April Fools Day on the Ghost | SWR
Takes places during season 1ish.
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Zeb woke up to Sabine yelling into the overcomms.
"We are under attach I repeat under attack everyone to your stations." Sabine yelled and Zeb jumped out of bed, panicking. He ran to his turret and prepared to take fire at the enemy, but instead was faced with the calm night sky over Lothal.
"SABINE!!" He yelled and looked at the holoclock on the way to the cockpit.
12:03pm
"Why did you wake me up so early?!" He said, now on his last nerve and entered the cockpit.
Ezra was doubling over with laughter in his chair. Sabine was trying to look innocent, but failing. Hera and Kanan looked just as mad as Zeb felt. Zeb felt it wasn't appropriate to ask Kanan about the curlers he was wearing.
"You know what day it is don't you?" Ezra said, between chuckles.
"Oh force it's April fools day." Zeb said, realizing. "Today's going to be a nightmare."
Kanan nodded in agreement, curlers bouncing.
"Today's going to be great!" Ezra high-fived Sabine and they both ran out of the cockpit to finish setting up their pranks.
"I'm going back to bed." Zeb muttered and walked out of the cockpit back to room.
A few hours later he was awoken again by an itch on his nose. He reached up to scratch it and soon found his face covered in space waffle syrup.
"EZRA!!" He yelled, when he found no one in his room. This is going to take forever to get out of my fur. He tried to wipe the syrup away from his eyes. "It's supposed to be shaving cream."
"Well we didn't have any of that. Kanan doesn't use any, Ezra already used all his up on prankish Kanan, I'm not going to waste mine and Hera used all hers yesterday trying to get a loth cat out of the Ghost." Sabine explained from out in the hallway.
Zeb shook his head as he got up and headed to the refresher to at least get a little cleaned up. While he was in there he heard at least two girly screams from Kanan and an angry Hera start to run after Ezra.
He finally got most of the syrup out of his fur and headed out into the Sith that was sure to come.
"EZRA COME HERE!" Hera yelled and chased the boy almost knocking Zeb over. Zeb soon noticed that Ezra had apparently got into Sabine's make up and put it, quite badly, on Hera.
He started to make himself waffles for breakfast, hearing screams in the background. He mixed the things together and cooked it. He took a bite, hoping for a bit of peace in this chaos, but immediately spit it out. Someone had switched the labels on the salt and the sugar. So much for breakfast.
He walked though the Ghost trying to find the others, he soon found Kanan in the refresher trying to undo his hair, which was now in multiple braids and slightly green at the tips. He gave Zeb a desperate look and went back to pouring water on his head trying to get the green out.
Chopper made his appearance a short time later when the Phantom, which no one knew was missing, docked with the Ghost. Zeb soon heard the sound of a million tiny feet running out of the Phantom and onto the Ghost.
"IT'S LOTH CATS." Ezra yelled terrified, then he ran past the door with about five loth cats at his tail. Zeb laughed, glad at least Chopper could turn the pranks back onto Ezra.
Meanwhile Sabine was painting an extensive Kanera mural in the hallway, it was Kanan in a bride's dress and Hera in a tux, while Chopper carried the rings and Ezra was in the corner videoing it all.
Zeb grabbed his holo cam and went to find Ezra, thinking he could get some loth cat attacking Ezra's face on video. His dream soon came true when he found Ezra hiding in a vent, shaking with fear and the loth cats meowing at him below. Zeb acted quickly and removed a vent across from Ezra and put all the loth cats in it. Ezra was then out of that vent like a canon ball as a loth cat attacked his face.
Hera was now staring at the mural, confused and smiling. Kanan finally got the braids out, but his hair was still dyed. "Can we just have a normal day please?" He begged, and sighed.
"Nope." Sabine ran by and smacked a 'kick me' sign on his back.
He shook his head and sat down at his seat in the cockpit and Hera sat beside him as well, tired out. Kanan heard a farting noise come from the general direction of where Hera sat down. He couldn't help, but crack up. She pulled out a whoppie cushion, from under her and threw it on the floor. "When will this day end?!"
Zeb was having a grand old time now, chasing Ezra as he freaked out, tremendously as of having a loth cat attached to his face.
Sabine managed to get the rest of the loth cats out of the Ghost, because she found them eating her paints. "Popcorn cats." She cursed and chased them out the ramp.
"Zeb get this thing off me or I will be waking you up early from now on." Ezra threatened, between screams and meows.
"Fine." Zeb agreed and ripped the loth cat off his face.
"Gentler next time." Ezra whined.
"I'll gentler your face." Zeb sassed and walked back to the cockpit.
The loth cat hissed at them both and ran out of ramp after its brethren.
"That problem is solved." Sabine bragged, while spraying Chopper pink.
The droid was frantically rolling away, zapping anyone in his path.
Zeb gave up on the day and went back to sleep. Praying to force he wouldn't be pranked again.
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A little late, but it's still April fools day for me.
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