Parody Celebrations 😂
Orson Krennic: IM SO EXCCIITTTEEEDDDD
Lyra Erso: What a weird way to greet a good morning to your fellows. Wait.. you R weird.
Galen Erso: Take that back, Lyra!
Galen Erso: I think he's really adorable like tht
Lyra Erso: -.-
[ Lyra Erso went offline ]
Cassian Andor: Anyways, what're excited 4?
Orson Krennic: SW CELEBRATION!
Everyone: Ohhhhh 😲😲
K-2SO: I will be going.
Jyn Erso: I'll b there too
Bodhi Rook: Along with her bby boo
Galen Erso: Wait, wht?!
Galen Erso: I thought u were with the pilot, Jyn
Bodhi Rook: I am a pilot
Galen Erso: NO! I mean, the rebel captain
Jyn Erso: U mean Cass? We broke up
Galen Erso: WHAT
Galen Erso: THE
Galen Erso: F-
[ Galen Erso's message has been interrupted ]
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN, GALEN! EVEN IF YOU KNOW THAT JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE
Baze Malbus: That sounded off, Chirrut.
Orson Krennic: Yeah 😈
Ezra Bridger: NOT A RATED R BOOK GUYS! Rey_Stark didn't upload this as mature content
Rey_Stark: Sure didn't :/
Rey_Stark: Thank you for considerate, Bridger.
Cassian Andor: :/
Cassian Andor: I thought u were excited by something else tho
Orson Krennic: ??? Which is??
Cassian Andor: Rey's bday's coming up
Cassian Andor: And I have nothing to give her
Orson Krennic: Sing
Cassian Andor: It's too cliché
Orson Krennic: Make a parody!
Galen Erso: Yah!
Orson Krennic: I'll go with my jam! Let's hit Best Song Ever!
Galen Erso: Totes! 😉😉
Bodhi Rook: *plays the drums*
Baze Malbus: *tunes in the sound*
Chirrut Îmwe: *mutters* I'm one with the Force, the Force is with me.
Orson Krennic: Rook Erso Yavin Four!
Cassian Andor: REYF!?
Cassian Andor: Wut the Force
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE- Oh, sorry. Go on
Orson Krennic: *glares* Padawan of Master Luke
Luke Skywalker: Tru
Orson Krennic: Scavenger from Jakku, wow!
Jyn Erso: Wts wow in tht? 😒
Orson Krennic: Force Sensitive with Unknown Parents
K-2SO: I calculate the chance of Rey's father being Obi-Wan a 100%
Orson Krennic: *whispers* Shh!
Galen Erso: I say, Cassian J. Andor x Rey
Orson Krennic: You say, CassRey is my OTP
Everyone: And we ship CassRey as Jassian comes undone!
Jyn Erso: THATS SO WEIRD! SHUT IT!
Orson Krennic: We Know Reylo,
Galen Erso: Damerey
Baze, Bodhi, Chirrut: But Latinos rule 'em all
Poe Dameron: FYI, I'm a Latino, too 😑
[ Orson Krennic has kicked Poe Dameron ]
K-2SO: How CassRey, came to sail
Galen Erso: Only Krennic knows those stuff
Orson Krennic: 👍👍
Cassian Andor: #Stalker
Everyone: 'Cause we ship CassRey as Jassian comes undone!
Galen Erso: And we go like, oh oh oh
Orson Krennic: And yeah, yeah, yeah!
Everyone: Ohhhhhh
Bodhi Rook: *plays the drums*
Cassian Andor -.- stop
Orson Krennic: It was beautyful
Cassian Andor: Nup
Cassian Andor: I'll just find another way
[ Cassian Andor went offline ]
So here's that. Sorry for the few day-gap absence with no updates. So here's it for you. I won't be updating for quite a while since I'll be gone but I will be online to read your comments. Vote and comment please! Also, please check out my CassRey book called Timelines. It would mean much to me. Thanks!
~ Reyhanne Starkfelt ~
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