A/N: embo nsfw alphabet because we dont talk about him enough

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Embo is infinitely gentle with you - he knows how much bigger he is than you, and he won't ever hurt you on purpose (unless you ask him to, wink wink). He was a bit hesitant at first, but when you scooted over to his side of the bed and wrapped your arms around his neck, he found you enchanting and now he can't stop cuddling you.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Embo doesn't often think of his body, but  if you asked him, he'd probably give it a think, then come up with the answer of his hands. Kyuzos are lanky, so naturally he has long fingers, longer than anyone else you've been with, and he likes to think that he reaches places inside you which no one else has (and you're sure that he has).
On you, well, he's fascinated with the human body in general, but since Kyuzos tend to be quite wiry, he loves your thighs and ass and how soft they are. Plus, your boobs are actually heaven for him. He loves when you wrap your legs around his waist, he loves how he can dig his fingers into your ass and thighs and watch your face twist in pleasure, and he especially likes resting his head on your chest.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

His species produces more cum than humans in general, and quantity wise, he cums more than most of his species. Basically, he cums a lot, and will leave you feeling very full if he does so inside you. He can hold it for pretty long as well, and he almost always refuses to cum if you haven't first (but that's not very hard).

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Embo wants to overstimulate you, to push you to your limits and see how many times he can make you cum. He's already caught glimpses of it, when his fingers stay on your clit for a few seconds too long, and the way you let out a high whine and writhed away made him wonder... He knows that he won't be able to keep this a secret for very long, especially if you show any inclination that you like it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

He's been with quite a few alien and human relationships, but he'd never had a long term human relationship until you. He still knew what to do, but he made sure to look up some stuff on human biology anyway. He wasn't exactly acting like a virgin when the two of you first had sex.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Anything where he can grab your ass or thighs. He also really likes fucking you while holding you up against the wall, because it demonstrates his ability to take care of you in more than one way, and it doesn't take too much effort for him to do so.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Embo's usually pretty serious normally, so he won't make a joke when he's inside you. He's capable of laughing, though. Sometimes, you'll crack a joke or two and he'll let out this cute little chuckle, his glowing yellow eyes dancing.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't have any hair, but in terms of hygiene, he is very clean. His ship is also clean, since he got tired of tripping up on stuff (it's a long way to fall when you're 1.99 metres up), and also since Marrok would always hide the random items he couldn't be bothered to put away.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

Embo's not very verbal with his intimacy, which is helpful for you since your understanding of the Kyuzo language, although pretty solid, can sometimes falter a bit. Instead, he's more likely to make you dinner and buy you flowers, or wrap you up in his arms and hold you close, with one hand tenderly caressing your face.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't any more, since he prefers you to his hands (obviously) but he used to, not very regularly, but just as a stress release and a way of forgetting about his problems for at least a little while.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Embo has a size kink. He's big, he towers over you, and the way you have to reach up on your tip toes to kiss him, the way your hand is so small in his... He just loves it. And, between the two of you, he likes it when you peg him, because the fact he will submit to such a small creature as you... It drives him crazy. Although, after you've pegged him, he'll often end up on top.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere private, where he can enjoy you in peace. And that includes somewhere where Marrok won't come in or scratch at the door to be let in because he wants attention.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Embo generally has a thing for your body, so if you happen to be wearing a top that's a little more revealing, or an item of clothing that hugs your figure, he will instantly be finding excuses to be alone with you somewhere.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Embo, along with Din Djarin, is an absolute consent king. He's not doing anything to you, however hot and bothered he is, if he doesn't get your consent. And it has to be while you're sober as well, because drunk consent isn't consent at all.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Due to the fact he can't give you head in a normal atmosphere, it's mostly going to be you giving him head - which isn't so bad, for both of you, but as soon as you're in a suitable atmosphere, his head is going to be in between your legs and hungry. He doesn't get to taste you often, and that makes it even better when he does manage to.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He errs on the side of fast and rough, but if he feels guilty for fucking you too hard before, he'll go slower so you can catch your breath. He has no problems with being sensual as well, and will do anything if you ask for it.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Embo prefers normal sex, it means he can take his time with you, and if there's anything you shouldn't do to Embo, it's hurry him. However, if quickie is the only option, he'll indulge, but more often than not, a quickie is a sort of premier to sex later.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's up for doing anything with you, but he will make sure you know his opinion on it before, and he will never, ever, ever do something that will hurt you permanently. He'd also never have sex with you in public - the way your eyes roll back when you orgasm is a sight for him and only him - although the risk of getting caught... well, that's an entirely different thing, especially if it's at night, where his senses are heightened and his eyes glow like jewels in the dark.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

All Kyuzos tend to have amazing stamina, and Embo's not any different. His recovery period is also pretty insane; you'll have barely caught your breath by the time he's recuperated and is ready to go again.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Embo doesn't own any himself, but he'll use your toys on you if you ask (or if he finds them before you can ask). There was this one time where he produced your vibrator out of nowhere and asked if he could use it on you, and you were so in shock that he had it that it took you almost a full minute to answer.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will do a light bit of teasing, but he prefers to give you so many orgasms that you can't walk the next day rather than deny you of orgasms. Also, the word 'cockdumb' in Kyuzo, in his voice... Wow, it's hot.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Will one hundred percent talk to you in his native tongue when he fucks you (since he can't speak Basic), but mostly it's a hell of a lot faster and more slurred than how he normally speaks, so you don't always catch what he's saying. Most of the time it's praise (or calling you cockdumb), and once he's done, he'll cuddle you close to him and make these content little sounds which you once called purring. Let's just say he sulked about it for half an hour before you managed to charm him into a better mood, and now you always tease him about it.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

If he's in a suitable environment, he'll take off his pressurised filter mask and will not balk at the idea of shoving you down some alley and tasting you. He doesn't normal get to kiss you due to an atmosphere he can't deal with, but one time, the two of you went to Phatrong, his home planet, and your confusion at the strong gravity of the planet was left totally forgotten the moment he dragged you down an alley way and lifted you up against the wall until your legs were wrapped around his neck.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

Embo is tall. On Wookiepedia, it says he's 1.99m, which is 6'5, I think? And although height isn't always the determining factor for dick size in some people, it definitely is in Embo. It's also greenish blue, like the rest of him, and has this sweet little ridges that pop up when he's hard which are often the reason why he has to carry you around the next day.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Unusual for a Kyuzo, it wasn't very high at all before he met you, although he did have a few one night stands, but once he met you... His sex drive became usual for a Kyuzo, which, for human terms, was high. High as fuck.

Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He refuses to fall asleep until he's cared for you and made sure you're okay. He knows how strong he can be, and he will subtly check you for injuries while he cleans you up with a damp cloth. Then, finally, he will collapse onto the bed next to you, with just enough time to snuggle with you for three or so minutes before he's out like a light.