Galen Erso: :(

Galen Erso: #FeelingDissed

Bodhi Rook: Y???

Galen Erso: Krennic cheated on me.

Bodhi Rook: Ouch. 💔

Galen Erso: On a GIRL.

Galen Erso: Specifically, a STARK.

Arya Stark: Me? Yucks.

Galen Erso: NO! Ur sis, Sansa.

Arya Stark: :O

Arya Stark: OMG NO WAY.

Arya Stark: I gotta tell Petyr!

[ Arya Stark went offline ]

Lyra Erso: Well, what do u know? My husband is getting dissed, and so am I!

Galen Erso: By who???

Lyra Erso: YOU. 😡

Jyn Erso: Weird. I also feel dissed. Cassian's been acting weird for a while..

Bodhi Rook: U don't know?

Jyn Erso: ??? Wut?

Bodhi Rook: heiswithanothergirlnowJyn.

Jyn Erso: WHAT!?!?!?! WHO!?!?!

Bodhi Rook: Uh.. I wasn't supposed to tell u, Cassian made me not 2, or else he kill me.

[ Bodhi Rook went offline ]

Jyn Erso: ARGGGHHHHHH

Jyn Erso: Its time.

Lyra Erso: Time 4 what, dear?

Jyn Erso: Time for DISSEDcussion time.

Galen Erso: Wut the Force is tht?

Jyn Erso: WE ARE GOING TO DISCUSS OUR HEARTBREAKS, AND PLAN REVENGE.

Jyn Erso: VENGEANCE IS OURS!!!!!

Lyra Erso: Um, Jyn? Are u sick?

Galen Erso: Ye, did u drink something? Ale?

Jyn Erso: NO! I AM NOT SICK NOR I AM DRUNK! I AM TRYIN 2 FIX THINGS WITH VENGEANCE! VEEENGEEAAANCEEEEE!

[ Cassian Andor is online ]

Cassian Andor: Hey guys

Cassian Andor: Oh, hey, Erso Family.

Jyn Erso: 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[ Jyn Erso has changed the group name into: INTERROGATION ON-GOING. DO NOT INTERRUPT - Jyn ]

Cassian Andor: ????

Jyn Erso: BODHITOLDMETHTURGOINGWITUANOTHERGIRLCASSIAN! WHOISSHEANDIDEMANDU2STOPTHISFOOLISHNESSOFURS!

Cassian Andor:

Cassian Andor: Pls don't write like tht, it's hard for me to read.

Jyn Erso: WHATEVER!

Cassian Andor: And I don't have "another" girl. I'm single-pringle af

Jyn Erso: LIAR!

Cassian Andor: I guess I'm not.

Cassian Andor: I'm with u 😏

Jyn Erso: ....

Lyra Erso: What were u saying abt having DISSEDcussion time again, dear?

Galen Erso: Ye, dear. Let's have that instead.

Jyn Erso: NO!

[ Jyn Erso has kicked Cassian Andor ]

Lyra Erso: Dear, don't u think tht ur going 2 far with this "discussion"?

Jyn Erso: its DISSEDcussion, MOM! Not discussion!

Lyra Erso: Alright, alright. DISSEDcussion.

Galen Erso: u know I'll just go sulk in my room.

Galen Erso: "Hello darkness, my old friend.."

Lyra Erso: We r at the exact same room, dummy.

Lyra Erso: OUR room, u mean.

Galen Erso: Oh. Then I'll go sulk in OUR room then. Happy?

Lyra Erso: -.-

Jyn Erso: CAN U STOP FIGHTING!? U 2 R LIKE CRAZY PPL TANGLED IN VINES!

Lyra Erso: DO NOT B DISRESPECTFUL JYN!

Galen Erso: Btw, is there really such thing like tht, Jyn?

Jyn Erso: UGH!

Jyn Erso: I WILL TAKE MATTERS IN MY OWN HANDS, THEN!

[ Jyn Erso left the group ]

Lyra Erso: Well, there goes our feisty daughter. Sometimes I wonder where she got tht attitude of hers.

Galen Erso: No doubt from u

Lyra Erso: -.-

Lyra Erso: IM GONNA KILL U

[ Galen Erso and Lyra Erso went offline ]

So this is just part one of tonight's story. I'll be uploading later the next part and it involves Jyn going rage Bantha mode, and poor Cassian enduring her anger. And Galen will confront Krennic, too. Alrighty then!

~ Reyhanne Starkfelt ~