Parody Celebrations 😂

Orson Krennic: IM SO EXCCIITTTEEEDDDD

Lyra Erso: What a weird way to greet a good morning to your fellows. Wait.. you R weird.

Galen Erso: Take that back, Lyra!

Galen Erso: I think he's really adorable like tht

Lyra Erso: -.-

[ Lyra Erso went offline ]

Cassian Andor: Anyways, what're excited 4?

Orson Krennic: SW CELEBRATION!

Everyone: Ohhhhh 😲😲

K-2SO: I will be going.

Jyn Erso: I'll b there too

Bodhi Rook: Along with her bby boo

Galen Erso: Wait, wht?!

Galen Erso: I thought u were with the pilot, Jyn

Bodhi Rook: I am a pilot

Galen Erso: NO! I mean, the rebel captain

Jyn Erso: U mean Cass? We broke up

Galen Erso: WHAT

Galen Erso: THE

Galen Erso: F-

[ Galen Erso's message has been interrupted ]

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN, GALEN! EVEN IF YOU KNOW THAT JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE

Baze Malbus: That sounded off, Chirrut.

Orson Krennic: Yeah 😈

Ezra Bridger: NOT A RATED R BOOK GUYS! Rey_Stark didn't upload this as mature content

Rey_Stark: Sure didn't :/

Rey_Stark: Thank you for considerate, Bridger.

Cassian Andor: :/

Cassian Andor: I thought u were excited by something else tho

Orson Krennic: ??? Which is??

Cassian Andor: Rey's bday's coming up

Cassian Andor: And I have nothing to give her

Orson Krennic: Sing

Cassian Andor: It's too cliché

Orson Krennic: Make a parody!

Galen Erso: Yah!

Orson Krennic: I'll go with my jam! Let's hit Best Song Ever!

Galen Erso: Totes! 😉😉

Bodhi Rook: *plays the drums*

Baze Malbus: *tunes in the sound*

Chirrut Îmwe: *mutters* I'm one with the Force, the Force is with me.

Orson Krennic:  Rook Erso Yavin Four!

Cassian Andor: REYF!?

Cassian Andor: Wut the Force

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE- Oh, sorry. Go on

Orson Krennic: *glares* Padawan of Master Luke

Luke Skywalker: Tru

Orson Krennic: Scavenger from Jakku, wow!

Jyn Erso: Wts wow in tht? 😒

Orson Krennic: Force Sensitive with Unknown Parents

K-2SO: I calculate the chance of Rey's father being Obi-Wan a 100%

Orson Krennic: *whispers* Shh!

Galen Erso: I say, Cassian J. Andor x Rey

Orson Krennic: You say, CassRey is my OTP

Everyone: And we ship CassRey as Jassian comes undone!

Jyn Erso: THATS SO WEIRD! SHUT IT!

Orson Krennic: We Know Reylo,

Galen Erso: Damerey

Baze, Bodhi, Chirrut: But Latinos rule 'em all

Poe Dameron: FYI, I'm a Latino, too 😑

[ Orson Krennic has kicked Poe Dameron ]

K-2SO: How CassRey, came to sail

Galen Erso: Only Krennic knows those stuff

Orson Krennic: 👍👍

Cassian Andor: #Stalker

Everyone: 'Cause we ship CassRey as Jassian comes undone!

Galen Erso: And we go like, oh oh oh

Orson Krennic: And yeah, yeah, yeah!

Everyone: Ohhhhhh

Bodhi Rook: *plays the drums*

Cassian Andor -.- stop

Orson Krennic: It was beautyful

Cassian Andor: Nup

Cassian Andor: I'll just find another way

[ Cassian Andor went offline ]

So here's that. Sorry for the few day-gap absence with no updates. So here's it for you. I won't be updating for quite a while since I'll be gone but I will be online to read your comments. Vote and comment please! Also, please check out my CassRey book called Timelines. It would mean much to me. Thanks!

~ Reyhanne Starkfelt ~

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