Strange things can happen when Yoda gets into Obi-Wan's not so secret stash of tea.

Just sing, and dance is one of them.

Including Younglings up to the Grandmaster himself.

Although not many could call this a surprise when suddenly Mace was joining in - after some pestering by the tea-high Yoda.

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The Younglings were the ones that got into it first. While some could sing, a good majority of them left the creche masters with bleeding ears.

Now, it came down to the dancing. You'd think they'd have a chance of doing something correct seems as the instructions and demonstrations were right in front of their faces. But instead, it was like floundering fish with the two currently battling each other on the challenge the Grandmaster had set.

From the back of the room, Yoda muttered, "amateurs, they are," looking over the Younglings.

So Yoda decided it would be best that he would be the one to go next. And who better to pair up with him than Obi-Wan Kenobi - much to the fear and reluctance of the Jedi Master.

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So, this is what they found out after Yoda put many Jedi Masters through their paces;

A) Grandmaster Yoda age doesn't hold him back.

B) The Grandmaster can dance. And dance well, he can.

C) Don't challenge the Grandmaster to a dance challenge; he will beat you.

D) Literally and figuratively, when he is tea-high, and it looks like he is losing, he will beat the winner with his stick until he is winning.

E) Obi-Wan is a fat lier.

F) He is lying when he says he can not dance.

G) His skills will also floor you.

H) His elegance is not only in speech but in dance.

I) He is lying when he says he can not sing.

J) His singing is now described to be that of an angel.

K) Don't believe this list, ask all the drop jaws in the whole Jedi Temple. (And Mandalore, but we don't talk about that)

L) Master Windu is not as stuck up as he seems.

M) Mace can sing.

N) Mace will only sing rap.

O) This is not a surprise to his clones, he says, they have many competitions between them. Commander Ponds was called, and he attested to this.

P) Clones will appear if they hear about a competition.

Q) Temple Guards can quickly be overrun by Rex and Cody.

R) Clones do not have the same voices when singing. Fives can not sing but loves to, while Rex is seen as a clone singing god but is tentative to sing.

S) Cody can dance just as good as Obi-Wan. (They challenged each other five times and both won each time)

T) Anakin sticks up to his name of Hero-With-No-Fear.

U) Ahsoka needs to have that nickname as well.

V) Duets with clone-Padawan, Jedi Master-clone, and Jedi Knight-Senator work well.

W) Yeah, Senators can get in quickly as well.

X) The Temple walls are not as soundproof as the Jedi want; the citizens want to know why there was so much sound coming from the temple of peaceful Jedi.

Y) You can overplay and break a game.

Z) Tea-high Yoda dislikes people taking attention of him and could quickly evacuate a planet when he starts getting people with his stick. The 212th is heard to be in the unknown region last time anyone heard.

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Crazy situations, alright. Crazy situations that you can learn from.

1) Grandmaster Yoda's walking stick is a scarily effective weapon and deterrence.
2) Never let the Grandmaster near tea again.

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