Ventress could see it. It would tear them all apart. She was cackling with the chaos it would cause.

The Nightsisters agreed to help; they were bored with the strict use, so this would make a change.

So it was set, they would be forced to sing with what the humans of 'Earth' called ships. They all agreed that putting two or more people together is not a ship, and it was a silly name that they could not understand where it came from.

But it stuck with them.

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"Try not to breathe it in!" Rex shouted the moment; he saw the green smoke appear.

But it was too late. Everyone had fallen unconscious. All around the galaxy, hero and villain fell into the veils of black, to waken in the world of white.

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A loud shrilly laugh filled the room they were locked in. "You will sing, sing a love song with your ship!"

"There is another shipper? Where?!" Fives exclaimed.

"That's Ventress," Obi-Wan stated, "ex-Sith Apprentice, now bounty hunter and assassin."

"Ok, I don't want to meet her now," Fives very quickly stated.

"What is a 'ship' in this context?" Anakin asked.

"Someone who you are put together with romantically, like you and your wife" Ventress stated, watching everyone look over at Anakin, "its a phrase from Earth in another universe."

"Well, whatever it is, count us out of it, witch," Jango snarled.

"I don't think so," she cackled again before green mist enveloped them again.

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"I can see what's happening," the 501st said.

"I can't, what?" The 212th butt-in.

"And they don't have a clue," 501st said again.

The 212th butt-in again, "who's they?"

"They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line,
Our groups getting low," the 501st stated

"Oh, I get it," the 212th said back.

"The sweet caress of starlight," the 501st had actions going.

"Yep," 212th struggled to keep a straight face.

"There's magik everywhere," the 501st had already lost that fight.

The 212th stated, actions going, "it's everywhere."

"And with all this romantic atmosphere,
Disaster's in the air," the 501st started to sing.

"Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings,
The worlds, for once, in perfect harmony,
With all its living things," Anakin and Padme sang, keeping a steady eye-contact with each other.

"So many things to tell her," Obi-Wan sang, finding himself looking at Satine.

"But how to make her see," Bly sang, seeing Aayla in front of him.

"The truth about my past? Impossible," Rex sang, seeing Ahsoka raise an eyebrow at him.

"She'd turn away from me," all the boys sang, looking at their respective pair.

"He's holding back, he's hiding," Cody, Maul and Jango Fett sang, glancing at Obi-Wan. Each was looking very ready to kill. 

"But what, I can't decide," Ponds sang, looking at Mace.

"Why won't he be the king I know he is," Palpatine sang, looking ready to kill, as he looked over at a cloning machine.

"The king I see inside?" They all sang.

"Can you feel the love tonight?" Obi-Wan, Satine, Cody, Jango and Maul sang as they looked at each other.

"The peace the evening brings," Anakin and Padme sang.

"The worlds, for once, in perfect harmony," Rex and Ahsoka sang.

"With all its living things," Bly and Aayla sang.

"Can you feel the love tonight?" Palpatine sang as the machine buzzed.

"You needn't look too far," Mace and Ponds sang.

"Stealing through the night's uncertainties,
"Love is where they are," all the couples sang.

"And if they fall in love tonight,
It can be assumed," the 501st sang.

"Their carefree days with us are history," the 212th sang.

"In short, our pals are doomed," the two clone battalions sang together, fake tears and all.

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Every panted as the magik hold on them stopped, leaving them more of their free will.

"Obi-Wan!" Anakin exclaimed.

"What?"

"Why are you shipped with everyone?!"

"How am I meant to know?" Obi-Wan stated.

"Your Commander. Your greatest enemy. The Mandalorian Jedi Killer," Anakin listed, "the dutchess."

"You just listed who I'm standing next to," Obi-Wan stated.

"Exactly, the ones you were made to sing with, sir!" Fives but in.

"Fives..." Rex warned.

"Like you can talk, sir, the Commander?!"

"There is nothing like that between Rex and myself," Ahsoka stated.

"Did Rex just look like a kicked puppy to you?" Echo muttered to Fives.

"Definitely," Fives muttered back as slowly the room descended into loud arguments and accusations.

"Why is the Chancellor here with a machine?" One clone shouted.

The room fell silent as they looked over at the man and machine.

"Ok, that's just wrong," almost all of them muttered, the tension slowly caused another set of screaming matches.

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'I need to inform my Lord of this, see whether he'll allow me back,' Ventress stated.

What she was not expecting was for the Chancellor's comm to ring, her own body flashing onto the screen, already addressing the man as 'My Lord' before her brain caught up.

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"The Chancellor is the Sith Lord!" They all shouted.

"Ok, you have all got to go," Ventress panicked, cancelling the spell and sending them away.

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That's how Ventress, ships, song and the Nightsisters stopped the war.

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Ventress was curled up in a ball, only just hearing the news declaring her a war hero. "Where did it go wrong?!" She was heard to wail continually.

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