD
Thrawn: ARTTT
Sabine: Vader you got this
Vader: *breath*
Thrawn: I hear him in the vent
Ezra:I see him
-Ezra and Thrawn has left the chat-
Sabine: thanks
Vader: *breath*
Hera: I posted a selfie
Sabine: Hera u r horrible at selfies
Kanan: I have an account I have 12K followers I'm training some internet Jedi
Hera: why
Kanan: life
Sabine: that's a nice change
Maul: yep
Kanan: wtforce
Maul: I was here the whole time I have 8K followers and a bunch of fan girls I'm internet dating 8
Sabine: my selfie with Ezra got 1,000 likes people commented Sabezra what is that
Ezra: earth science
Sabine: I thought you left
Ezra: *dabs*
Hera: there is this person named Vanessa Marshall she appeared to have her mind blown
Taylor: where I am
Freddie: yep
Ezra: sup
Taylor: who is this
Ezra: Ezra
Taylor: wtforce omsith
Freddie: prove it
Ezra: SPAM SPAM PHOTO SPAM SELFIE SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
Taylor: mind blown yo
Vanessa: wait the Rebels exist
Tiya: ...
Kanan: yep
Tiya: how can you type y u blind
Ezra: earth science
Sabine: I'm in your vent
Tiya: I don't know how to respond to that
Hera: wait who are you
Freddie: we are you
Hera: :O
Kanan: :O
Sabine: :O
Zeb: :O
Ezra: :O
Chopper: :O
Tiya: we live on earth
Chopper: I can type that is lit
Steven: ya it is
Tiya: Sabine what do you do for fun
Sabine: hid in vents XD
Tiya: ...
Ahsoka: ....
Tiya: AHSOKA YOU ARE ALIVE
Ashely: hi
Freddie: where is Ahsoka
Ashely: on a pony farm
Dave: DONT GIVE AWAY THE SECRETS
Ezra: who the force is Dave
Dave: I MADE YOU
Ezra: ok
Dave: I KNOW ALL
Freddie: we love you Dave but plz stop
Dave: ......
Hera: what are feels
Hobbie: hello
Wedge: hello
Nathan: in 5 4 3 2 1
Carly: this is iCarly
Wedge: who is Nathan
Nathan: I am YOU Wedge
Wedge: awesome I'm so lit
Hobbie: I am alone
Trevor: I feel you
Sabine: ...
Ahsoka: ...
Vader: *breath*
Eights: y am I here
Hera: go make feels
Eights: this is less tense
Freddie: this is getting weird
-All voice over actors left the chat-
Sabine: soooo
Dave: #ahsokalives #sabhobbie
Hobbie: I AM NOT A HASHTAG
Ezra: I'm a meme
Wedge: life is a meme
Ezra: earth science
-Sabine kicked everyone out of the chat-
Sabine: EARTH SCIENE
Sabine: that felt good
Ahsoka: ...
Sabine: tell no one SODA
Ahsoka: autorekt
Sabine: *facepalms*
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