The Secret Targaryen Brother
Ezra Bridger: I wanna do another casting!
Galen Erso: Kid, that's too much. I say we should do some shipping.
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Saw Gerrera: STOP UR FLOODING MY NOTIFS MY PHONE IS GOING CRAZY
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping
Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping
Saw Gerrera : Save da phone! Save the Wifi!
[ Cassian Andor has kicked Galen Erso and Ezra Bridger ]
Cassian Andor: I saved it again.
Saw Gerrera: THANK THE FORCE!
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE- Wait, that's good. Go ahead thank the Force.
Cassian Andor: •________•
Rey_Stark: That looks like one of the smiley faces my acquaintance draws.
Rey_Stark: I call it Whaley.
Bodhi Rook: Whaley?
Kanan Jarrus: Have u seen my Padawan?
Cassian Andor: Nope!
[ Cassian Andor has kicked Kanan Jarrus ]
Daenerys Targaryen: What is the point of texting one another when you can send ravens.
Bodhi Rook: Modernized tech, lady.
Daenerys Targaryen: I am a Khaleesi, not a lady, Ser Rook.
Bodhi Rook: OMF SHE CALLED ME A SER SHEUEJDIEOEKSKEBEIENSN YES YES YES
Cassian Andor: •_______•
Rey_Stark: Whaley!
[ Cassian Andor has kicked Bodhi Rook and Rey_Stark ]
Cassian Andor: I have restored peace.
Jyn Erso: U just kicked my bby boo 😒
[ Jyn Erso has added Bodhi Rook ]
[ Jyn Erso has changed Bodhi Rook's nickname ]
Baby Rock: Ooh. Wow. Uh, thanks?
Jyn Erso: ❤️
Baby Rock: This is awks
Daenerys Targaryen: I have heard word from afar that there is a Targaryen in this group chat, a Targaryen who is my long-lost brother.
Cassian Andor: Uh... kay? 🐉
Daenerys Targaryen: DID U JUST PUT A DRAGON AT THE END?
Baby Rock: ??
Daenerys Targaryen: NOT U, HIM.
Cassian Andor: ??
Daenerys Targaryen: DID U
Cassian Andor: Uh, idk?
Daenerys Targaryen: U DID.
Cassian Andor: Then y u still had to ask
Cassian Andor: •______•
Baby Rock: U GOT BURRRNNNNEEEDDDD
Daenerys Targaryen: I can walk through fire without getting burned. Watch S6 Ep4.
Baby Rock: NOT LITERRALLLLLYYYYYY
Baby Rock: Y must everybody b so serious
Jyn Erso: I'm not! ❤️
Baby Rock: Uh, okay.
Daenerys Targaryen: I'm going to push u to the fire, Cassian Andor.
Baby Rock: Wait, WHAT!?
Baby Rock: R U NUTS!? HES GONNA DIE!
Daenerys Targaryen: 2 see if he is the one
Cassian Andor: Id rather not to
[ Daenerys Targaryen went offline ]
Cassian Andor: Oh ****
Cassian Andor: Do me a favor, Bodhi.
Baby Rock: ??
Cassian Andor: If I don't come on, I want u 2 make a funeral 4 me, and u will b doing the eulogy.
[ Cassian Andor went offline ]
Baby Rock: OHSJENDIENSKWNSJEKXENJEKS
HES GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE JERNIDNDIENCKDKDJDJXIEKXODNDOENDJSJEMDKXMEODNXKXNDND
Jyn Erso: Calm down, bby ❤️
Jyn Erso: #CassReyWillSink
Baby Rock: .....
Baby Rock: I'm calling Rey
[ Bodhi Rook went offline ]
[ Bodhi Rook and Rey are online ]
Rey: Whts the matter?
Bodhi Rook: This creepy girl who called herself kalesa is gonna burn Cassian!
Rey: First: I think it's not kalesa, since that's a Spanish term for a small carriage pulled by a horse or two.
Rey: Second: WHAT!?
Jyn Erso: I think wht Bodhi means is Khaleesi
Rey: First: I'm disappointed with u, Bodhi. Don't u watch GoT
Rey: Second: Wht is da Mother of Dragons doing here???
[ Daenerys Targaryen is online ]
Daenerys Targaryen: I have news.
Bodhi Rook: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH-
[ Bodhi Rook's message has been interrupted ]
Daenerys Targaryen: Cassian Andor
Daenerys Targaryen: Is
Bodhi Rook: WAAAAHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭
Daenerys Targaryen: My brother. :)
[ Cassian Andor is online ]
Cassian Andor: Nu need 2 make a funeral, Baby Rock.
Bodhi Rook: YAYAYAYYYAAYYAYYY
Rey: Wait, so Cassian's a Targaryen?!
Daenerys Targaryen: He's actually an Andor-Targaryen, but he still has dragon blood.
Rey: Wow. I'm jelly
Jyn Erso: 😒
Cassian Andor: 🐉🐉🐉
Rey: So that's that. Pleasure to meet you, Cassian Andor-Targaryen of Dragonstone.
Daenerys Targaryen: Actually? It'll be of King's Landing soon. 😏
Rey: Oh 😮 kk
Jyn Erso: Ugh. 😑
Jyn Erso: C'mon Bodhs, let's hit the restaurants. I'll kill for a spicy tuna roll.
Bodhi Rook: Wait, isn't that like the Boss Baby from Dreamworks.
Jyn Erso: -________-
Rey_Stark: WHALES!
[ Jyn Erso has kicked Rey_Stark ]
[ Jyn Erso went offline ]
Bodhi Rook: I guess tht's my cue.
[ Bodhi Rook went offline ]
Rey: I can't believe I'm dating a Targaryen.
Cassian Andor: 😊☺️😋😉❤️
Daenerys Targaryen: I absolutely forbid romance, bro. Ur too young.
Rey: But u got married at ur teenage years. -.-
Rey: Giv a break, man
Daenerys Targaryen: I am a woman, not a man.
Rey: *facepalm*
Cassian Andor: C'mon, let's just go somewhere. Any requests?
Rey: Bookshop. I wanna read George R. R. Martin's books.
Cassian Andor: Cool. Let's go.
[ Cassian Andor and Rey went offline ]
Daenerys Targaryen: Ugh, Im having a hard time controlling my newfound bro.
Jorah Mormont: Don't worry about it, Khaleesi. Boys will be Boys. I still think you're doing a good job.
Daario Naharis: Damn it, Jorah! She's not gonna **** you.
[ Everyone went offline ]
So how's that? I always thought that there was something about Cassian that marks him as a Targaryen. Although, he didn't survived the (SPOILER!) bombing in Scarif. Sad 😢. But Cinnamon Roll Baby Rock is officially with Jyn, I guess! They're actually cute. CassRey's so far sailing great, and Chira is doing fine. Except Arya still doesn't like him. Comment down below!
~ Reyhanne Starkfelt ~
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