A/N: sabinewrenrebels lLOTHatwillow your fault..
btw a bunch of inside jokes so confusion probably

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AP-5 walked in on Wedge who was in the refresher.

Then everything went wrong.

"Wedge have you seen the soap?" AP-5 asked him, blatant to the face that Wedge was unzipped.

"What the force AP-5 get out!" Wedge screamed bloody murder.

"I have the soap." Tekara said, stepping out of the shower.

"Who are you?" Wedge asked, confused, forgetting his zipper was down.

"I am Zak aka Ezra aka OUAT Ezra aka POI Ezra aka blind Ezra aka mako mermaid Ezra aka an apple." Tekara said as if it provided any information whatsoever. "Do you know where Jade is?"

"No." Wedge asked and AP-5 side tackled him. "What the force?!!!"

Suddenly Emma Swan appeared where Wedge once was. "Sup fam anyone seen Henry?"

"I'm in here Mom!" Henry yelled from the lounge and quickly everyone followed Emma out of the refresher.

They walked in on Regina laying on the floor surrounded by apples, Zak and Sabine intensely making out, a person of interest Hera and Kanan looking at some sort of number chart, Jade who looked pleased when she saw Tekara and a girl named Willow chilling in the corner on a laptop, stroking Chopper. There was also two ten year old boys playing holochess, one of which was Henry.

"Henry!" Emma yelled relieved and scooped him up in her arms.

"My child." Regina yelled from the floor and stuck an apple in her mouth.

"Where is my mom?" Sam asked getting up from his seat.

Suddenly two Mira's appeared out of thin air.

"Sup Sam." One of them said and walked towards Sam.

The other fainted at the sight of her parents, who she thought were dead, one making out with Zak and the other with Sith eyes soaping down a girl.

"Her number is up." The Kanan looking at the chart yelled and began to karate chop the fainted Mira.

"We must save her." Hera said, convinced.

"Our job!!" Finch yelled and challenged Person Of Interest Hera to a break dance battle.

John side tackled Person Of Interest Kanan.

AP-5 jumped out the air lock and began to sing again.

"aPPLES." Regina yelled from lolling one the floor.

"I HAVE CHEESE FOR PANTS." Mouse yelled and started to chase Jyn.

"Help me Cassian." She yelled and soon Luke, Cassian and Mouse were chasing her.

"How can everyone fit in here?" The real Ezra asked from his seat.

"I don't know." Sabine answered. "But I have soap."

"Do it." Ezra yelled and the two ran off to the refresher.

"I'm done." Wedge said and jumped out of the airlock after AP-5.

"I see all." OUAT Thrawn said, from eating chips in the vents.

"MY LINE." The author yelled.

"NO MY LINE." Person Of Interest Hera yelled.

"MY LINE." Finch protested from doing some very lit dance moves.

Zak made out with Sabine some more.

Kanera died again.

"I've got my fine fine hands." Kanan said and jumped into a vent.

"I am Reybel's son." Bj said and died.

"I had a son!" Reybel yelled. "Oh no he's dead."

"I'll make you feel better Reybel." Kelden ran in.

Kelden kissed her on the lips and she kissed back .

Reybel stood opened mouthed watching Kelden kiss Emma.

"Wrong person!" She yelled and punched him out of the kiss.

"Sorry." He apologized and pulled Reybel in for a kiss.

Reybel kissed back and the Relden shippers had a kiss at last.

"I'm you." Sam told Henry.

"Cool beans." Henry answered back.

Wedge floated out in space and passed Hobbie, who politely pointed out that his zipper was still down.

"We have to go kid Regina has her apples." Emma warned Henry.

"aPPLES!"

A couple mermaids appeared with Sabine's face.

"Her number is up!" Person Of Interest Hera yelled at Regina.

The bats exploded.

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Don't ask I don't know.