I apologies if this is no good, I literally just wrote it and did zero editing, so here you go.

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Rogue one, first death star

It started out as just me and a buddy of mine, we were just mid-level science officers who liked to go down into the service tunnels and talk about our troubles with our jobs. The service tunnels didn't have any cameras, and no one ever went in them, so it was a good place to talk without worrying about, you know, getting choked to death. Soon we both started inviting some other friends who didn't like their jobs, and eventually we decided to come up with a name for ourselves, 'The support group for people who made a mistake in applying here.' I know it's a bit of a wordy title but it's all we could think of. More and more people started joining the group, by invitation only of course, and eventually there were so many of us that we had to split up into different groups so it wouldn't get suspicious to have us all gone at the same time. We covered all sorts of topics, number one was everyone's never ending fear of getting force choked by our boss. People complained about the long hours, the terrible food and terrible living conditions. Most of us had applied for the Dark Side before we realized that is was run by Sith Lords intent on taking over the universe, but in retrospect the name 'Dark Side' should have tipped us off. One day I attended a stormtrooper meeting just to see what they talk about, it was mostly stuff like, 'I don't want to kill innocent people.' or 'there's too much pressure with all these Jedi mind tricks, i'm pretty sure those were the droids I was looking for.' Even Galen Erso joined a group, I was surprised, he made the plans for the death star, I didn't expect him to be a traitor, But one day he just stopped coming, I assume he was killed. There was this one pilot who came to the group, Bodhi Rook, and Galen (before he died) asked him to try escaping, to take a message to the rebellion, and he did it, he actually did it. he gave us all hope, hope that we might actually make it off the Deathstar.

The Force Awakens, Star killer base.

"Hi everyone, thanks for inviting me, i'm FN-2187, and I will not kill for these people."